Elephant Goes Elephant

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and all this time i thought elephants liked to be rode on and dressed up.

barnum and bailey lied to me
 
and all this time i thought elephants liked to be rode on and dressed up.

barnum and bailey lied to me
 
Damn.
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It was crazy seeing that elephant fling around that dude's lifeless body.
 
Damn.
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It was crazy seeing that elephant fling around that dude's lifeless body.
 
Hold up they didnt have any kind of weapon to stop this thing? Not one person thought of the possibility that this could happen at one point or another?
 
Hold up they didnt have any kind of weapon to stop this thing? Not one person thought of the possibility that this could happen at one point or another?
 
Tigers - check
whales - check
horses - check
elephants - check

Y'all think rhinos or bears are next?
 
Tigers - check
whales - check
horses - check
elephants - check

Y'all think rhinos or bears are next?
 
A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "I'm a scorpion."
 
A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "I'm a scorpion."
 
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