Dilemmas

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This idea is from Bill Burr's podcast.

The premise is that you have to pick the least horrible situation and why.

Be burned alive or frozen to death?

Have to post on sneakertalk forever or ISS?

Never being able to obtain a driver's license or ride a segway everywhere?

Getting your freshest kicks stepped on by a very wet and muddy shoe or get publicly slapped by a frail 18 yr old?

Have to get your memories erased or have an innocent person die to keep yours?

What would your dilemmas be?
 
Have to sleep with Nancy Grace until the day you die, or sleep with your fav pornstars, but get HIV

Be sad & piss poor and live long, or be filthy rich, happy but die young.

smash 20 average/below average chicks or 2 dime pieces
 
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Have to sleep with Nancy Grace until the day you die, or sleep with your fav pornstars, but get HIV

Be sad & piss poor and live long, or be filthy rich, happy but die young.

smash 20 average/below average chicks or 2 dime pieces



the first two are easy, now that last one.
 
would you rather have an STD and not feel its side effects, but your partners would or have an STD and feel it but your partners wouldn't contract?
 
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filthy rich no family sad and depressed or normal life with family and happiness

not smashing or smashing fat ugly woman that dont qualify for bbw
 
This idea is from Bill Burr's podcast.
The premise is that you have to pick the least horrible situation and why.

Be burned alive or frozen to death?
Have to post on sneakertalk forever or ISS?
Never being able to obtain a driver's license or ride a segway everywhere?
Getting your freshest kicks stepped on by a very wet and muddy shoe or get publicly slapped by a frail 18 yr old?
Have to get your memories erased or have an innocent person die to keep yours?

What would your dilemmas be?

burned (inhale fire for instadeath)
ISS >D
dat segway
publicly slapped, cuz after that we are wreckin regardless of the situation
uhhhh ALL my memories? that's a hard one. I'm not picking an answer there.


Have to sleep with Nancy Grace until the day you die, or sleep with your fav pornstars, but get HIV

Be sad & piss poor and live long, or be filthy rich, happy but die young.

smash 20 average/below average chicks or 2 dime pieces

Nancy Grace x 1000
Filthy rich
do I get all 20 at once? I'm picking this option regardless.


would you rather have an STD and not feel its side effects, but your partners would or have an STD and feel it but your partners wouldn't contract?

a lot of factors go into this one :lol
 
smash 20 average/below average chicks or 2 dime pieces

How below average are they?


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I'm going in.
 
Have to sleep with Nancy Grace until the day you die, or sleep with your fav pornstars, but get HIV

Be sad & piss poor and live long, or be filthy rich, happy but die young.

smash 20 average/below average chicks or 2 dime pieces
1. Magic Johnson just made a new best friend

2. Die young.

3. 2 dimes. I only have two hands.
would you rather have an STD and not feel its side effects, but your partners would or have an STD and feel it but your partners wouldn't contract?
I'm definitely not going with the latter.
filthy rich no family sad and depressed or normal life with family and happiness

not smashing or smashing fat ugly woman that dont qualify for bbw
normal life

not smashing
 
Go three days without sleep or get kicked in the balls?

Lose your eyesight or your ability to speak?
 
Go three days without sleep or get kicked in the balls?
Lose your eyesight or your ability to speak?

These are easy:

Three days no sleep - I can get so much work done
Ability to speak pleighboi - bout dat sign language lyfe
 
I haven't gone three days, but I have gone 48 hours and a work shift - so about 60. It was hell, but I'm pretty sure I could pull 72 if I really had to.

Also, nothing special. I didn't drink any coffee or anything like that to help me stay up. Kinda just carried on about my day.
 
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I couldn't stay up for 3 days straight. I'd fall asleep regardless of what I am doing.
 
Go three days without sleep or get kicked in the balls?
Lose your eyesight or your ability to speak?


no sleep
lose speach




would you rather be obese looking and be healthy and your body doesnt "feel" like a fat body to you for all your life or look normal (not skinny/not cut up or swole) and "feel" like your body is fat and deal with ongoing medical problems?
 
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