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Well i can almost guarantee you that the way i counted down my 2008 was a little weirder than yours.
I was working in oakland,ca and i was at the paramount working the mike epps comedy show...
So tfast forward to 11:58 and this guy talks to me and asks me what i do at the paramount, i jokingly tell him
"oh i clean the bathrooms and what not" he then tells me "oh you must get all the girls" what relevance does girls have with my job?!
ANYWAYS.... so i walk into the bathroom and this same guy walks right behind me and locks the door and says "mind if i join ya?....so in my mind
A.im about to get raped
B.im about to get murdered
C.im about to get raped and then murdered
So he then asks me "wanna murn it up with me?" he pulls out his "stuff" and starts to smoke...i start to hear the countdown....10...9...8...
and there i am cleaning the bathroom with a man who i just met and hes smoking telling me about "im so happy bush is now gone" then as the new yearcame around , he tells me "heres some gas money" pulls out rolled up 100's and pulls a 10 out of the middle of the roll, im like "thankshappy new year" he walks out and when i open up the 10 its ripped in half... ughhh whatever. happy new years everybody, how did you spend it?
I was working in oakland,ca and i was at the paramount working the mike epps comedy show...
So tfast forward to 11:58 and this guy talks to me and asks me what i do at the paramount, i jokingly tell him
"oh i clean the bathrooms and what not" he then tells me "oh you must get all the girls" what relevance does girls have with my job?!
ANYWAYS.... so i walk into the bathroom and this same guy walks right behind me and locks the door and says "mind if i join ya?....so in my mind
A.im about to get raped
B.im about to get murdered
C.im about to get raped and then murdered
So he then asks me "wanna murn it up with me?" he pulls out his "stuff" and starts to smoke...i start to hear the countdown....10...9...8...
and there i am cleaning the bathroom with a man who i just met and hes smoking telling me about "im so happy bush is now gone" then as the new yearcame around , he tells me "heres some gas money" pulls out rolled up 100's and pulls a 10 out of the middle of the roll, im like "thankshappy new year" he walks out and when i open up the 10 its ripped in half... ughhh whatever. happy new years everybody, how did you spend it?