Dontevenreply.com Vol. LMAO

[ImThinkingArbys]

www.dontevenreply.com

the lawnmover one

that is all

 

[1boredzombie]

late

 

[primavera vills]

hahahahaha yeah that lawnmower joint is comedy.

E D I T
I'm readin' the rest of them now...I'm late too I guess, but this dood is a clown.

 

[club29]

Stupidly late

 

[ricerocket1]

ha ha ha ha funny stuff

 

[justhotkicks]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=47



EDIT

From Me to ********@gmail.com
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:

Hey there!

Your horse looks beautiful! Is he still available?

Michael Murphy
Vice President
Murphy Glue Factory, Inc.

From ********@gmail.com to Me
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:

HELL NO!!!

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by Primavera Vills

hahahahaha yeah that lawnmower joint is comedy.

E D I T
I'm readin' the rest of them now...I'm late too I guess, but this dood is a clown.

I'm in the same boat as you

 

[dr813]

that lawnmower one was

. who would want to cut a lawn that's filled with land mines?

he should cut his own grass since he says they're old and don't workanymore.

 

[35kd]

stuff on that site is too funny

 

[night marcher01]

Original ad:

im selling my 1991 ford f150 for $2500. call ***-***-**** for more info or email



From Mike Partlow to ************@********.org
Hey,

I am interested in your truck. How many miles does it have on it?

Mike

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
do you have a number you can be reached at?


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Yes I do. My number is (***)-492-159.


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
that isnt a phone nubmer there arent enough numbers


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
That is my phone number. You can get a number with less digits for a small monthly fee, which I am paying for.


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
well i dont think its working i tried calling and it said its not a number


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Did you dial 1 first?


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
i just tried that and it is not working


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Wait are you calling from Philly?


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
yes


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Oh, my mistake. Since you are calling from Philly, you have to dial a 6 first, followed by the pound sign, and then my number.


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
IT ISNT WORKING


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
#+%*, do you just want my office number? It is a little complicated.


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
yeah fine give me that


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
You have to call my office at (215)-592-**** and then put in extension 4491-2938 followed by the pound sign to be transferred to the Human Resources department. Once you are transferred there, you need to enter this pin as the security access code: 2A11-3D58-2F41-FW31. You will be put through to Katie, our receptionist. She is going to ask you a series of questions to confirm you are not a machine. Upon confirmation, tell her that you want to speak to Richard, tell him Mike sent you. When Richard gets on, ask him to page Mike Partlow. Use this code as a reference: 8281-WK82F. It should take about two minutes upon me receiving the page to make it to the secure office phone. I can only talk on that phone for about 15 seconds, so I will give you a randomly generated payphone number for you to call me on. I will then run down to the lobby and pick up the payphone, and then we can talk. Got it?


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
it says that is not a working number


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Did you dial 1 first?


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
#%@+ this. forget it


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Wait, I also have a pager number. Do you want that instead?

 

[mateen cleaves]

omg some of these

nationals one was awesome

 

[aveezythebeast]

i didnt know about this site

 

[reeeem0]

From ************@verizon.net to Me:

You must be so proud of what a big man you are with your shotgun and power saw.

From Me to ************@verizon.net:

You're goddamn right I am. It's just part of being a man, which you apparently know nothing about. Tell you what - forget the baton and cheerleader set. I want to help you. I'll sell you my shotgun for $1,700. It is a 10-gauge Remington that'll put some hair on your chest. Take your son hunting with it. There is nothing more manly than blowing a deer's head off and eating the raw venison from its neck.

Then, after you are done manning up, you can come back and I'll sell you some football equipment for your son. I'd hate to see him blowing Caleb in an alley in Philly some day.


OMG

 

[ydbounce]

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Original ad:

im selling my 1991 ford f150 for $2500. call ***-***-**** for more info or email



From Mike Partlow to ************@********.org
Hey,

I am interested in your truck. How many miles does it have on it?

Mike

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
do you have a number you can be reached at?


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Yes I do. My number is (***)-492-159.


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
that isnt a phone nubmer there arent enough numbers


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
That is my phone number. You can get a number with less digits for a small monthly fee, which I am paying for.


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
well i dont think its working i tried calling and it said its not a number


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Did you dial 1 first?


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
i just tried that and it is not working


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Wait are you calling from Philly?


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
yes


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Oh, my mistake. Since you are calling from Philly, you have to dial a 6 first, followed by the pound sign, and then my number.


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
IT ISNT WORKING


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
#+%*, do you just want my office number? It is a little complicated.


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
yeah fine give me that


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
You have to call my office at (215)-592-**** and then put in extension 4491-2938 followed by the pound sign to be transferred to the Human Resources department. Once you are transferred there, you need to enter this pin as the security access code: 2A11-3D58-2F41-FW31. You will be put through to Katie, our receptionist. She is going to ask you a series of questions to confirm you are not a machine. Upon confirmation, tell her that you want to speak to Richard, tell him Mike sent you. When Richard gets on, ask him to page Mike Partlow. Use this code as a reference: 8281-WK82F. It should take about two minutes upon me receiving the page to make it to the secure office phone. I can only talk on that phone for about 15 seconds, so I will give you a randomly generated payphone number for you to call me on. I will then run down to the lobby and pick up the payphone, and then we can talk. Got it?


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
it says that is not a working number


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Did you dial 1 first?


From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
#%@+ this. forget it


From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Wait, I also have a pager number. Do you want that instead?

OMG
I'm tearing up on this side

 

[i just got lucky]

funniest $%@# I've read in a while.