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[AgentZero]

I never mess around in the bathroom because its the custodians and janitors that have to suffer. Even if you hate your teachers, counselors, school in general or whatever, theres no need to make them suffer. 

Word. At that age a lot of people don't realize the full implications of their actions though.

Printed out 1000 copies of Slim Thug's face and got the entire school's printing privileges banned for a week cause I never came forward and said I was responsible

I was dying from trying not to laugh when all these kids were "WHat the @#$%, I have a paper due in 5 minutes!" They couldn't cancel all of them in time cause it was about 50 print jobs with 20 copies each

the librarian put slim Thug's face on the notice board :Rollin

One of the assistant principles told my track star girlfriend that I was a bad kid and I would not graduate. When we walked at the ceremony I infamously walked right past him trying to shake my hand and give me my diploma.

 

[zapatohead408]

My uncle was one of the 10 Mexicans at our school and smashed over 60 girls and two teachers by graduation.

There was this kid who fit the perfect description of a nerd. Had him in a few classes freshman year. Just a nerd, socially awkward, spent lunch with the bio teacher.

Fast forward to Junior year, this sophomore and her family were going out of town for the weekend and they decided to leave this nerd in charge of their house. We'll call this nerd Julio. So he's been sleeping at this house for most of the week and let a few people know about it. He got peer pressured into throwing a party by a couple other "Cooler people."

So Saturday comes around and the WHOLE SCHOOL goes to this party. It was in one of the most expensive parts of San Jose. Party starts off slow. Music, alcohol, underage people consuming alcohol. So Julio doesn't know how to pace himself and passes out in the living room couch. This is when all hell breaks loose.

People started getting really drunk and high and start getting rowdy. This led to an event of looting and vandalizing. One guy goes into the refrigerator and starts throwing ham and cheese at people. Another guy starts throwing mustard and other condiments everywhere. Some guy punches a whole through the wall. Someone made their way to all the bathrooms, clogged all of the toilets, sinks, and showers and turns on all the faucets. Also took an upper decker in the upstairs toilet.

A freshman at the party went to the upstairs master bedroom with his friend. They Saw the dad had some kind of expensive electric guitar, believe it was a fender or something like that. They got in a fight over who was taking it home, so they through it out the balcony. Also peed on somebody off the balcony.

My friend was walking around the house looking for things to take, he walks out of the house towards his car with the internet modem, a nutcracker, a painting, and two packets of kettle corn. He was dropping off the stuff at his car to go back for more. He realized the modem was a dumb idea so he throws it down the street. Leaves the stuff by his car and goes back inside for more. Comes out and the nutcracker is gone. He got mad, so he pissed on someones bed.

At this point somebody killed all of the light to the house so it was all pitch black through this entire thing.

Family shows up on Sunday around mid day and finds Julio asleep on the couch which he ruined by ******** himself. He wakes up and pukes all over the carpet. The family was devastated, their house was demolished and their cat was missing. Somebody wrote on the wall "Great party, thanks."

 

[T Lo Sweater]

sneak into school after hours with 3 of my boys

egged a classroom then pissed on the seats and floor in one room. wrote mad curses on the blackboard too

 

[water]

Thinking about it, you wouldn't be able to do half of these pranks/stories

My school has cameras right outside the bathrooms and a teacher at all times logging kids in and out 

My school is like a prison now with the amount of security, checkpoints, and cameras 

 

[12 million]

sneak into school after hours with 3 of my boys

egged a classroom then pissed on the seats and floor in one room. wrote mad curses on the blackboard too

My *****





Watch these cats come hate you though. We do this for the streets.......

 

[T Lo Sweater]

My *****





Watch these cats come hate you though. We do this for the streets.......

those were the days man. straight goonin

 

[adobecs4]

i remember in the prime of me and my boys skipping days they were each getting plucked off one by one. we'd be out

and get a text like "yo they called ___ to the office" next day we go in BAM they get suspended for 2-3 days. like 4 of my boys got caught. one day i got called to the office when we werent there and when i went back in the next day nothing happened. I was the only one to not get suspended

 

[cs02132]

Thinking about it, you wouldn't be able to do half of these pranks/stories

My school has cameras right outside the bathrooms and a teacher at all times logging kids in and out 

My school is like a prison now with the amount of security, checkpoints, and cameras 

i know youre from boston. What school do you go to?


I went to Boston Latin Academy and my senior year (2010 was when they first had cameras. they werent even that good though

we used to just leave through one of the numerous fire doors that didnt cause an alarm


Cant imagine what its like now

 

[301216baller]

have sex in school

after graduation rolled up to the school with water guns and sprayed everyone lol

stole a guitar amp out of someones car during intervention/study hall

we used to do dumb stuff like rip the flyers, banners, posters etc.. that displayed school spirit lol

 

[cs02132]

have sex in school
after graduation rolled up to the school with water guns and sprayed everyone lol
stole a guitar amp out of someones car during intervention/study hall


we used to do dumb stuff like rip the flyers, banners, posters etc.. that displayed school spirit lol

just reminded me!!

Last day of school 7th grade. Couple of my friends brought water guns.. we got out at like 10:20 because it was a half day.. around 9:50 we're walking down the halls and they see some other kids who apparently brought water guns too.. A small water fight ensues, when out of nowhere this cool *** teacher, Mr. Seddon , came running out of his room with his own water gun .. it went on for maybe a minute and then it was over.. This *****, Mrs Restrepo stopped us and we had to sit in her room until the day was over

 

[301216baller]

just reminded me!!

Last day of school 7th grade. Couple of my friends brought water guns.. we got out at like 10:20 because it was a half day.. around 9:50 we're walking down the halls and they see some other kids who apparently brought water guns too.. A small water fight ensues, when out of nowhere this cool *** teacher, Mr. Seddon

, came running out of his room with his own water gun

.. it went on for maybe a minute and then it was over.. This *****, Mrs Restrepo stopped us and we had to sit in her room until the day was over

bra that was a tradition where I grew up..last day of school it was a huge water balloon fight....nobody was safe from like 6th-12th grade  everyone was throwing them..it was cool till people started filling them up with bleach,piss, etc lol..if you had a cooler you were automatically stopped and had to pop all your balloons

 

 

[WASPS ANDD ASPS]

i didnt do this......

but i remember my oceanography/ marine science teacher had a phat ***

imo she was cute and a GREAT personality, but was JUST on the "fat" side of the thick/fat fence

she had her class set up so the desks on one side of the class were all facing the other desks on the other side of the class.

so if she faced half of the class, her back was turned to the other half of the class if she were standing in the middle of the room

so......

being the geniuses that they were, dudes in my class had a plan, they would take out there phones and have guys on the opposite side of class ask a question. then everybody on the other side of class would take a picture of her booty cheeks while her back was turned,

then when she finished answering the question, somebody on he other side of class would ask a question so the oppposite side can snap pics lol

 

[meek meals]

this sophomore and her family were going out of town for the weekend and they decided to leave this nerd in charge of their house. 

Lol never understood why people have house sitters. Thought it only happened as a plot device in party movies/tv episodes.

Unless you have pets or something (in which case, just leave extra food and water), what's the point? It can only go wrong lol.

 

[solewoman]

I was known as the mystery sh*tter. I use to take dumps on the bathroom floor Everytime I needed to go. Til this day no one knows it's me.

"The mystery ****ter did it again"

Lmfao some guys I work with from the naval academy told me about this girl who used to do that on people's showers... But it turns out she was sleep walking and doing it

 

[ayzee]

Threw eggs at people, cars, houses on senior release day. Got busted by 5-0 and had to do community service.

 

[krazy]

Didn't even go to my first three days of high school because I was suspended. Got in a fight with some kid at orientation (at the junior high, was visiting friends because it's down the street from my house). They threatened to take me to juvi, so I never got suspended again (got suspended a handful of times in jr high).

Ditched class and got super lit for the first time my senior year. Came to class in the last 10 minutes, eyes red as hell. Looked at my stats teacher dead in the eye, gave him an old hall pass, and he let me go .

Was an editor for journalism for the campus newspaper. We had to write valentine themed articles and my homegirl was one of the writers/editors. I got on her computer and threw in something along the lines of "you can also find prostitutes on craigslist" on one of her articles. Apparently she did not proofread it so it got printed and handed out to the entire campus . Our teacher called her out on it and kicked her off the editor team...she cried, I still laugh about it

 

[zapatohead408]

this sophomore and her family were going out of town for the weekend and they decided to leave this nerd in charge of their house. 

Lol never understood why people have house sitters. Thought it only happened as a plot device in party movies/tv episodes.​

Unless you have pets or something (in which case, just leave extra food and water), what's the point? It can only go wrong lol.​

their cat went missing b.

 

[danikerhino]

Printed out 1000 copies of Slim Thug's face and got the entire school's printing privileges banned for a week cause I never came forward and said I was responsible I was dying from trying not to laugh when all these kids were "WHat the @#$%, I have a paper due in 5 minutes!" They couldn't cancel all of them in time cause it was about 50 print jobs with 20 copies each the librarian put slim Thug's face on the notice board :Rollin

Lol this is too good.

 

[bostoiah]

Was an editor for journalism for the campus newspaper. We had to write valentine themed articles and my homegirl was one of the writers/editors. I got on her computer and threw in something along the lines of "you can also find prostitutes on craigslist" on one of her articles. Apparently she did not proofread it so it got printed and handed out to the entire campus . Our teacher called her out on it and kicked her off the editor team...she cried, I still laugh about it

Reminds me of a similar story. My boy had to write a journal entry for his English class every week. One time he brought the notebook to lunch and when he got up to get his food I took it and drew a penis at the end of every paragraph. Apparently he didn't look over the journal before he turned it in. The teacher passed it back to him the next day and wrote a question mark next to every drawn penis. Luckily he was a cool *** professor so he didn't trip

 

[DadNboujee]

Cut class to go mcdonalds to get some food trays. To go tray surfing back on school campus. We did it for about 4 hours and on our very last run we finally got caught. Smh. We kept saying to each other, "alright last run" then 3 hours after we said that we get caught. Should've quit while we were ahead.

 

[furiousstylez23]

Cut class to go mcdonalds to get some food trays. To go tray surfing back on school campus. We did it for about 4 hours and on our very last run we finally got caught. Smh. We kept saying to each other, "alright last run" then 3 hours after we said that we get caught. Should've quit while we were ahead.

DA hell is Tray surfing?

 

[itshlittt]

walked in the bathroom and some dude was taking a ****. i calmly peed all over his shoes from outside the stall

 

[ny mavurs]

walked in the bathroom and some dude was taking a ****. i calmly peed all over his shoes from outside the stall

I would've rock bottomed you through a table son

 

[itshlittt]

walked in the bathroom and some dude was taking a ****. i calmly peed all over his shoes from outside the stall

I would've rock bottomed you through a table son

you woulda had to do urine sample x dna test to find out it was me cause i was ghost

 

[stillin729]

I banged a girl in the middle of the football field then tied the condom to the opening gate then showed everyone the next day

this day and age they probably would test that damn thing and suspend me