[!]-Drinking a 5th of Cane Rum FTL-[!]

[kaycurrency]

SoOo, Last Night Me and my guy went to Dave&Busters in downtown Chicago for a Lil' "get together" amongst other friends of ours...See, Hesmokes weed and I cant smoke weed because I dont wanna lose my Job (Random drops) and I dont wanna be up in there too sober while he's "feelinggood"...So0o, I decided to Drink a 5th of Cane Rum before we got there.....NOT A GOOD IDEA!


Details
-When we first get into the parking garage I had to piss so I decided to piss on one of the pillars in the garage...I ended up pissing on my shirt (luckily Ihad another shirt under it)
-While making a drunk attempt to get onto the escalator to go up, My Jeans got caught onto a metal piece and ripped the hell outta the bottom of my pantsleg...Im not talkin about a lil "snag"....im talkin about 6 inches of PURE rippage
-While making a drunk attempt to get off the escalator...I fell

....infront of a mass of people
-I put $50 on a D&B card and lost it before I even got to use it....so I bought another $20 card
-Me and my guy where racing on the Motor cycle game....I tried to make a leaning sharp turn and fell off the bike and effed up my wrist all while hitting myhead on the bike beside me...
-Im still typsy...


THE END....

Well, there was more....just dont feel like typing a novel

 

[kickzrforme]

Why drink a 5th of a bottle though?? That will never end well regardless of what it is.. You were asking to end the night early if you had a 5th of a bottle.

 

[stillin729]

are you gay?

or a chick? your "guy"

 

[jayhood23]

You went in hard with the drinkin, just get a little buzz and vibe a little, drink more later if necessary

 

[stillin729]

n/m I read all that story, you dont have to answer my first question, I know the answer now

 

[kaycurrency]

Originally Posted by StillIn729

are you gay?

or a chick? your "guy"

You dont have friends?....You're trying too hard son....

 

[stillin729]

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

Originally Posted by StillIn729

are you gay?

or a chick? your "guy"

You dont have friends?....You're trying too hard son....

who made a post about things that happen to a sororitygirl?

 

[kaycurrency]

Originally Posted by kickzrforme

Why drink a 5th of a bottle though?? That will never end well regardless of what it is.. You were asking to end the night early if you had a 5th of a bottle.

nahhh...i've drunk a 5th of dry gin before and was fine...but that Cane %%*...whewwwwwwwwwwwwww.....

 

[kaycurrency]

Originally Posted by StillIn729

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

Originally Posted by StillIn729

are you gay?

or a chick? your "guy"

You dont have friends?....You're trying too hard son....

who made a post about things that happen to a sorority girl?

Listen....Im still typsy...so that doesnst make sense to me....at all

 

[brettthejett]

How much is a 5th?? is that 1/5 of a 26 bottle>???

 

[shaq diesel 34]

a Fifth a bottle aint THAT much, you shouldn't of been that bad man.

 

[stillin729]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

How much is a 5th?? is that 1/5 of a 26 bottle>???

a 5th is the average size bottle sold, the typical bottle every kind if alcohol comes in

 

[brettthejett]

Originally Posted by StillIn729

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

How much is a 5th?? is that 1/5 of a 26 bottle>???

a 5th is the average size bottle sold, the typical bottle every kind if alcohol comes in

so 750ml right?

damn...

 

[stillin729]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Originally Posted by StillIn729

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

How much is a 5th?? is that 1/5 of a 26 bottle>???

a 5th is the average size bottle sold, the typical bottle every kind if alcohol comes in

so 750ml right?

damn...

yup, it;s def alot but I used to put one down freshman year of college b/c I knew it would be tough as hell getting any beers at the lame frats

I dont miss doing that to myself

 

[sik wit it]

Originally Posted by Shaq DIESEL 34

a Fifth a bottle aint THAT much, you shouldn't of been that bad man.

son thinks u broke the bottle down in measuring cups and started sippin.

 

[db west]

Originally Posted by Sik Wit It

Originally Posted by Shaq DIESEL 34

a Fifth a bottle aint THAT much, you shouldn't of been that bad man.

son thinks u broke the bottle down in measuring cups and started sippin.

QFT this kid must be 13, I wonder if he's ever drank.

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by StillIn729

are you gay?

or a chick? your "guy"

reaching ftl... that's a very common term...

 

[kaycurrency]

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

Originally Posted by StillIn729

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

Originally Posted by StillIn729

are you gay?

or a chick? your "guy"

You dont have friends?....You're trying too hard son....

who made a post about things that happen to a sorority girl?

Listen....Im still typsy...so that doesnst make sense to me....at all

Ok...im a little bit more sober....and it still "doesnt" make sense....

 

[kaycurrency]

Originally Posted by Shaq DIESEL 34

a Fifth a bottle aint THAT much, you shouldn't of been that bad man.

You must drink by the Gal......Or you weigh 400+lbs...

 

[b smooth 202]

I tried to make a leaning sharp turn and fell off the bike and effed up my wrist all while hitting my head on the bike beside me...


I woulda died if I saw this

 

[sorkoram]

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

Originally Posted by Shaq DIESEL 34

a Fifth a bottle aint THAT much, you shouldn't of been that bad man.

You must drink by the Gal......Or you weigh 400+lbs...

...or he just doesn't know what the +%!! he's talking about

 

[ridikuloz]

for the loss my ++%.. for the win!

 

[nawth21]

weed > drink

 

[dearwinter219]

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