Drake, you my dude and everything but . . . Vol. Ultimate Simpage?

Its funny because this isn't even simping to me anymore. Sounded like a pretty normal convo and hang out for the most part. Now a days we got "Stay Safe" guy and the instagram/Twitter thirst running rampant.

This ain't that bad.
 
Its funny because this isn't even simping to me anymore. Sounded like a pretty normal convo and hang out for the most part. Now a days we got "Stay Safe" guy and the instagram/Twitter thirst running rampant.

This ain't that bad.

The convo was normal but combined with the kissing her hands was over the top. He seem like the type of dude that will be sucking a girls toes in a club.
 
On loneliness:
"When you're on the road and moving city to city, when someone isn't there at the end of the night, you feel empty. The 15 or 20 seconds after a man reaches his climax is the realest moment he'll ever have in his life. And if you happen to be with somebody that isn't someone you want to converse with, you start feeling like, I wish I was just here watching True Blood by myself."

http://www.complex.com/music/2011/1...-hurt-by-rihanna-and-never-having-a-threesome

True Blood tho? :rofl:

I swear this ***** has a vagina. It's gotta be an act, there's no way he's THAT soft.
 
this might be the most on point gif execution i've ever seen...

repped for the excellent usage, famb.

also... to me... drake seems like a super chill dude... i might be reaching...

but he seems like a really cool cat... no romo...

i hear lowkey stories about guys that portray the "down to earth" role but behind scenes they're dooshy like Wale and Dwight Howard...

i've never heard this about Drake.
 
This is the way I look at it:

Dudes that say another dude is "simpin" have never tried to get a girl thats for lack of a better word, hotter than them. Not just looks but status, money etc. It's easy to get a girl that has less than you.

For example, dudes like Drake or Trey Songz or any of those famous dudes could pull 9s easily. I mean these girls flock. Without "simpin". But when you go for a girl that is of equal or greater status, you gotta go the extra hard cuz the fact is, you're chasing.

Look at Kanye and Kim, or JayZ and Beyonce. Guarantee these dudes spit game that yall would catergorize as "simpin". But look at the girls, theyre at the top of their respective games.

Same goes for us dudes that don't have fame. If you want a dime thats not just hot, but succesful and a boss. You'll have to simp. No way around it. If you're game is so tight the girl just falls after one date, she prolly aint all that
:stoneface: at this post.

I don't need any woman to validate me, so why would I ever simp..? Smh that people repped this too.
 
The convo was normal but combined with the kissing her hands was over the top. He seem like the type of dude that will be sucking a girls toes in a club.
I chalk that up to him being on something at the time this took place
 
i cant believe people really think this guy is great..dude was on degrassi and is just all around soft.. 
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some of these dudes defending him probably light some scented candles and take bubble baths listening to his album

his albums are made for girls to listen to while they getttin ready to go out for ladies night.

same dudes that think wayne is the GOAT..
 
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And the male gender takes another L...




He jus did his usual Drake thing...which is normally jus some instructions for random broads on how they can feel comfortable round him since he kno he aint perfect n she should kno she aint perfect but they perfect together so they can still have a good time bein flawed individuals either way cuz that **** is destiny even tho he tryin to better hisself but at least he successful now so he aint really mad at how **** done turned out for him cuz Ns gon always be unnecessarily hatin on him for all the suspect *** **** he be doin seein as they jus jealous of where he at in life n feel like they gotta cut him down to size n not that he wanna brag or nothin but it is what it is n she need to come closer so he can describe ey'thing she wearin for whoever listenin n explain to her how her flaws is the reason why she is who she is n why she need to be embracin that **** stead a hidin behind hairdos n fly clothes since bein mad plain lookin n even possibly slightly unattractive or overweight is what makes her as unique as the snowflakes he use to catch on his tongue while he was makin snow angels on the driveway of his momma house in Toronto before he would run into the kitchen wit his homies Kyle n Blake n have hot chocolates n make smores or some **** n even tho he wouldnt f wit her FORREAL forreal jus only on a song cuz in real life he tryin to bag Rihanna again n has dreams bout Aaliyah bein resurrected n wantin to thank him for single-handedly keepin her memory alive n makin posthumous joints wit her by walkin into the Young Money offices in front of ey'body n givin him a big kiss n scoopin him up n carryin him out while ey'body clappin n cheerin n Weezy goin WAY TO GO DRAKE...WAY TO GO...but he figures chicks wit low self esteem dig all that corny *** overly honest n conflicted bout ya own emotions n opinions **** cuz its mad relateable so he gon say it anyways

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The convo was normal but combined with the kissing her hands was over the top. He seem like the type of dude that will be sucking a girls toes in a club.
As a man with a foot fetish, I think that was uncalled for. Leave us out of this
 
I cringed at the end when he was OD kissing her and was like "Do you have to go now" and she said "Yes" so annoyingly.​

I mean I understand Nicki is bad and everything, and her ******* was out and that mass is prolly ridiculous in person...​

But dude could literally **** almost any girl he want to​

Why you outchea playin ya self like this Jimmy?​

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and the ***** she be sweatin dont even give a **** about her (she is definitely thirsty as hell for lil weezy)
 
He jus did his usual Drake thing...which is normally jus some instructions for random broads on how they can feel comfortable round him since he kno he aint perfect n she should kno she aint perfect but they perfect together so they can still have a good time bein flawed individuals either way cuz that **** is destiny even tho he tryin to better hisself but at least he successful now so he aint really mad at how **** done turned out for him cuz Ns gon always be unnecessarily hatin on him for all the suspect *** **** he be doin seein as they jus jealous of where he at in life n feel like they gotta cut him down to size n not that he wanna brag or nothin but it is what it is n she need to come closer so he can describe ey'thing she wearin for whoever listenin n explain to her how her flaws is the reason why she is who she is n why she need to be embracin that **** stead a hidin behind hairdos n fly clothes since bein mad plain lookin n even possibly slightly unattractive or overweight is what makes her as unique as the snowflakes he use to catch on his tongue while he was makin snow angels on the driveway of his momma house in Toronto before he would run into the kitchen wit his homies Kyle n Blake n have hot chocolates n make smores or some **** n even tho he wouldnt f wit her FORREAL forreal jus only on a song cuz in real life he tryin to bag Rihanna again n has dreams bout Aaliyah bein resurrected n wantin to thank him for single-handedly keepin her memory alive n makin posthumous joints wit her by walkin into the Young Money offices in front of ey'body n givin him a big kiss n scoopin him up n carryin him out while ey'body clappin n cheerin n Weezy goin WAY TO GO DRAKE...WAY TO GO...but he figures chicks wit low self esteem dig all that corny *** overly honest n conflicted bout ya own emotions n opinions **** cuz its mad relateable so he gon say it anyways
what?
 
:lol: The hate in here is strong for a guy, that I'm sure most of y'all would trade your left nut to live his life

Just sayin
 
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