Do y'all ever eat your flatmate's food?

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My flatmate baked up a batch of chocolate chip cookies with walnuts this evening. I went into the kitchen just now and they were all neatly stacked like apyramid on one of those old 18th Century plates, the silver ones. I ate ALL of 'em. Just one by one went to town on those situations hovering over thesink. I was gonna warsh the plate and put it away, but he might think I hid the cookies somewhere and come asking. So I left the plate out where it was, crumbsand all, and I left the napkin I wiped my face with on there just to let him know how it went down.

Dude is going to be livid. LOL. The hell a grown man baking cookies for any damn way.
 
The hell a grown man baking cookies for any damn way.
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maybe to eat?
 
i have. i thiink he hates me now. been eating all his chips and pop tarts... hes been asking specifically not to eat his food anymore for the umpteenth time. istill do
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. too lazy to go to groceries.
 
I would bake another batch with strawberry lax and we will see if you steal cookies again.
 
do you? is that even a question??

in my dorm, I'm was the only person with a fridge, as far as i'm concerned I own everything in that mug
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Originally Posted by ERASCISM


I was gonna warsh the plate and put it away, but he might think I hid the cookies somewhere and come asking.

why is this bothering me more than the use of "flatmate"?
 
I went to Colorado for a snowboarding trip last spring and came home to find pretty much all my food gone

So I started slowly stealing all of his XBox games annd movies....at the end of the lease he thought we got robbed
 
Nope. If he offers then maybe I'll think about it but if not I'm not touching it.
 
Where does an entire plate of cookies fit into your vegan, all fruit and nuts, red meat is the devil, and I hate everything diet that you constantly post abouton NT, specifically in S&T?

I can't wait to see your next post about the bodybuilder who eats only cookies all day long.

Also,
Dude is going to be livid. LOL. The hell a grown man baking cookies for any damn way.
What the hell is a grown man eating ALL of his "flat"mates cookies for?
 
Originally Posted by domc03

Originally Posted by ERASCISM


I was gonna warsh the plate and put it away, but he might think I hid the cookies somewhere and come asking.

why is this bothering me more than the use of "flatmate"?


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Sound like my old +++ aunt's here in the country part of GA.
 
Originally Posted by domc03

Originally Posted by ERASCISM


I was gonna warsh the plate and put it away, but he might think I hid the cookies somewhere and come asking.

why is this bothering me more than the use of "flatmate"?
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So you ate a whole batch of cookies, but try to preach to us about the benefits of a raw food diet?
 
I would bake another batch with strawberry lax and we will see if you steal cookies again.
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or do what they did on this season's the ultimate fighter.. take the food into the restroom and bless it with some "specialsauce."
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Flatmate tho?......
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But yeah, I would attempt to beat poop down your legs from continuously punchin' your sinuses, then call your moms while I'm doin' it so she canhear me doin' physical activity.

Why would you even do it?
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hahaha, that is some coldness to buss off on your "flat"mate.



But to answer the question, my roommate is like my bro, but I still ask before satisfyin' my hunger with his food. It's called respect chump.
 
Originally Posted by domc03

Originally Posted by ERASCISM


I was gonna warsh the plate and put it away, but he might think I hid the cookies somewhere and come asking.

why is this bothering me more than the use of "flatmate"?


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Last night I go to make myself a bowl of oatmeal using my oatmeal. On the counter I see a cup of oatmeal already measured out. I say, hmmmm I know I didn'tdo that. So I look in all the cabinets to see if somebody else has oatmeal too. Nope. 1 cup = 2 servings, 30 servings in the tube, $6 for the tube. That's$0.40 of my money he stole!
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Me and my roomie eat each other's @$+# all the time. No big deal. When my fridge is stacked, hes welcome to all of my gatorades/water/food. When his fridgeis stacked, i go to town. We established this early in the year, so its all good. We usually both have our own @$+# anyway.

My third roomate though, we dont even talk to this herb.
 
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