early morning lulz

Discussion in 'General' started by fontaine, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. fontaine

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    A lady was 3 months pregnant with twins and slipped into a coma for six months.

    She awoke from the coma right after the babies were born.

    The first thing she asked about was her children

    Doctor: don't worry. They're safe. Your brother actually named them

    Woman: oh no. My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?!

    Doctor: Denise

    Woman: *let's out a sigh of relief* good job brother! What about the boy

    Doctor: Denephew

    Woman: :|
     
  2. patrick bateman

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  3. rook

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    :rollin

    fhgfhjhgfdgb nice..

    sadly their is a black kid somewhere who name is probably denephew :(
     
  4. nawghtyhare

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    I chuckled that's funny
     
  5. jaypesoz

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  6. vcshoxj6

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    :lol
     
  7. eljefe

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  8. blackboyfly

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    :lol +1 Actually chuckled
     
  9. coldcity

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    :lol
     
  10. RIP sleazyy

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    :lol

    I've seen Airwrecka and Am'az'in Blackman the past two days. Denephew would not be surprising at this point.
     
  11. sooperhooper

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    Lol pretty funny. You already know what her brothers name was.








    Daquan.
     
  12. dlee23

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    great execution
     
  13. troyd

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    Cough. Galaxy air. Cough
     
  14. jthagreat

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    lolol.

    L-A or somethin like that
     
  15. whatslosinlike

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    Naw fam

     
  16. elpablo21

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    Please tell me this isnt real [​IMG]
     
  17. moe fab

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    Pops knew a dude named America(u?)s Peoples. He was either locked up with him or went to school with him or something.