Dumb Jokes You find funny

[kenji714]

Originally Posted by AiRodney23

Saw this one posted here earlier.


What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?



Dr. Dre.

 

[guerrilla warfare]

You so dumb, you go up to a cow and ask for 2%!

 

[es el]

Originally Posted by jackiechizzan

so, a guy walks into a bar

OUCH

this joke always gets me

 

[that guy]

I always laugh at a well used "Your mom"

 

[es el]

why do gnomes always giggle when they play football.....








.....the grass tickles there balls

 

[10 piece nuggets]

Originally Posted by Lakersfan1


Two atoms are walking down the street together, the first atom turns and says," Hey you stole an electron from me!"
2nd atom says," Are you sure"
1st atoms says," Yeah, I'm Positive!"

Thats cute.

 

[skip0011]

Where did the 2 rabbits go after they got married?

.....

On a BUNNYMOON!

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by StreetSmarts

yo mama so stupid she fell

 

[es el]

what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball....



..... Juan on Juan

 

[TheGodFresco]

Originally Posted by J Dilla Himself

OP, your father a lunch lady

sooooooo damn random it made me

 

[freshdunks44]

How do you scare a bumble-bee????






......BOO-BEE.

My favorite joke of all time. Its awesome. I dont know why, but makes me laugh everytime.

 

[freshdunks44]

What do you call 2 mexican firefighters????



......HoseA and HoseB hahaha

 

[mecks]

Why can't ghosts have babies?
















because they have hallow-weenies

 

[carlos tevez]

Some dude told this joke in school last year...had me dying the rest of the day.

Why did the woman cross the road?








The real question is, what was she doing out of the kitchen?

 

[es el]

Originally Posted by Carlos Tevez

Some dude told this joke in school last year...had me dying the rest of the day.

Why did the woman cross the road?








The real question is, what was she doing out of the kitchen?

OH MY LORD

 

[masta euda]

Originally Posted by freshdunks44

What do you call 2 mexican firefighters????



......HoseA and HoseB hahaha

 

[ruleofthirds]

What do you call a haunted Indian man's house?
















A Creepy TP

 

[kanyewestjayz4life]

Originally Posted by bakedFresh707

why do gnomes always giggle when they play football.....


.....the grass tickles there balls

Why does your girl not have two black eyes?

Because she was in the kitchen.

 

[throwback1718]

Originally Posted by KanyeWestJayZ4life

Originally Posted by bakedFresh707

why do gnomes always giggle when they play football.....


.....the grass tickles there balls

Why does your girl not have two black eyes?

Because she was in the kitchen.

 

[djprestige21]

My boy recently started dating a ******.


He's just nuts over her.

 

[informerx]

repost

 

[informerx]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no idea.

 

[frank 7he t4nk]

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You poke her face.

 

[jt air jt]

Why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?






'Cause she can wash her crack and re-sell it.

courtesy of the great Afroman.

 

[kanyewestjayz4life]

Originally Posted by Informerx

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no idea.

Its what do you call a deer with no eyes.

I have no eye deer.