Delete, please.

[swagger2much4you]

 

[pharelfor3]

Originally Posted by Noskey

Skydive from an airplane riding a dead reindeer, dressed in a Santa suit, with a big bag of fragile toys tied to me, into Times Square.

Winner Winner chicken dinner

 

[jackel56]

fap in a industrial sized freezer but naked until you freeze to death with your !@#$ in you're hand and a funny face

 

[jimmybeanz]

have a heart attack while this chick is riding me at half court of madison square garden while R. Kelly's "Half on a Baby" is pumping through the loudspeakers while the whole thing is being televised on ESPN

 

[gaseousfashion]

Suicide ideas thread in disguise?

Y'all crazy with the replies though

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[grypr33]

Top of a building with a megaphone in a large city. Get everyone's attention and announce "I've hidden my fortune somewhere in the city, over 4 million dollars. If you can find it....it's yours! Good luck!" Then jump

Have to wear an expensive suit and have a note in the pocket explaining that you've grown tired of your life of crime and you've decided to kill yourself to atone.

 

[jd214]

Suicide though? That's for *******.

P4L though, Seems funny.

 

[kanyewestjayz4life]

Originally Posted by Cash is Clay

I LOL everytime i see the screen name kanyewestjayz4life hahaha

Yea sucks but i live with it. Back in 03 i think, me and my friend couldnt come up with anything.  

 Oh well. 

 

[zapatohead408]

instant death. prolly dress up like goku so I can try to fly off a building or something.

 

[OrangeBlueGarden]

FAMILY

 

[ins]

Call 911 saying im having a heart attack, have them bust open my door to find me dead in bed, naked with a teenage mutant ninja turtles coloring book on my crotch. thus breaking the 42 fap world record and having an awesome shot doing it.

 

[fog]

Originally Posted by Cash is Clay

 

 ^^Why wait? just do it now your not going to get to eat the pizza anyways.  and 

 at your thread ending be4 it began

 

[Deleted member 37754]

Originally Posted by ElCatfisho

edit: sounds too !!+#@+ up. probably the funniest way to die for me would be to live the rest of my life as a clown, and then die as a clown.

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.[/color]

 

[upandcoming]

Originally Posted by im that one

Originally Posted by ElCatfisho

edit: sounds too !!+#@+ up. probably the funniest way to die for me would be to live the rest of my life as a clown, and then die as a clown.

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.[/color]

And if no one laughed?

 

[Deleted member 37754]

Originally Posted by upandcoming

Originally Posted by im that one

Originally Posted by ElCatfisho

edit: sounds too !!+#@+ up. probably the funniest way to die for me would be to live the rest of my life as a clown, and then die as a clown.

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.[/color]

And if no one laughed?

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]It's a "joke" from [/color][color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Rorschach.[/color]