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a really fat girl tries to hit u up?
dont you get upset when ....
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a really fat girl tries to hit u up?
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A+ seller, would buy again
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A+ seller, would buy again
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Lol, i got a good story, well i think it is. No thread hijack:
During my freshman college year, i knew this girl from my HS. I didn't talk to her, just hi and bye, more of a "you went to my highschool, right?..etc". Anyways, it turns out one of her friends is my friend(Chris). So my friend, Chris, thought it would be funny for him to give my phone number to her, as all she was talking/asking about was me(or so i was told). So, later in the week i get a text from her, "Heeeeeeeey, it's Ale(alejandra) =)". I'm like wtfffff, but since i was in a drought at the moment maybe she can blow me off, yadiig? She wasn't too fat, just had a very noticeable wheel of fat, but the face looked skinny- weird. So, i'm not even trying to wife or be her friend, just straight to the business. I text her after we converse for a while, so i used a misc meme lol- " Are you aware, that blow jobs can significantly lower and prevent testicular cancer by 80%? You know my friend had testicular cancer, and all he did during the treatment was receive blow jobs. Jeez, science is cool." She texts back, i do not lie 20-30secs after, "really? well, i'm not a chonga. So, what are you doing?"
I nearly died of laughter and was like !$%? Well, i saw her last month, with her bf? i'm guessing or brother. She turned into a beast, 30-40 more lbs then what she was carrying and has a visible fat face. I had to say hello just to be a diiiick, and make her regret even more her decision. Ah, fat girls, can't help but laugh, and fat dudes are the most fun to chill with.
Edit- Damn, is this guy a troll and i took the bait? FML.
During my freshman college year, i knew this girl from my HS. I didn't talk to her, just hi and bye, more of a "you went to my highschool, right?..etc". Anyways, it turns out one of her friends is my friend(Chris). So my friend, Chris, thought it would be funny for him to give my phone number to her, as all she was talking/asking about was me(or so i was told). So, later in the week i get a text from her, "Heeeeeeeey, it's Ale(alejandra) =)". I'm like wtfffff, but since i was in a drought at the moment maybe she can blow me off, yadiig? She wasn't too fat, just had a very noticeable wheel of fat, but the face looked skinny- weird. So, i'm not even trying to wife or be her friend, just straight to the business. I text her after we converse for a while, so i used a misc meme lol- " Are you aware, that blow jobs can significantly lower and prevent testicular cancer by 80%? You know my friend had testicular cancer, and all he did during the treatment was receive blow jobs. Jeez, science is cool." She texts back, i do not lie 20-30secs after, "really? well, i'm not a chonga. So, what are you doing?"
I nearly died of laughter and was like !$%? Well, i saw her last month, with her bf? i'm guessing or brother. She turned into a beast, 30-40 more lbs then what she was carrying and has a visible fat face. I had to say hello just to be a diiiick, and make her regret even more her decision. Ah, fat girls, can't help but laugh, and fat dudes are the most fun to chill with.
Edit- Damn, is this guy a troll and i took the bait? FML.
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Lol, i got a good story, well i think it is. No thread hijack:
During my freshman college year, i knew this girl from my HS. I didn't talk to her, just hi and bye, more of a "you went to my highschool, right?..etc". Anyways, it turns out one of her friends is my friend(Chris). So my friend, Chris, thought it would be funny for him to give my phone number to her, as all she was talking/asking about was me(or so i was told). So, later in the week i get a text from her, "Heeeeeeeey, it's Ale(alejandra) =)". I'm like wtfffff, but since i was in a drought at the moment maybe she can blow me off, yadiig? She wasn't too fat, just had a very noticeable wheel of fat, but the face looked skinny- weird. So, i'm not even trying to wife or be her friend, just straight to the business. I text her after we converse for a while, so i used a misc meme lol- " Are you aware, that blow jobs can significantly lower and prevent testicular cancer by 80%? You know my friend had testicular cancer, and all he did during the treatment was receive blow jobs. Jeez, science is cool." She texts back, i do not lie 20-30secs after, "really? well, i'm not a chonga. So, what are you doing?"
I nearly died of laughter and was like !$%? Well, i saw her last month, with her bf? i'm guessing or brother. She turned into a beast, 30-40 more lbs then what she was carrying and has a visible fat face. I had to say hello just to be a diiiick, and make her regret even more her decision. Ah, fat girls, can't help but laugh, and fat dudes are the most fun to chill with.
Edit- Damn, is this guy a troll and i took the bait? FML.
During my freshman college year, i knew this girl from my HS. I didn't talk to her, just hi and bye, more of a "you went to my highschool, right?..etc". Anyways, it turns out one of her friends is my friend(Chris). So my friend, Chris, thought it would be funny for him to give my phone number to her, as all she was talking/asking about was me(or so i was told). So, later in the week i get a text from her, "Heeeeeeeey, it's Ale(alejandra) =)". I'm like wtfffff, but since i was in a drought at the moment maybe she can blow me off, yadiig? She wasn't too fat, just had a very noticeable wheel of fat, but the face looked skinny- weird. So, i'm not even trying to wife or be her friend, just straight to the business. I text her after we converse for a while, so i used a misc meme lol- " Are you aware, that blow jobs can significantly lower and prevent testicular cancer by 80%? You know my friend had testicular cancer, and all he did during the treatment was receive blow jobs. Jeez, science is cool." She texts back, i do not lie 20-30secs after, "really? well, i'm not a chonga. So, what are you doing?"
I nearly died of laughter and was like !$%? Well, i saw her last month, with her bf? i'm guessing or brother. She turned into a beast, 30-40 more lbs then what she was carrying and has a visible fat face. I had to say hello just to be a diiiick, and make her regret even more her decision. Ah, fat girls, can't help but laugh, and fat dudes are the most fun to chill with.
Edit- Damn, is this guy a troll and i took the bait? FML.
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