Facebook Personalities: Share Your Lists

[gmills23]

The broad who is about a 6 or 7/10 but goes to every club event and has over 2k tagged pics.

 

[downtown43]

how about the chicks that post "live. laugh. love" on their page as if its some groundbreaking quote.. not realizing that literally every other girlhas the same damn quote.

 

[atlien seeko]

The guy that closed his Facebook account... Yeah.. That's me.

 

[illmatic34]

Guilty of 3, 4, and 7.

 

[bravo]

Originally Posted by NostrandAve68

4. Hip-Hop Quoter - Person who updates his status periodically with random Dipset, Fabolous, Gucci Mane lines and etc
7. The Sports Junkie: All statuses or pics pertain to sports.

 

[blackxme]

Originally Posted by NostrandAve68

5. Gym Freak - every Profile picture is them showing their athletic build or status is pertaining to them either heading to or leaving the gym.

Haha, that's me. But ain't no shame in my game.

 

[immensed]

Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43

how about the chicks that post "live. laugh. love" on their page as if its some groundbreaking quote.. not realizing that literally every other girl has the same damn quote.

QFT, 22 year old girls postin that like they're in the 10th grade.. smh

 

[mr monday niight]

Originally Posted by Gmills23

The broad who is about a 6 or 7/10 but goes to every club event and has over 2k tagged pics.

 

[itsaNYthing]

Originally Posted by NostrandAve68

1. Mr & Mrs. Facebook - the couple whose statuses always pertain to each other, all pictures uploaded are with each other, notes are about each other, comment or 'like' each other statuses. ---- be disgusting

2. FaceTwitter - the person who treats their FB page like Twitter with constant barrage of pointless statuses. [ex]
1min ago : just got done taking a dump
32 secs ago: man I ran out of air freshener
11 secs ago : headed to Walmart to buy Air Freshener

4. Hip-Hop Quoter - Person who updates his status periodically with random Dipset, Fabolous, Gucci Mane lines and etc

I HATE these three. Especially that first one.

 

[fresh prince of nowhere]

I just realized how many people I know that do these things

 

[smoke ya later]

what about the chick who always wants a pity party. just always sick and talking about how everything is always so bad for them. nothing but negative statusupdates.

 

[lilpro4u]

Originally Posted by smoke ya later

what about the chick who always wants a pity party. just always sick and talking about how everything is always so bad for them. nothing but negative status updates.

lol I hate the chicks that point out they're sick or don't feel good 4x a week.. Who gives an F..

i usually post obscure lyrics from various songs.. All of them probably goes over ppl head.

 

[xblker47]

Im a mix between the guy who updates some hip hop qoutes with some breaking sports news

 

[starzinoureyes]

Originally Posted by pdouly33

- The Picture $##*!: This person posts pictures of every single social activity they've ever been involved in. He's walking, he's making faces, he's with this group of friends, he's with that group of friends, he's drinking, he's dancing...through it all, his camera never leaves his side. I have one FB friend with over 12,000 tagged pictures of himself.

LMAO.
dude, it's insane how spot on this is.

facebook made me hate the people who i once cared little to nothing about. thanks, facebook.

 

[illmatic34]

Originally Posted by smoke ya later

what about the chick who always wants a pity party. just always sick and talking about how everything is always so bad for them. nothing but negative status updates.

I HATE those people.

 

[youngflykidchris]

NostrandAve68 wrote:

3. Random Quoter - Person who updates his status periodically with random quotes

4. Hip-Hop Quoter - Person who updates his status periodically with random Dipset, Fabolous, Gucci Mane lines and etc




checkin in...

Originally Posted by NostrandAve68

6. Attention "%%%$%" - Female that randomly takes pics of herself in scandalous poses in hopes of getting comments. Another example is putting up inviting statuses [exp.] Any Real ----as out there that know how to eat _____

Don't forget she always talking about her "haters" and how she'll beat a $++%# $$@. And how she's a 5 star chick. And she's "gucci"..etc. etc. etc.

 

[nati p]

Originally Posted by The Natural Mystic

8. The guy that rarely gets on facebook and hasn't changed anything in their profile for two years.


Yea that would be me. I only use it to send and receive messages.

That's me.

 

[da r entertainment]

Originally Posted by NostrandAve68

8. The Salty Conservative - Always posting links or creating statuses about how bad a job President Obama is doing.

9. Mr. Swag - usually has swag in their name [exp] Brandon SwaggonaBillie Johnson. Everytime he creates a status its talking about his swag. Usually post pics of himself with a stack of $20 bills thinking he's doing it.


10. The Nickel Type Chick Who Think She's A Dime - always talking about how big her "Ego" is usually gassed up by desperate dudes that comment on her pics. Usually have pics with fake LV and Gucci purses.

11. The Trap/Dough Boy - usually the type to post pics of his guns, pitbulls, goons. All statuses are usually Young Jeezy or Gucci Mane quotes [exp] "I got da bird flu... holla at me ". "On the block grindin PO talkin bout takin a piss test 2morrow he a f---- boi

12. ThE CHiCk ThAt TyPes LiKe ThIs -

13. The Overly Religious Person - all statuses are from Bible passages, post vids of various pastors speaking.

Seriously. I just deleted a person like this today. Everyday it's a different scripture.

 

[kix4kix]

I still have no idea how someone can be tagged in more than 500 pictures let alone 2,000

 

[bboy1827]

Originally Posted by NostrandAve68

4. Hip-Hop Quoter - Person who updates his status periodically with random Wale, Big sean, Jay-z, blu etc...

Def me on FB. People always comment like "what does that mean"

 

[fantastic4our]

Originally Posted by kix4kix

I still have no idea how someone can be tagged in more than 500 pictures let alone 2,000

I just checked and I'm tagged in 671 and I'm sure there are more I haven't been tagged in and others deleted.

I been on FB since 2004 tho so *shrugs* eh. I don't usually take the pics but I hop in them frequently

 

[los cientos]

that one person that always feels bad for themselves putting up depressing statuses! haha

 

[kantnokdahustle]

Yall are all dead on but yall forgot my favorite..The "aspiring rapper" who feels he has to frequently update on the progress of his musiccareer....every 10 minutes...."woke up, headed to the studio". "waiting on the producer arrrrgh"..."bout to rock thisshow"......"nebody need studio time should have hit me YESTERDAY"......"bout to meet wit the label"

 

[zeen1ne]

4 & 5

 

[physicx]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

The guy that closed his Facebook account... Yeah.. That's me.

ditto