CoWorkers Knocking Boots.

Got involved with a married co worker. every yr for next 5 yrs some random life crisis not relationship related. Natural disasters, health problems, court cases. We broke up and life has been GREAT for past 2 yrs. now I live by not talking to married women or people that have kids and are still together. I don’t want NO parts
How you broke up with a married woman? Was she not just ya side piece? Or did you seriously consider her to be your woman when she was married? :lol:
 
How you broke up with a married woman? Was she not just ya side piece? Or did you seriously consider her to be your woman when she was married? :lol:
Lol loooong story. Lost the job for catching a case after we had been messing around. Left husband after a few months and kept messing with me. Husband was weird tho. Marriage had been dead. Dude had porn issues and she had found grocery store pics of *** in his phone and stuff some on younger side
 
My story is somewhat wild. Back in 2015 when I was 28 years old, I was doing security in a federal building. It was chick who was 13 years older then me. For awhile, she used to flirt with me heavy. The issue I had with her was, she had like 8 kids by 4 different baby fathers smh. So, the flirting continued. Once I realized that she wanted the “D”, I told her off the break that if we start smashing, I don’t want a long ten relationship or any sort of commitment. She “agreed” to it.

At the time, I was working nights, so she came on her day off to get some. We ended up smashing in the bathroom. She had some good “P”, I must admit. Unfortunately and fortunately, we only did it that one time. I must’ve turned her out because as soon as the next day came, she turned into a full blown psycho. She didn’t want me to talk to no other female and she was very possessive. She would legit get mad at me and want to check my phone to see who I’m speaking too. She had the mindset of a 21 year old…smh. It got so bad that she faked a pregnancy on me(although, I knew it was BS), that was when I told her that I couldn’t go for another round with her after we made an “agreement”. Once I told her that, she started to have a breakdown saying that I hurt her feelings 🤷🏾. Ultimately, I think she was just looking for a come up and once she had to come clean about the take pregnancy thing, that’s when I just cut ties with her all together. That’s when I learned not to smash your co-workers, I was definitely playing with fire on that one..
 
Back in the day i used to bang one of fellow team leaders. She was married to a girl and man we kept it going for years, even after we both moved on to different jobs. Im talking 5 plus years of occasional meet ups and what not. Wasnt until recently we stopped because i started dating someone, coincidentaly who i met at my current job lol
 
Smashed a coworker the night of the Christmas party years ago. What’s crazy is I’ve seen her around and never said a word. Saw her sitting outside by the fire and chopped it up. She asked how far I lived and we got it popping. We continued smashing afterwards but she got annoying on the job. She would send me raunchy texts while working. Stop by my workspace and talk spicy. I would take the long way just to avoid her sometimes at work. Then one day we had layoffs and she was laid off. Hate to see folks loose their job but I was excited :lol: We continued a bit afterwards then just went our separate ways.
 
When I was 18/19 I dated a coworker who was bi, she never told me who her gf was (she broke up with her to date me). One of my friends comes back from lunch one day and tells me that so and so is at my car looking shady. I go out to look and it’s another coworker hacking my tire with a butter knife. She turned and dipped, dropping it when I walked towards her.

Currently flirting with a coworker who is catching feelings. Told her she was my work gf bc I have a real gf. Trying to step out of this one.
 
The only time I attempted to date/smash a coworker that wasn't successful was when there was an 8 year age gap between us.

I was 31 and she was 23. She asked me out, so I figured I'd give it a go. I thought it was universally understood that you should keep these things on the down-low, not talk about it at work, or show any signs that there's something going on, but apparently she thought differently. We went on two dates and next thing I know 3 co-workers are coming up to me asking about what's going on with us.

Really rubbed me the wrong way. Figured it wasn't worth it so I just deaded it. We remained civil enough to work together, but there was definitely a bit of tension until she ended up quitting to go back to school.
 
the day before she gave birth she went through his phone and found pics of young butts at the grocery store. They had just bought a house together and ended up slee in separate rooms after the baby was born
So dude went around snapping pics of random girl's backsides @ grocery stores? What was wrong with him? :lol:
 
So dude went around snapping pics of random girl's backsides @ grocery stores? What was wrong with him? :lol:
🤷🏻‍♂️ Weirdo. Some were of a questionale age too. He also had a porn addiction too. Her mom babysat while they worker and commented that when he got home he always went into the restroom for a long time as soon as he walked in before she left, not knowing about the porn stuff. Bit old girl knew what he was doing. Like he waited for them to get married and secure a house and quit his job and turned pervert. The house and marriage and pregnancy was the only reason she was with him
 
Ahhh man this thread is comedy

Ideally you’re not supposed to dip your pen in company ink. You’re not supposed to fish from the company pier, but when you spend almost if not more time at work than home it happens. You just have to not play the game too hard and move right.

After my 4 year relationship ended I got a new job and man, it was perfect timing.

Ended up sleeping with 6 co workers at my job. No issues came from it. Well until my co workers boyfriend found out and emptied her bank account.

We knew what it was and did the grown up.
 
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After my 4 year relationship ended I got a new job and man, it was perfect timing.

Ended up sleeping with 6 co workers at my job. No issues came from it. Well until my co workers boyfriend found out and emptied her bank account.
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Y’all some wild boys. My guy was treating the workplace like his own personal Tinder :lol: I tip my hat to your ruthlessness sir
 
That was the only one I messed with but after her it was like alot of others started flirting. Old white women on down
 
That was the only one I messed with but after her it was like alot of others started flirting. Old white women on down

now that I think about it I really fumbled the bag. I could’ve had my supervisor who was a 60 yr old therapist who’s husband was in the oil industry and was away 2-3 weeks every month. The way she was telling me about it and her loneliness was obvious. one day we were in my office alone and in conversation she says “ I have a real hard time saying no “
 
We hang out on the roof at night for an hour+ even though she suppose to be in her dept ( which is short staffed)
 
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