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[wavy daddy]

Id piss myself and spray axe all over my pants. Ftw.

 

[John Wick]

Id piss myself and spray axe all over my pants. Ftw.

than the piss runs down your leg into your shoes

 

[queencity45]

Your ghettochild I'm sure you can come up with something lol

 

[gentrification]

Man what

 

[shogun]

You licking the bottom of your shoes? Why does it matter? I guess you'd rather have pee and doodoo in your pants.

 

[3am scholar]

OP invest in a butt plug.

 

[stuntman mike]

gonna turn your yeezys into peezys.

 

[sooperhooper]

Pay 1 or 2 dudes to pick you up and hold you in front of the toilet/urinal.

 

[kevlar]

Just piss on your shoes

Adds to the resale value

 

[ELTORO84]

@ this thread

 

[wavy daddy]

than the piss runs down your leg into your shoes

Nah breh, not as long as im rockin these skinnys.

Pants so tight my denim absorbs the mountin dew urine quicker then quick.

 

[HEATHEN]

You do know you can clean your shoes right?

 

[queencity45]

Bro can't you just **** in your pants? Boxers are $5, your shoes are 100+

 

[sharpshooter718]

Is this a real question?? Wtf

 

[John Wick]

Nah breh, not as long as im rockin these skinnys.

Pants so tight my denim absorbs the mountin dew urine quicker then quick.

you know damn well you don't wear no skinnys

OP care more about his shoes than his own feet.

Just piss outside don't even go in the bathroom case solved

 

[king of chicago]

You can easily avoid these problems by both wearing a diaper and carrying disposable shoe covers.

 

[queencity45]

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This is what we do after we walk out public restrooms

 

[wavy daddy]

Doggy keeps booties in his back pocket to protect his rihhana pumas for when he has to tinkle.

 

[Spectacular23]

Jesus christ, the type of questions Nters ask these days

At the end of the day, there $5 shoes, who cares....

 

[tomdiginson]

O, were you dropped on your head as a child ?

 

[salazaro44]

Gotta hang my shoes from my neck before entering a public restroom, then whip out my crocs. I keep one croc in each back pocket. Then I exit the bathroom with my crocs still on because all the boys in the bathroom complimented them because my crocs are dope.

 

[wayniac211]

Get u a pooper scooper my G. We out here ******** for free

 

[elvampino23]

Yo, is this a serious thread?

You gonna blow up your bladder cuz you wearing yeezys?

 

[spiceman80]

Anybody taking this seriously is funny as hell,

 

[mvp07]

Based on your joining-date of 01, you must be atleast 30 or older. You are definitely tripping bro lol.

Jokes?