Delete, please.

[megatron]

Originally Posted by FOG

-Call for pizza delivery.
-When delivery boy arrives, I ask him how much.
-He gives me the price.
-I say, "WHAAAT?!" and shoot myself in the face.

Oh, and you don't feel the pain at all.

Your turn

nothing funny about suicide

 

[fog]

Wasn't meant to be intentional, I thought it'd be one of those random questions you'd ask when you chill with your buddies... Oh wells

 

[ohdannyboy]

^ I'm saying. Thread sucks homie.

 

[cash is clay]

Originally Posted by FOG

-Call for pizza delivery.
-When delivery boy arrives, I ask him how much.
-He gives me the price.
-I say, "WHAAAT?!" and shoot myself in the face.

Oh, and you don't feel the pain at all.

Your turn

  

 ^^Why wait? just do it now your not going to get to eat the pizza anyways.  and 

 at your thread ending be4 it began

 

[noskey]

Skydive from an airplane riding a dead reindeer, dressed in a Santa suit, with a big bag of fragile toys tied to me, into Times Square.

 

[erickm713]

Originally Posted by megatron

Originally Posted by FOG

-Call for pizza delivery.
-When delivery boy arrives, I ask him how much.
-He gives me the price.
-I say, "WHAAAT?!" and shoot myself in the face.

Oh, and you don't feel the pain at all.

Your turn

nothing funny about suicide

You want some french cries with that wah burger?

 

[justforsneaks]

Man, stop playing with death. Seriously, you pick the wrong time to make jokes about losing a life. Its not even funny. Even the movie Death At A Funeral was trash.
Lock this thread please. 

 

[elcatfisho]

edit: sounds too !!+#@+ up. probably the funniest way to die for me would be to live the rest of my life as a clown, and then die as a clown.

 

[atlien seeko]

break the fapping reccord

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

i'd go with fapping 50 times in a row to break that other dudes record while painted and looking like one of them blue avatar creatures while wearing a cleveland cavaliers jersey with a big L on it and some dynamite attached to me to explode after i get to 50

 

[misterp0315]

Awful thread but...

I guess I'll masturbate until cardiac arrest.

 

[jordan0589]

Eat 200 bucks in Mexican and Chinese food then hook self into a fartmask

 

[angeezy]

jump out a window while wearing a hot dog suit

 

[je ne sais quoi]

I'll get Xzibit to pimp my ride and tell him I like to sleep.
He'll hear that I like to sleep, so he'll put a bed in my car so I can drive while I die.

 

[dwyanewadeog]

Originally Posted by Noskey

Skydive from an airplane riding a dead reindeer, dressed in a Santa suit, with a big bag of fragile toys tied to me, into Times Square.

Can't breathe ahahaI would tie a bunch of weights onto my body and go to the gym. Begin running on treadmill at full speed naked while leaping like a gazelle until I lose control and get flung into the mirror behind me

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

jump off a skyscraper naked

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Do jumping-jacks in ninjahood's room.
Either I'll fall out the window because of how small his room is or the jumping will cause an avalanche of shoes that'll kill me.

 

[jayswisz]

id stand on a chair with a noose made out of cheese wire hanging from the ceiling and around my neck. id superglue my hands to my head and then jump. id have a friend take away the chair and noose and let people walk in and see me looking like i ripped off my own head.

 

[bboi4lif3]

Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi

Do jumping-jacks in ninjahood's room.
Either I'll fall out the window because of how small his room is or the jumping will cause an avalanche of shoes that'll kill me.

 

[ruxxx]

Suffocate myself in Janet Jade's breasts.

 

[kanyewestjayz4life]

Standing on a stool, jacking off, with a noose around my neck, while looking through i hole i cut into the wall to view whats in the next room.

 

[cash is clay]

I LOL everytime i see the screen name kanyewestjayz4life hahaha

 

[dmoney82]

I'd dress up like Catwoman with the nipples cut out, climb to the top of my nearest KFC and dive headfirst into a handicapped parking space.

 

[sneakerheadtrini1]

Originally Posted by DMoney82




I'd dress up like Catwoman with the nipples cut out, climb to the top of my nearest KFC and dive headfirst into a handicapped parking space.

Lol I just googles this last week after getting a letter from the irs but google wont let me get any real results.

 

[solecity]

Have Pinky sit on my face and suffocate me.