DUMB Things You've Seen or Heard Vol. Damn, Are People THAT Dumb?

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OP thats funny.

two girls in the hall after a test..

one easy bonus question read "which weighs more.. a) a pound of body fat

b) a pound of muscle

c) ?

d) neither(in more or less words)

girl A "yeah I put muscle..." ..girl b "yeah me too"... me =
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I was planning to go to a party. I texted my boy about the party, asking him if it was still going on or not, etc. Then I ask him for the address:

Me: So do you have an address? (after talking to him all about the party)

Him: Address for what?

Me:
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At a stop light here on campus

Girl #1: "Why is the stop light beeping?"
Girl #2: "I think it's for deaf people or something."

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This girl i know was arguing about basketball with these dudes and they said that Dwight Howard
is better then Shaq in his prime

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I heard this convo in footlocker:

customer: AYO lemme get that black white new york cap
FL worker: Oh that yankees cap there?
customer: NO the black white new york cap
FL worker: Yeah that yankees cap there?
customer: NO the black white NEW YORK cap
FL worker: yeah... the yankees cap there....

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Originally Posted by Doctor Knows Best

Originally Posted by p charm

my roommate a couple weeks ago was talking about a new law in "some COUNTRY in england that starts with a U" i was already
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but i played along and said o yea? what COUNTRY in England? he goes h.o ill look it up, goes on his computer and says, oh it's called UGANDA. He is the dumbest person i have ever met in my life.

It's so dumb it's funny
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Was he actually serious. if so
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yes completely serious, kid is a space cadet, so beyond dumb.
 
Originally Posted by AJChick23

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OP thats funny.

two girls in the hall after a test..

one easy bonus question read "which weighs more.. a) a pound of body fat

b) a pound of muscle

c) ?

d) neither(in more or less words)

girl A "yeah I put muscle..." ..girl b "yeah me too"... me =
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To be honest, that tricked me at first
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"I wonder what happened to that girl from paranormal activity"

Friends girl thought the tapes were real and that it was a true story.
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Originally Posted by Kickaddicted

Girl in 1 of my classes last semester asking if the take home exam was open book.

I heard that all the time and I would love it when the teacher told them its not and they would be pissed
 
Originally Posted by Cubinican

Originally Posted by Kickaddicted

Girl in 1 of my classes last semester asking if the take home exam was open book.

I heard that all the time and I would love it when the teacher told them its not and they would be pissed


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Originally Posted by Luong1209

My co-worker told me one night:

Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.

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My co-worker was just "
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Waaaaait, maybe I'm dense, but yall effed that one up.

Let's say what he bought was $25. He put down a $20 bill and $5 on his card.
He asks for $20 in cashback and you hand him his $20 back. So he got to keep
his $20 and what he bought for only $5?
 
him: "Im want an HD VCR Have you seen one?"

me: "heh"

him: "i want to see mission impossible in HD"

me: "HAHAHHAHAHA"
 
Originally Posted by AG 47

Originally Posted by Luong1209

My co-worker told me one night:

Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.

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My co-worker was just "
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" and handed back his $20.


Waaaaait, maybe I'm dense, but yall effed that one up.

Let's say what he bought was $25. He put down a $20 bill and $5 on his card.
He asks for $20 in cashback and you hand him his $20 back. So he got to keep
his $20 and what he bought for only $5?


They get the money back from the bank..

When you do something debit it asks for cashback... If you hit yes and you get cash back it is like a withdrawal of w/e amount ($20 in this case) So really hedid pay $25...

Paid $20 in cash so he is -20... $5 on debit so he is -5 on his card.. And then took $20 out on cash back from his card linked to his account.. No one losesmoney. Except the guy spending $25.
 
My cousin took 2 girls to the movies (He Didn't Smash)

Cuz - I got $21, how much for a ticket?
Me - $8
Cuz - Oh I'm good then.
Me -
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Originally Posted by Essential1

Originally Posted by AG 47

Originally Posted by Luong1209

My co-worker told me one night:

Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.

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My co-worker was just "
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" and handed back his $20.


Waaaaait, maybe I'm dense, but yall effed that one up.

Let's say what he bought was $25. He put down a $20 bill and $5 on his card.
He asks for $20 in cashback and you hand him his $20 back. So he got to keep
his $20 and what he bought for only $5?


They get the money back from the bank..

When you do something debit it asks for cashback... If you hit yes and you get cash back it is like a withdrawal of w/e amount ($20 in this case) So really he did pay $25...

Paid $20 in cash so he is -20... $5 on debit so he is -5 on his card.. And then took $20 out on cash back from his card linked to his account.. No one loses money. Except the guy spending $25.
you realize, the stupid part was not that anyone lost money, but that he bothered to give 20 dollars and "pay the rest on his card".since he asked for 20 dollars cash back, he could have just paid the whole thing with his card, and kept his 20. its a redundant action
 
i called my friend one time and instead of saying "whats good?"....he answered "whats really better though??" .....
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One of my teammates last year was taking a fitness for life class and one day the school trainer comes to talk about sports injuries and what not. He goes onto tell us that you can tell where someone is hurting by touching the injured area. My teammate says " so wait, you're telling me that if someonehurts their knee and I'm a trainer, and I touch their knee I can actually feel the pain that they feel!? He was amazed...so was I cause that was easily thedumbest thing I've ever heard
 
ME: what blood type are you?
Coworker: red. i think? yeah im pretty sure
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Some girls at my sister's university:

Girl 1: "What's a crustacean?"
Girl 2: "I think it's some kind of Alien"

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Originally Posted by ThrowedInDaGame

Some girls at my sister's university:

Girl 1: "What's a crustacean?"
Girl 2: "I think it's some kind of Alien"

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Well, if u consider shrimp by their appearance, jokes on you.
 
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