Dorm stories?

[T Lo Sweater]

I used to dorm at my old school. First 2 years of my college experience has me forever effected

Ill start off with 2 stories about my roommates

Freshman year

Had a cool roomate. We didnt speak because he was so different than me. Into anime and plays games 24/7. Nothing against him but I'm just not like that. I can't relate. Anyways dude would not shower. He went home every 2 weeks. I guess he showered at home. But the smell . The bed sheets he had were never changed. They went from White to brown. One night i heard dude fapping. That squishy sound. Nasty as ****

Heres the worst one:

I had to wizz od bad. I go to the middle stall in the bathroom (no urinalas) and pissed for like 2 mins straight. It was such a relief that i didnt even move afterwards. I just stood there

I hear someone rush in the bathroom to the stall next to me. Dude starts moaning as he's taking a deuce. Then he starts beating off. Son is like yeah girl ahh yeah ahhhh yeah. The fact that hes on the toilet fapping made me run outta there. And i knew who it was cause of the voice. When he heard my footsteps he was like OH ****. Never looked at dude the same after that

Sophomore year

This one is worse. I had a new roomate. Straight up weird. Son took a shower like once a month. Had the nerve to ask himself "is this month shower month?"

He would take axe showers. Just drown himself in it. The mess this dude made was another thing. I went home every weekend to go work and chill with my girl. I come back sunday nights and the room is messy.

We both guys but there is a minimal amount of dirtyness allowed. Son has pizza boxes and **** all over the place. Likeba garbage can isnt nearby

Son fapped too. Woke up in the am one night and i see dude laying down in bed and his D was makin the sheets go up and i told him you nasty. Could at least do that when I'm not in the room

He also had his dookie stained underwear around the room im talking skidmarks. **** was disgusting. Seen him pick that **** up and go to the bathroom with it. I assume he put it back on

Had this gay dude as a friend. He was real cool. Introduced me to a bunch of girls. Anyways one day he texts me saying if he could borrow one of my ethernet cables. Let him borrow it. Like 5 mins later hes like come to my room. Im alone

Im like nah im good. He says come on. Its college. Experiment!

A week later he seen me walking into the bathroom with my towel and stuff to shower. He tells me to send him pics when im in there. Told him to chill with that im not down with that team


Anyone else got dorm stories?

 

[flyny]

You told us like 5college dorm stories and not 1 of them involved *******. All about dirty men, gay men, and men masturbating. You went to an all boys college?

I use to pee in my dorm sink all the time. (We had sinks in our rooms..toilets down the hall)

 

[T Lo Sweater]

You told us 3 college dorm stories and not 1 of them involved *******. You went to an all boys college?

I use to pee in my dorm sink all the time. (We had sinks in our rooms..toilets down the hall)

Honestly that school was dry. No one did anything. If someone had a party there was always a snitch that would kill it. No drinking no nothing. It was like a gated community

Plus i had a girl during that time

 

[flyny]

Honestly that school was dry. No one did anything. If someone had a party there was always a snitch that would kill it. No drinking no nothing. It was like a gated community

Plus i had a girl during that time

A girl during your first half of college is guaranteed failure. Disaster waiting to happen

Gotta keep the snitches out. One winter we were snowed in and threw an extravaganza in the hallways. RAs couldn't do **** cus we locked them in their rooms with the good old penny trick. Police couldn't come in through the 1st floor because we broke the elevators and chained the doors of that staircase and padlocked it on some Lean on Me ****. Mayhem

 

[furiousstylez23]

Smh that's pathetic and depressing op.


Yns, at least start the thread on a up beat note. You didn't have any fun at all?

You killed it before it started.



Someone save this thread.

 

[ayzee]

My friend went to Suffolk with Jenna Marbles. Jenna was def a party chick and used to get wild.

For the beasts:

If I could recover webshots photos

 

 

[cocaineaudio]

this thread is depressing lol 

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Smh that's pathetic and depressing op.


Yns, at least start the thread on a up beat note. You didn't have any fun at all?

You killed it before it started.



Someone save this thread.

I had fun. But not much at that school. There were some crazy **** happening but it came from visiting friends from other colleges not mine so i didn't say nada

Bu ill share some

One of my boys was almost arrested for raping this chick. She was drunk and approached us all like I need to go home. Can someone take me? This guy says yuppp. Takes her to her dorm. Smashes. Next day she saw him and she's like you rapped me! Im pressing charges all that. Luckily her roommates were with her at the time and they said that it was consensual

Visiting a friend for the weekend at his dorm in newark. There was really no place to have a party. My friend decides to go get drinks. He comes back with a couple drinks. Opens his door and blasts music. He knocks on everyones door on the floor and tells them to do the same. Everyone does it. We had a floor party. It was crazy. Only the hallway light was one too. The rooms werent lit. Every room had something different happening. I remember walkin around checkin out each room and saw a chick blowing some guy as he was drinking a bud. I just started chuckling and he gave me a thumbs up

Another room had dudes liting up weed too. The ra came in from work like an hour later and was pretty pissed about it but she eventually let it slide when she had smelled the bud and wanted to toke

Kid you not people from the other floors finally came thru and it got real live

My friend told me the ra had lost the job since she allowed the party to continue. Sucks but it was a fun *** night

 

[bhergh]

I pulled a fire alarm




Also in this state taking advantage of a drunk girl is considered rape If she regrets it

 

[calypso chanta]

Honestly that school was dry. No one did anything. If someone had a party there was always a snitch that would kill it. No drinking no nothing. It was like a gated community

Plus i had a girl during that time

 

 

[Top Boy]

Don't feel like typing out a story but I have plenty.

Also my uni is on the same as OP's.. Rarely does anyone do anything, dry campus, three sets of two RA's patrol the campus on the weekends with police on standby.. S_ is wack I moved out after freshmen year.

Me and the homies threw plenty of parties in the suite though and got blackout drunk. I'ont drink anymore though so none of my stories are recent. Tree is life.

 

[coldcity]

 

[AgentZero]

At my school we have a week long orientation for freshman before classes start. One night during that week we were just messing around and decided to saran wrap peoples' doors closed. Most of us stayed on our floor and I and a few others went to the other floors. Anyways we come back down after doing a few and notice everyone is crowded in my room with the door open. My roommate was passed out drunk on his bed and my hallmates were saran wrapping him to it. They all look up at me and ask if it's cool and since I wasn't trying to be a killjoy (it was one of the first few days and all) and because I'm usually one of the biggest pranksters I let them continue. I forgot how many rolls they went through, but my roommate was literally cocooned to his bed.

They were planning on just leaving him there till he woke up in the morning and tried to get out of bed, but someone had the idea of putting his bed out in the hall in front of the RA's room. The bed didn't fit out the door since it was too wide so we had to tilt the bed on it's side and slide him out of the room with him still in it. After dragging him down to the RA's room we left him and ran back to our rooms. Apparently the RA came out and noticed the bed because word spread by text that a bunch of people had gathered in the hall including the hall director. Some people decided to take the fall since they were the main instigators and because I literally came downstairs to them already doing this.

All of the sudden there was a knock at the door that had me like 

. I was thinking I'd pretend to be asleep, but decided to answer it knowing that my hallmates said they had my back. I answered a few questions and didn't really tell them much and went back to bed. The next morning a few people in our hall had to meet with the hall director and because the bed was technically a "fire hazard" since it was in the middle of the hall, they received a strike (three strikes and you're out).

Later that year they had a meeting with judicial affairs. Somehow they had obtained pictures of the incident and as they were reviewing it they couldn't help but laugh. 

 Some got off, but others received some form of probation or something like that. Word spread around campus about this hall of reckless freshman and it was then I realized I was in for a wild year.

 

[frshstunna]

The only part of living in a dorm i liked was all the no effort yambs in the building...sometimes could just walk into any random joint room and get it crackin

 

[301216baller]

I pulled a fire alarm

Also in this state taking advantage of a drunk girl is considered rape If she regrets it

My homies and I used to frequent Ohio University alot since I was messing with a girl there...I just got done smashing my chick in the bathroom and was chillin..my homie was in the room chillin with her friend..we went to go out and meet the rest of our ppls after they got done messin with some other chicks on campus..we ended up getting locked out and the girls fell asleep....so we threw chairs at the window from this deck lmao...we ended up cracking the window but they didnt wake up so I pulled the fire alarm..they still didn't wake up but for some odd reason no one in the building came outside and firetrucks didn't show up  by now its like 6 am lol..eventually after about a hour of waiting outside the girl I was messing with woke up and let us back in

 

[Sir chief a lot]

It's like 2 months in. I'm chilling in my dorm like at 8 pm About to hit up homegirl. I had literally just finished with the danky whenI hear a knock on my door and my stomach just knotted bc I knew I was busted. Room reeks like straight so cal og. My RA is chill but this time she was with her ***** *** supervisor. As soon as I open the door, the supervisor gave me the meanest mug ever and told me to chill in the living room while she called campus pd.

I was ******** my pants thinking I'm done. Scholarships out the window and getting booted from the dorms. Low and behold when she goes to call the cops from my ra's room, my RA runs into my room with the second floor RA and they took my bong and weed and hid it on some straight **** this bish type ****.

Couldn't thank them enough but it gets better once the cops arrive.

Cops: where you smokin when they arrived

Me: no offic..

Cops: don't lie to us

Me: I'm not , I had just finished when they came

Cops: but you finished all of it right!

Me: uhhhhh yeah

Cops: well our job here is done, we can't do anything bc there is no evidence.
As his partners is leaving he whispered to me...just step outside next time so we don't have to go thru this again


Every time I see that ***** I just stare her *** down. Trying to **** with my future and ****. Bet that ***** smokes too

 

[T Lo Sweater]

At my school we have a week long orientation for freshman before classes start. One night during that week we were just messing around and decided to saran wrap peoples' doors closed. Most of us stayed on our floor and I and a few others went to the other floors. Anyways we come back down after doing a few and notice everyone is crowded in my room with the door open. My roommate was passed out drunk on his bed and my hallmates were saran wrapping him to it. They all look up at me and ask if it's cool and since I wasn't trying to be a killjoy (it was one of the first few days and all) and because I'm usually one of the biggest pranksters I let them continue. I forgot how many rolls they went through, but my roommate was literally cocooned to his bed.

They were planning on just leaving him there till he woke up in the morning and tried to get out of bed, but someone had the idea of putting his bed out in the hall in front of the RA's room. The bed didn't fit out the door since it was too wide so we had to tilt the bed on it's side and slide him out of the room with him still in it. After dragging him down to the RA's room we left him and ran back to our rooms. Apparently the RA came out and noticed the bed because word spread by text that a bunch of people had gathered in the hall including the hall director. Some people decided to take the fall since they were the main instigators and because I literally came downstairs to them already doing this.

All of the sudden there was a knock at the door that had me like  . I was thinking I'd pretend to be asleep, but decided to answer it knowing that my hallmates said they had my back. I answered a few questions and didn't really tell them much and went back to bed. The next morning a few people in our hall had to meet with the hall director and because the bed was technically a "fire hazard" since it was in the middle of the hall, they received a strike (three strikes and you're out).

Later that year they had a meeting with judicial affairs. Somehow they had obtained pictures of the incident and as they were reviewing it they couldn't help but laugh.   Some got off, but others received some form of probation or something like that. Word spread around campus about this hall of reckless freshman and it was then I realized I was in for a wild year.

 

[air spider 777]

Every time I see that ***** I just stare her *** down. Trying to **** with my future and ****. Bet that ***** smokes too

SMH Hypocrites....Cant stand em. Glad you made it out alright!

 

[romedadude]

PFL. I got pics, stories, and all that

 

[airblaster503]

Only year in dorms was my Freshman year. To many stories of stupid stuff that was going on. Also helped being invencible. Lived right next to the RA on our hall who was a graduate student. She was hooking up with some dorky freshman and nobody knew except my roommate and I, hung that **** over her head and she never busted us for anything.

 

[itshlittt]

well...OP stories is def not what i expected when i entered this thread. :x

 

[joepac12]

Smashed a senior my first night in college. This was during orientation week and my parents had just dropped me off. Mingled with a few females on my floor and a few people I knew from back home. It was my RA Danielle. She kept giving me looks and was showing me a lot of attention. So I made a move and ended up smashing in my twin bed. Lol

 

[bamez]

came in this thread expecting to get a boner... OP sucks

 

[T Lo Sweater]

well...OP stories is def not what i expected when i entered this thread. :x

I would tell but i dont wanna incriminate

came in this thread expecting to get a boner... OP sucks

ly too breh

ill still give you that boner if you want

 

[AgentZero]

Here's pics from the story: