DAMN YOU!!!!!!

[the great hibachi]

Originally Posted by M16

Originally Posted by breaux

"I ripped out thousands of them thangs mayne" - I never forgot this dude... too funny /

 

[rafool]

attention @#$%%

at least make an unayo story up dude.......

 

[dopestop]

#*%+ w/e
#*%+ this $*$!
I aint never trustin no one ever again...

 

[m16]

Originally Posted by dopestop

Originally Posted by Beavers N Ducks

so you stood there and let him unzip your pants......




that's enough. You're lying for attention or you sat there and let another guy unzip your pants without stopping him. He had enough time to do all that
?

yea im lying for attention
%%!# @!*+%
i was on the #!@##*@ couch
this @!*+% is up next to me talkin to me
shoves me down
i push him away cuz i aint know what the %%!# he was trynna do..
he tries to punch my balls so im just like w/e messing with the @!*+%, punchin him.
and he puts his fist down..
i push him away and punch him, i say !!#?!?!?
he tries to unzip my pants.
i keep throwing punches.
he puts his hand down there
im trying to GET THE %%!# UP.
while pushin this @!*+%
he pinches it, i stop steal him.
im like ima call 911
then he grabs my balls and my penis and squeezes it.
he like why aint you crying..
i punch him and tell him to get the %%!# out

Solid verse, where's your chorus ?

 

[breaux]

Originally Posted by dopestop

Originally Posted by Beavers N Ducks

so you stood there and let him unzip your pants......

that's enough. You're lying for attention or you sat there and let another guy unzip your pants without stopping him. He had enough time to do all that ?

yea im lying for attention
*#+% %%*!!
i was on the @!@%@+# couch
this %%*!! is up next to me talkin to me
shoves me down
i push him away cuz i aint know what the *#+% he was trynna do..
he tries to punch my balls so im just like w/e messing with the %%*!!, punchin him.
and he puts his fist down..
i push him away and punch him, i say *%$?!?!?
he tries to unzip my pants.
i keep throwing punches.
he puts his hand down there
im trying to GET THE *#+% UP.
while pushin this %%*!!
he pinches it, i stop steal him.
im like ima call 911
then he grabs my balls and my penis and squeezes it.
he like why aint you crying..
i punch him and tell him to get the *#+% out

 

[areyouin729]

deep down inside your just mad he didnt give it a lil tug

 

[flyjr22]

why are you even associating with somebody like that?

just tell him jokes and games are over, you surrender

to put some heterosexuality into this post

.....dopestop who is the girl in your avy???

 

[dopestop]

i dont even know why the %$#+ i came to niketalk.
u guys are never serious about *##$.

 

[pr0phecy718]

 

[drjordanfreak88]

Originally Posted by eye see soles

Some things you just don't share.

This being one of them.

agreed. either way, that dude would never see me again.

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by dopestop

i dont even know why the %$#+ i came to niketalk.
u guys are never serious about *##$.

take your male on male fantasies elsewhere

 

[breaux]

Originally Posted by dopestop

i dont even know why the %$#+ i came to niketalk.
u guys are never serious about *##$.

 

[EddieWinslow1983]

What ur boy did is grounds for a " AUTOMATIC A.S.S. WHOOPIN " Handle ur business man.

 

[m16]

Originally Posted by DRJordanFreak88

Originally Posted by eye see soles

Some things you just don't share.




This being one of them.

agreed. either way, that dude would never see me anything again.

 

[emkicks]

at the gifs... perfect use of the one with Al Bundy

for either the story being true or OP making up an ayo story like that.

 

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Originally Posted by dopestop



he tries to punch my balls so im just like w/e messing with the %%he puts his hand down there
im trying to GET THE *#+% UP.
he pinches it, then he grabs my balls and my penis and squeezes it.
he like why aint you crying..

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by piczon1983

What ur boy did is grounds for a " AUTOMATIC A.S.S. WHOOPIN " Handle ur business man.

he let his boy handle his business

 

[davidisgodly]

How he get all the way there with you just watching.....

 

[mht214]

Originally Posted by dopestop

i dont even know why the %$#+ i came to niketalk.
u guys are never serious about *##$.

If for some reason this story is non-fiction, then you need to go over to your boys house and take a !+!! on his floor and step on it, make sure to getit in the carpet good.

 

[chokeonsmoke]

 

[dalilboy]

Originally Posted by awash242

 

[18key]

Was he wearing a visor upside down, and did he have a big black dildo, a can of AXE body spray, and Natty Light in his backpack?

 

[phil le0tard0]

Originally Posted by dopestop

quick story short
"my boy" comes over to my crib, to chill..
I've been waiting to see him all day
I tought we were gonna play some ball or %%#! like that..
I love how he looks in those bball shorts
this @$+$! (350 pounds, 6ft 5" tall) im 5"10 200 pounds
his arms are

grabs me and goes in my pants, unzips them, grabs my balls, and pulls them
I get super hard
he notices and quickly stops
i say, "whats wrong"
"dude wth" he says
he's says he just wanted to get me back from all the *!$# I talked during the semester
theres an awkward pause and then he leaves
@!!
what do I do ?!?!!
im so embarrassed!!

fixed.

 

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[mdwst9]

so u mean to tell me......nvm AYYYOOOO!!!!!