guccimane
Banned
- Feb 1, 2010
- 469
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Dear women:
Allow me to rant/ vent. Don't worry its not that serious
I grew up thinking girls were gentle like a delicate flower, and sweet, kind of like honey mixed with fruit juice. But.. I'm sorry but it's all lies! You're just an artificial sweetener in disguised. You are no delicate flower, you are poison ivy! Ok I know I'm getting heavy on the metaphors, but what I'm trying to say is.. you ladies tend to be quite deceiving. And worse, you can't even make up your mind about what you want. Why can't you be direct and straightforward? Wait a minute.. I think I'm on to something. You don't know what you want, do you?
Oh, and don't expect us men to be a guy fresh out of a korean drama when you're not a victoria secret supermodel, ok? We were designed to sleep, eat, pee standing up, and occasionally poop sitting down. Most of us can't fulfill whatever crazy imagination/ fantasy you have when you make it even more complicated and confusing.
I'll repeat what I said earlier. If you're not Megan Fox, or some other ridiculously, godly, super duper, mega fine hot sexy woman, do not expect us to be (insert unreasonable/unrealistic name here).
Random thought: When you're on your period, it' us men who suffers. Honest. I'm not gonna even lie about this one.
I'll admit I used to feel quite shallow being attracted to pretty girls. Then I realised women are just as bad. Not to mention some of us are just considered as ATM machines with arms and legs. Now I'm not saying all girls are like this, but what does it matter what kind of car we drive? Some girls take superficiality to a whole new level. And why are women complaining about there being no good guys; you're the ones making things complicated, not us. Face it, you love drama, you want some sort of push-and-pull in your relationships, and I'm willing to bet that if everything goes smoothly, you'll get bored. Do you want a guy with flaws to change, or a guy who's got it together? Sigh.. why do I even bother asking. Im not going to get a consistent answer. I know what you're gonna say, you want a guy who's got it together.. but wait a minute, then he'll be boring. Now you want a guy with flaws, but then you worry it might come back and bite you in the end, and it's really no use trying to change/ tame someone. You want a bit of both now. The world doesn't work that way. Oh the things that goes on inside a woman's head.. for a day I want to know what it's like.
Allow me to rant/ vent. Don't worry its not that serious
I grew up thinking girls were gentle like a delicate flower, and sweet, kind of like honey mixed with fruit juice. But.. I'm sorry but it's all lies! You're just an artificial sweetener in disguised. You are no delicate flower, you are poison ivy! Ok I know I'm getting heavy on the metaphors, but what I'm trying to say is.. you ladies tend to be quite deceiving. And worse, you can't even make up your mind about what you want. Why can't you be direct and straightforward? Wait a minute.. I think I'm on to something. You don't know what you want, do you?
Oh, and don't expect us men to be a guy fresh out of a korean drama when you're not a victoria secret supermodel, ok? We were designed to sleep, eat, pee standing up, and occasionally poop sitting down. Most of us can't fulfill whatever crazy imagination/ fantasy you have when you make it even more complicated and confusing.
I'll repeat what I said earlier. If you're not Megan Fox, or some other ridiculously, godly, super duper, mega fine hot sexy woman, do not expect us to be (insert unreasonable/unrealistic name here).
Random thought: When you're on your period, it' us men who suffers. Honest. I'm not gonna even lie about this one.
I'll admit I used to feel quite shallow being attracted to pretty girls. Then I realised women are just as bad. Not to mention some of us are just considered as ATM machines with arms and legs. Now I'm not saying all girls are like this, but what does it matter what kind of car we drive? Some girls take superficiality to a whole new level. And why are women complaining about there being no good guys; you're the ones making things complicated, not us. Face it, you love drama, you want some sort of push-and-pull in your relationships, and I'm willing to bet that if everything goes smoothly, you'll get bored. Do you want a guy with flaws to change, or a guy who's got it together? Sigh.. why do I even bother asking. Im not going to get a consistent answer. I know what you're gonna say, you want a guy who's got it together.. but wait a minute, then he'll be boring. Now you want a guy with flaws, but then you worry it might come back and bite you in the end, and it's really no use trying to change/ tame someone. You want a bit of both now. The world doesn't work that way. Oh the things that goes on inside a woman's head.. for a day I want to know what it's like.
