Do you Think your Dog/pets Holds Stuff Against you?

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Alright so you think your pets or dog or whatever holds stuff against you.

Like if your watching porn or something in your room by yourself and your dog is lying on the floor you think he goes "there goes that pervert again"

Or If your walking him/her and you toss your PEZZ dispenser or fruity Os bag on to the ground you think he' s like "hey duke im trying to walk downhere quit polluting the environment."

If it came down to life or death situation and your dog could save you i swear it might be like "hell no that time you fed me a lemon and the other timeyou try to make me get the paper for you, the slave days are over son you on your own"

I swear dogs are smarter than we think.
 
Like if your watching porn or something in your room by yourself and your dog is lying on the floor you think he goes "there goes that pervert again"
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imagine if dogs could talk
 
my dog treats everybody at the house different...

she probably hates me the most...I be waking it up whenever just to mess with her...making her do hella tricks promising her food, but hardly ever giving thesnack to her...good thing she is just a shizthu(sp?).....hahaha..

she likes my sister the most(she got her about 7 years ago)....whenever my sister comes to visit, the dog will just follow her everywhere...


to answer your question...I don't think my dog would save my life if it had to....haha
 
Originally Posted by chris boshs neck


If it came down to life or death situation and your dog could save you i swear it might be like "hell no that time you fed me a lemon and the other time you try to make me get the paper for you, the slave days are over son you on your own"


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I always pour water on my girl's dog's head and pretend to take away his food (he's got some serious food aggression) but dude is more happy to seeme come over than anybody else
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well depends...i have a rescued chuauhua sp?
she would probly save me...i rescued her damnit
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but my weiner dog.. not so much..ive woken him up 1 million and 11 times...when i get home ill probly pull the blanket out from under him so i kan getunder...i dont think ive ever let him yawn succesfully without grabing his tounge or like putting my finger in hos mouth so when he closes it i hook him by hiscanines... when i inse out a cup n hes near ill splash him

my catt def not...one min ill b like "lil kiki...the next im tryin to throw the hands...i push my cat into the bath tubb..all that sheeeeeiiitt

soo yea..if it came down too it my life would b left in the cripled paws of a rescued chiuhahaha basically.. R.I.P
 
My dogs a little ho, she drops and spreads her legs for anything, she doesn't have sex like normal dogs doggy style, she lays down with her legs spreadopen.

When ever she's laying down and you even acknowledge her she will roll on her back and spread her legs, I'll just rub her stomach, but I'll feelgross like " I really hope I'm not getting my dog off right now.

I'm so glad she's fixed.
 
Originally Posted by Boomatic206

No. Animals don't have souls.

You couldn't be any more wrong. All Animals have emotions. Some display theirs closer to the way humans do more than others, but all animals havememory, consciousness and emotions.
 
If it came down to life or death situation and your dog could save you i swear it might be like "hell no that time you fed me a lemon and the other time you try to make me get the paper for you, the slave days are over son you on your own"
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Hell Yea they do...Animals/Pets turn on people ALL the time when not treated right...
 
i always think my dogs fry me on the low ... yesterday i was running to get the phone and i hit my elbow on the corner and that $*$* hurt like a big dog ... myone dog looked up at me and i swear he had a smirk like 'LMAO YOU MAD DAWGGIE'
 
i like to mess w/ my dog...but she loves me...when i talk to my parents on the phone sometimes i'll call her name and she'll look around for me likei'm in the house...she better save my life...
 
My sisters dogs hate me. She has 2 stupid little pugs, and i used to kick em all over the house.

Little bastards would try walking between your legs as youre walkin, or stop right in front of you. Or theyd be in the way, like by the front door as youreleaving, and wouldnt even think about moving, just sit there and try to mean mug me...so id just kick em. Square in the belly.

Little jerks deserved it. Although the dumber of the two, forgets easily and still gets excited when i come over. (the smarter one hides when she sees me)
 
Originally Posted by jumpman247

My dogs a little ho, she drops and spreads her legs for anything, she doesn't have sex like normal dogs doggy style, she lays down with her legs spread open.

When ever she's laying down and you even acknowledge her she will roll on her back and spread her legs, I'll just rub her stomach, but I'll feel gross like " I really hope I'm not getting my dog off right now.

I'm so glad she's fixed.

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oo206oo is gonna have the whole throw a dog off a cliff butt hurt gang in here and things are gonna get ugly.... you should be shot in the head
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jk...

i dont have any pets... my nephew has 3 goldfish and a chinese fighter.... I always ask him to eat them and he gets confused then refuses to let me near them
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He's 3 and thinks I am dead serious about it
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Originally Posted by jumpman247

My dogs a little ho, she drops and spreads her legs for anything, she doesn't have sex like normal dogs doggy style, she lays down with her legs spread open.

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My dog knows I give in easy.
I'll come home with food from like burger king, and I'll hear him come down the stairs, he'll peek behind the bed and see what I'm eating.He'll just stare at me until I throw him a fry or something.
 
Like if your watching porn or something in your room by yourself and your dog is lying on the floor you think he goes "there goes that pervert again"



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buck must think that when bud bundy is always locked in his room
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