DAM. Think before you speak next time it will save you the embarrassment * BUT thanks for the LOL

[lb510]

To set the scene: 8th grade

So we were basiclly having a The "Sex Ed" talk. So we get to oral sex and out of nowhere Damiah Jones says Oh... yea oral sexis when you talk about it.


The reaction of the class

She was DEAD serious too

Figures she was one of the ugliest girls in the class but still
Post yours. I'll add more later

 

[ryanbbn1]

u blazed son?

 

[kicktionair]

At work there is always this smudie chick

"What happened to your shirt we gave you with the logo on it?"

Her " I have no idea where I took it off, must have been at some......... dudes house..... Whats so funny about that?"

everyone "SMH"

 

[lb510]

Originally Posted by Ryanbbn1

u blazed son?

nope I dont smoke just looking through this old year book when I was her pic I was like

 

[equality]

You should have gone "well let me perform some oral sex in our spare time, talking never hurts." lol

 

[air murphy 23]

kid on my bus in 8th grade did the old 5 fingers to the ear moose trick and said "I'm horny"

I got it, but then I realized he didn't know what horny meant

 

[boomatic206]

So the teacher was talking about how semen is 80% sugar.

Then this girls blurts out "why does it taste so salty then?"

 

[lb510]

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

So the teacher was talking about how semen is 80% sugar.

Then this girls blurts out "why does it taste so salty then?"

 

[freshhh]

Originally Posted by LB510

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

So the teacher was talking about how semen is 80% sugar.

Then this girls blurts out "why does it taste so salty then?"

 

[sherwin100s]

Originally Posted by freshhh

Originally Posted by LB510

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

So the teacher was talking about how semen is 80% sugar.

Then this girls blurts out "why does it taste so salty then?"

wow

 

[million dollar stacks]

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

So the teacher was talking about how semen is 80% sugar.

Then this girls blurts out "why does it taste so salty then?"

lies same ol tired joke

 

[fossettes]

in high school health- teacher was talking about aids...

kid raises his hand- " so say if you have aids already, and you have sex with another person with aids, can you get like double aids???"
everyone-

teacher "actually, thats a good question because there has been some speculation about super aids forming (or something like that)"
so kid turns to class and was liiiike "in your face"

then later on they are discussing pregnancy
same kid goes "so can you get double pregnant?? "
teacher and class-

 

[eight2one]

i hear soo many stupid questions, i wish i could remember them right now!

 

[highrep87]

Originally Posted by eight2one

i hear soo many stupid questions, i wish i could remember them right now!

 

[ubuibeme]

Originally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

So the teacher was talking about how semen is 80% sugar.

Then this girls blurts out "why does it taste so salty then?"

lies same ol tired joke

Word.

 

[whutizit]

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

So the teacher was talking about how semen is 80% sugar.

Then this girls blurts out "why does it taste so salty then?"

 

[badboyf0life420]

true story just happened yesterday...
me : do you know if he has an autistic brother?
co worker : uhhhh im not too sure.. you mean artistic right ?


im pretty sure that has happened to alot of people..

 

[b1acman365]

Originally Posted by HighRep87

Originally Posted by eight2one

i hear soo many stupid questions, i wish i could remember them right now!

 

[ricekrispies420]

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

So the teacher was talking about how semen is 80% sugar.

Then this girls blurts out "why does it taste so salty then?"

 

[lemurkicks23]

Originally Posted by eight2one

i hear soo many stupid questions, i wish i could remember them right now!

I wish I could too...

 

[firebirdgoddess]

LMAO at this whole thread! wowwwwww. I wish I could remember those times... i'm gettin old

 

[czdadegrees]

Originally Posted by WhUtIzIt

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

So the teacher was talking about how semen is 80% sugar.

Then this girls blurts out "why does it taste so salty then?"