Dirty Macking At A Wedding

[KingdomFlatbush]

If this happens at your wedding, will you stand still like a goof or put hands on the "best man"?

Very pertinent question in light of recent events

 

[$tacy]

Damn him, his friends and fam all P. That’s the perfect time for a will smack.

 

[aepps20]

Only thing missing from that story was White and Bryant admitting that they voted for 🛏 Joseph. Word of advice for you fellas is never marry a lib scum.

 

[noskey]

Nope nope nope. Me and family are escorting that snake outside without regard for his safety as soon as he's done talking. Family gets the green light to do what they will as I return to my celebration.

 

[x Buddha Bless x]

From what I read dude was friends with the bride first and was her best man at the wedding. He fell in love with her but she had a boyfriend (I assume the groom). Then later he became friends with her dude.

Not quite the same as my best man snaking me for my wife to be.

Still some extra dirty dirty macking though.

 

[Nouss]

From what I read dude was friends with the bride first and was her best man at the wedding. He fell in love with her but she had a boyfriend (I assume the groom). Then later he became friends with her dude.

Not quite the same as my best man snaking me for my wife to be.

Still some extra dirty dirty macking though.

.She introduced them but they were boys for years before the wedding.

He was the dude's best man.

 

[x Buddha Bless x]

.She introduced them but they were boys for years before the wedding.

He was the dude's best man.

The way it read confused me but I see that part.

 

[206to813]

Damn that story is wild if I was the groom I might’ve caught a case that day

Sometimes idk if marriage makes sense unless a couple has kids together. In that case I get it but otherwise idk if it’s worth the trouble

 

[spiceman80]

TLDR:

The best man confessed his love for his best friends wife at wedding. They divorce and best man steals his best friends girl, marries her and has kids

It doesn't seem like the confession had anything to do with their divorce. It took a year for it to come to an end, and it was because he "adopted a different lifestyle" whatever that means . Doesn't look like either of them took his confession seriously. He just played his part, waited out their relationship and made his move when he felt she'd be most vulnerable and receptive to his advances.

 

[tay1]

It doesn't seem like the confession had anything to do with their divorce. It took a year for it to come to an end, and it was because he "adopted a different lifestyle" whatever that means . Doesn't look like either of them took his confession seriously. He just played his part, waited out their relationship and made his move when he felt she'd be most vulnerable and receptive to his advances.

You still gotta lay hands on the "best man" for saying he loves his mans wife to be.

 

[ineedacape]

so the story goes...

 

[Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios]

If you strip it down and disregard the social stigma, this shouldnt be an issue when love is involved. Or at least the idea of what we think love is and what it entails.

 

[RATM]

My man wanted all the smoke and chose violence at the same time. The groom didn't deliver either or and there you have it.
If it was me, I'm about to get my tux F'd up because my day ended up being over shadowed with my best man's Usher confessions? I paid for this expensive day and ain't no way you're getting liquid courage on my dime. I'm about to to cut the rug with his face and my patent leather shoes will no longer be so pantent.

I'm still going to get married with a wrinkled and tore up tux. When I get that divorce, I'll always remember that day, the day I took back MY day. I can't have that man always picturing my wife in unconventional ways.

End of story.

 

[tay1]

My man wanted all the smoke and chose violence at the same time. The groom didn't deliver either or and there you have it.
If it was me, I'm about to get my tux F'd up because my day ended up being over shadowed with my best man's Usher confessions? I paid for this expensive day and ain't no way you're getting liquid courage on my dime. I'm about to to cut the rug with his face and my patent leather shoes will no longer be so pantent.

I'm still going to get married with a wrinkled and tore up tux. When I get that divorce, I'll always remember that day, the day I took back MY day. I can't have that man always picturing my wife in unconventional ways.

End of story.

What if the sight of you pummeling the best man angered the wife to be? And y’all had to delay the wedding?

 

[RATM]

What if the sight of you pummeling the best man angered the wife to be? And y’all had to delay the wedding?

Then she wasn't my ride or die and I saved myself a lot of time and grief. . She should've known what time it was as no one should be so selfish as to take the attention away from the bride and then the groom. It's really that simple to me in my honest opinion. How the F are you going to allow the guy to then dance with your wife on the main stage afterwards. The bare minimum would be to escort him out like DJ Jazzy Jeff.

 

[OGponson]

20 yrs old 4 kids and living the dream?

 

[adobecs4]

This reminds me of the wedding episode of Different World. Dwayne Wayne would've gotten turned into ground beef if he pulled that at my wedding

 

[Grine]

Ron was a real one.

If she for the streets or someone else, go! Spare me the heartache.

Didn’t Brittany Spears ex husband crash her wedding?

 

[plansb]

It doesn't seem like the confession had anything to do with their divorce. It took a year for it to come to an end, and it was because he "adopted a different lifestyle" whatever that means . Doesn't look like either of them took his confession seriously. He just played his part, waited out their relationship and made his move when he felt she'd be most vulnerable and receptive to his advances.

Swingers refer to swinging as “the lifestyle”, though if that was the lifestyle he adopted you’d think he’d be into his buddy ****ing his wife.