CoWorkers Knocking Boots.

[feeninlikejodeci]

My manager is in his early 50s, and earlier this year he had promoted this younger chick in her late 20s to inventory specialist. So naturally they spend alot of time together, they supervise all incoming deliveries and tell us where to put them.

So anyways, my car was in the shop for new brakes and I scheduled an Uber to pick me up at this Church down the street cause it's less confusing than our gigantic multi building complex.

So as I'm walking up the driveway Lo and behold, I see his Challenger and her Trailblazer parked side by side. I run back around the corner and hide. He climbs inside her vehicle. Now I'm not gonna embellish and say I saw the Trailblazer shaking or heard any strange noises, but this just seemed odd, if they wanted to talk they could've rolled the windows down. It took about 20 minutes for my Uber to get there and both their cars rolled out maybe 3-4 minutes prior.

Interestingly, Her husband had showed up for a happy hours event over the summer and all the street-wise guys that worked for the company surmised he was a 'pushover' type and wasn't applying pressure properly. Jokingly one dude made a comment about our manager carrying on an affair with her cause despite being alnost twice her age he was ex-military, and much more rugged than the husband. So this development is pretty surreal...

Anyone else uncovered any affairs accidently?

 

[TURBO UNO]

I used to go to this huge park to study for my house painting business license. I’d sit in my car reading and playing the cd’s given to me for the exams. Anyway, I saw several people arrive in different cars. Most would look all suspicious and embrace before leaving in one car together. Sometimes they’d be back 45 minutes later and some were hours. One would get back in their car and both would take off. It was super regular for me to see this. Shoot, I still catch a few doing the same by meeting up at Target’s multi-level parking lot and leaving in one car.

One that shocked me recently was some cute blonde in her late teens/early 20’s hopping out some 60+ old man’s truck and back into her Honda dressed for work at Walmart, name tag and all. Must’ve been her sugar daddy or something....gross. I feel sorry for the younger guy she’s likely talking to. If he only knew where she was a few hours ago

 

[Nujavez]

In one of my old jobs there was this dude I worked with and his girl also worked there in another section. They had a kid together and she was fine as hell. He started messing around with another chick that me and him worked with on the low. She was a big step down from his girl... just unattractive and Hella overweight. I think his girl knew what was happening and I noticed she started checking me out more and more when she would come by.. I aint want no part of that. Dude was in the most wanted list in the past for something I forgot

 

[Fozz]

 

[TURBO UNO]

Nujavez you should’ve smashed and quit once it blew up

 

[kingkoopa]

This is super common at most work places.

I’ve smashed co workers before.

You just gotta move right.

And people act like it’s a secret when everyone knows and gossips about it.

Even the higher ups.

Just keep it cool and things will be okay.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

 

[x Buddha Bless x]

Office manager(s) banging some of the floor guys. I use to joke around with them but I had to be on my Jon Snow cuz they lowkey want dudes to be their sugar daddy and buy them breakfast and lunch everyday. One dude ended up quitting this past summer due to some of that.

Me and one of the managers I’m cool with use to compete with trying to bang some of the fine customers that would come in. Same with the cashiers. One cashier in particular, ugly as ****, be on dude heavy.

Pretty much the norm. Hear even more stories about how things use to be in the past.

 

[Air_raw09]

I smashed a co-worker, the worse mistake because not only did I have to see her everyday, but as much as I was trying to keep it on the low, she kept blowing it up lol. Great smash though, probably the best ever but not worth seeing her everyday and people knowing my business.

 

[calibeebee]

feeninlikejodeci

I’ve never uncovered an affair at work but I did in high school.

Our girls varsity bball coach was a young dude for the job. He was early 30’s and looked YOUNG.

Anyways i needed something from the girls locker room for something before school started one morning. History teacher wanted me to get tape or something so he gave me keys and told me whatever he needed was in the coaches office in the girls locker room. It was right before classes started so there shouldn’t have been anyone in there.

I burst in there real quick and the finest, most mature (18 year old) girl in our school is in there with the head coach, in just her panties……..

They both do the deer in headlights/shocked look and tell me to get out. Coach took me aside and said he was just doing a special ankle wrap for her because she rolled it pretty bad and they had an important game coming up.

I was 15 or 16 at the time and scared ****less of telling on either of them. I think I’ve mentioned this story on NT before. I should have blackmailed shorty, but I was a weenie hut Jr. member.

 

[jape]

Messing with co workers is the worst idea
Especially if it's a career and not a disposable job. Single or not it's dumb as hell.

 

[brendasdeadbaby]

Extremely common especially in hospitals, office, restaurants and retail jobs. If your wife has a “work husband” she got some feelings for him and he could probably slide right in

 

[$tacy]

Extremely common especially in hospitals, office, restaurants and retail jobs. If your wife has a “work husband” she got some feelings for him and he could probably slide right in

Dudes would be surprised if they seen how they women act at work.

 

[tomdiginson]

feeninlikejodeci

I burst in there real quick and the finest, most mature (18 year old) girl in our school is in there with the head coach, in just her panties……..

They both do the deer in headlights/shocked look and tell me to get out. Coach took me aside and said he was just doing a special ankle wrap for her because she rolled it pretty bad and they had an important game coming up.

I was 15 or 16 at the time and scared ****less of telling on either of them. I think I’ve mentioned this story on NT before. I should have blackmailed shorty, but I was a weenie hut Jr. member.

 

[brendasdeadbaby]

feeninlikejodeci

I’ve never uncovered an affair at work but I did in high school.

Our girls varsity bball coach was a young dude for the job. He was early 30’s and looked YOUNG.

Anyways i needed something from the girls locker room for something before school started one morning. History teacher wanted me to get tape or something so he gave me keys and told me whatever he needed was in the coaches office in the girls locker room. It was right before classes started so there shouldn’t have been anyone in there.

I burst in there real quick and the finest, most mature (18 year old) girl in our school is in there with the head coach, in just her panties……..

They both do the deer in headlights/shocked look and tell me to get out. Coach took me aside and said he was just doing a special ankle wrap for her because she rolled it pretty bad and they had an important game coming up.

I was 15 or 16 at the time and scared ****less of telling on either of them. I think I’ve mentioned this story on NT before. I should have blackmailed shorty, but I was a weenie hut Jr. member.

Should have blackmailed the coach not the girl. Would have gone up to him every Thursday or Friday, say coach you have $100 or 2 on you

 

[ahat]

A manager at my old job was caught banging some woman in one of the boardrooms.

The managers wife worked at the company too. Same dept as the lady he was banging, they could see each other from their desks. Oh and the wife was also pregnant.

Fools wildin. Felt bad for the wife.

 

[uncalled4boy]

I’ve Never Put My Penis In My Wallet And Have No Desire To.

But I’ve Known Of Several Confirmed And Suspected Workplace Relations.

I’ve Seen Them Be A Lot More Risky In Careers.

 

[brendasdeadbaby]

what is a career job?? I come in peace. You can make a career out of any job in my experience. Career job to me has always been what people that go to college say to make themselves feel better about earning the same or less as a waitress or construction worker

 

[tomdiginson]

It's just best to avoid it all together.

 

[Based Jesus]

I've made a lot of bad decisions concerning women, but women I work with was never one of them. Even when other coworkers assumed so or tried.

Never discovered anything accidentally, but I did hear directly from the horses mouth one time about ****ing an engaged boss in a coworker's apartment bathroom and a bigger boss walking in on them and then walking right back out. I didn't even ask or care

I'm just there for a paycheck. They can keep all potential drama I'm not paid for.

 

[datznasty]

I worked on an Army base (Ft Sill), **** was rampant. 2 particular Sargeants, the S4 and S6, were ****ing EVERYBODY, literally almost every woman in the whole battalion. It was a blowout. Both were married by the way and again, not even discreet about it.

We had an office that was just a huge open room and Sgt R we’ll call him took the storage room in the corner and pit his office in there. But he really just used it to smash Sgt Stevens, the S4 civilian, the Chaplains assistant, theyd do it while i was there they didnt care. 1st Sargeant was smashing the women upstairs too. Mtv Real World levels of everybody smashing everybody sex going around at the 428th FA Brigade / 2-2 FA BN

I could have partook but my naive *** missed out. Girl bought me her hard drive with nudes on it knew i was gonna look during windows xp to Vista migrations and i never put the 2 + 2 together. She had admin rights and her own offline imaging station she could have backed that **** up herself

 

[dman14]

Was told to print a presentation off a thumb drive from boss. Came across a folder with some sexy pics of another coworker.

 

[aepps20]

Happens all of the time in the legal profession. Lots of second and third marriages where you find out their current spouse used to be their legal assistant, associate or paralegal.

 

[tr1ll]

I feel like there’s 2 types of people, people who practically live off work place relations and people who would never. Half of the latter are lying.

 

[TURBO UNO]

This thread man
Funny how some dudes be bragging about their marriages too.