Doing it, I thought I was..

[dunkaruu]

Greetings, NikeTalk.

I am currently in Las Vegas for the 4th of July weekend, the Jay-Z concert @ the Palms, and to celebrate my boy's birthday.

While I have been out here I have noticed that the women are very friendly, but in the club they have been particularly engaging.

So we are partying, I'm getting my boy drunk, (btw if it's your boy's birthday, telling girls that it is, is a great opener) scoping the hunnies,engaging in conversation and

what not when I get approached by this very attractive young woman. She stands there, waiting for me to talk to her (see: idle eyes) so I do so. I ask her whatshe has
going for evening. She replies, "I want to get $%&^##." as in to have sex.

I ask her how I can be of assistance, she replies, "show me your wallet."

Okay.

What ?

No.

I tell her that I hope she has a good night and has success with her business.

Not ten minutes later I see her talking to my boy's boy. Dude is gassed up. Cheesing like a you know what. Then I see her whisper something into his earand his smile
dropped real quick. Straight

Status.

This ever happen to anybody else ? Getting approached by a hot girl and then finding out it was a prostitute, I mean.

 

[night marcher01]

It's Sin City bro.. what do you expect? "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

 

[dallassneakerhead08]

This is how prostitues go about their business now? Well I guess it's better than waitin on the corner

 

[jj1223]

bwaaahahahahah

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

Shoulda gave her some of this...

 

[otis dont play that]

I would have gotten top tho

 

[guttagetsbusy]

Stop frontin' like you didn't drop the gwap...

 

[gaseousfashion]

Was she too expensive?

 

[club29]

i was short on cash at a strip club last year, and tried to barter a lapdance from this pretty young thing in exchange for breakfast at Dennys.

I didnt get the lapdance...

 

[xblker47]

 

[enlightened thought]

so this is how yoda would react if he were in vegas.

 

[al audi]

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

It's Sin City bro.. what do you expect?

she prolly hurt your ego.......but it is what it is.

 

[jumpshot]

I would've smashed.

 

[dunkaruu]

Originally Posted by gaseousfashion

Was she too expensive?

I didn't ask how much.

She put her number in my phone incase I changed my mind.

Why would I pay something I could get for providing emotional support, suffering duress, dinner and movies ?...

Maybe I should I have done it.

Shoot, on the way home, we drove by a massage parlor with a billboard that had it's phone number on it and I almost dialed the number..

Being drunk and horny FTL.

Having discpline to not spend money for that good FTW.

I'm over trying to be an outstanding citizen, yall.

 

[socluis90]

I hear there's some dime pieces who charge up to 10k

 

[stephonurkel]

happened to me last time i was in vegas to fam...

me and my cuz (both of us were 19 at the time) walkin down the strip spittin at girls down there with their fams, we had our own room n everything, alcohol onice... next thing i know we got two on deck...or so we thought

we walkin with these *!@## for a good 20min headed back to the spot, so we grab a taxi (we were stayin at Mandalay Bay -The Hotel), n on r way into the lobbythe one chics like "so we should prolly tell u the rate before we go in here"

me:

my cuz: yall some pros?

smutters:

give us a ride back to the Wynn
me:

yall b safe... dueces

 

[dunkaruu]

Originally Posted by Al Audi

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

It's Sin City bro.. what do you expect?

she prolly hurt your ego.......but it is what it is.

No. I was just more shocked than anything.

I re-read what I wrote and made it seem like I stonefaced her, but I actually spoke with her for a few minutes. I told her that I thought she was hilarious.

She cracked-up when I told her , "God bless you and I hope that you stay very busy with your business tonight. Wait, no, that's not what I meant. Wellyeah."

@ me for putting "God bless" and "make sure you ##@#$ alot" in the same sentence.

 

[night marcher01]

Originally Posted by dunkaruu

Originally Posted by Al Audi

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

It's Sin City bro.. what do you expect?

she prolly hurt your ego.......but it is what it is.

No. I was just more shocked than anything.

I re-read what I wrote and made it seem like I stonefaced her, but I actually spoke with her for a few minutes. I told her that I thought she was hilarious.

She cracked-up when I told her , "God bless you and I hope that you stay very busy with your business tonight. Wait, no, that's not what I meant. Well yeah."

@ me for putting "God bless" and "make sure you ##@#$ a lot" in the same sentence.

"God bless you mam, good luck through your hard times"

 

[eight2one]

one day im gonna pay for poon to see if its any different then free poon.

 

[kanyewestjayz4life]

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

It's Sin City bro.. what do you expect? "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

except herpes, thats stays with you!!- Hangover line

 

[iheartboost]

It's Vegas son, what did you expect?

 

[gaseousfashion]

Originally Posted by Club29

i was short on cash at a strip club last year, and tried to barter a lapdance from this pretty young thing in exchange for breakfast at Dennys.

I didnt get the lapdance...

"I only got a dollar in my pocket, can I get it on credit?"

 

[11wordisbond]

Originally Posted by StephonUrkel

happened to me last time i was in vegas to fam...

me and my cuz (both of us were 19 at the time) walkin down the strip spittin at girls down there with their fams, we had our own room n everything, alcohol on ice... next thing i know we got two on deck...or so we thought

we walkin with these *!@## for a good 20min headed back to the spot, so we grab a taxi (we were stayin at Mandalay Bay -The Hotel), n on r way into the lobby the one chics like "so we should prolly tell u the rate before we go in here"

me:

my cuz: yall some pros?

smutters:

give us a ride back to the Wynn
me:

yall b safe... dueces

Wow, so this happpens on the reg in Vegas? I thought it only happened in the movies lol. I'm heading out to there for the first time at the end of themonth for my brother's bachelor party (5 days). This is all great stuff to know. Real question though- Did they look like regular chicks that you wouldfind at clubs, or in hindsight, was there something about them broads that should indicated that they were pros?

 

[stephonurkel]

yea bruh u can normally tell thats why we got fooled... we had some ol C/D list pros hahah they had on some extra regular dresses not too much makeup...freindly, talkative. down 2 earth... had to be new to the game, not much older than us either

 

[gregory house]