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Originally Posted by Across 110th st
# 2 is actually wrong
Yup. Bonobo monkeys are horny bastards.
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Originally Posted by Across 110th st
# 2 is actually wrong
I'm in that 14%. I still have never tried that stuff.Originally Posted by aznballa33
11. 86% of us will eat Spam this year.
that is a lot of spam...
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
no more rose for me.
Originally Posted by Spectacular23
I actually lol hard reading thatOriginally Posted by soltheman
Originally Posted by 5am6oody72
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.Originally Posted by soltheman
That's actually true.Originally Posted by Mister916
Wrong.Originally Posted by icykicks79
7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.
on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
Originally Posted by mytmouse76
Originally Posted by Phil Le0tard0
37-no its notOriginally Posted by non flammable
37. from your elbow to your wrist is the same length as your foot.
mine is
Originally Posted by AiRodney23
Originally Posted by Across 110th st
# 2 is actually wrong
Yup. Bonobo monkeys are horny bastards.
You do know that your eyeballs aren't in your nostrils, right?Originally Posted by soltheman
Originally Posted by 5am6oody72
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.Originally Posted by soltheman
That's actually true.Originally Posted by Mister916
Wrong.Originally Posted by icykicks79
7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.
on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
Hence why I said skull you %%!%*%% moron.Originally Posted by ItsGettinHot
You do know that your eyeballs aren't in your nostrils, right?Originally Posted by soltheman
Originally Posted by 5am6oody72
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.Originally Posted by soltheman
That's actually true.Originally Posted by Mister916
Wrong.Originally Posted by icykicks79
7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.
on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
Originally Posted by Agent0024
I had vague knowledge of 29 out of 36.
Good thread OP
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
Oh. When I sneeze only my snot flies at 100+ MPH. My skull stays pretty still.Originally Posted by soltheman
Hence why I said skull you %%!%*%% moron.Originally Posted by ItsGettinHot
You do know that your eyeballs aren't in your nostrils, right?Originally Posted by soltheman
Originally Posted by 5am6oody72
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.Originally Posted by soltheman
That's actually true.Originally Posted by Mister916
Wrong.Originally Posted by icykicks79
7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.
on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
Originally Posted by soltheman
Hence why I said skull you %%!%*%% moron.Originally Posted by ItsGettinHot
You do know that your eyeballs aren't in your nostrils, right?Originally Posted by soltheman
Originally Posted by 5am6oody72
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.Originally Posted by soltheman
That's actually true.Originally Posted by Mister916
Wrong.Originally Posted by icykicks79
7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.
on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
20. VA law forbids bathtubs in the house, tubs must be kept in the yard.
17. Macdonalds fries are made with beef flavoring
Originally Posted by recycledpaper
Originally Posted by soltheman
Hence why I said skull you %%!%*%% moron.Originally Posted by ItsGettinHot
You do know that your eyeballs aren't in your nostrils, right?Originally Posted by soltheman
Originally Posted by 5am6oody72
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.Originally Posted by soltheman
That's actually true.Originally Posted by Mister916
Wrong.Originally Posted by icykicks79
7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.
on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
u mad?
That sucks. You'll be OK if you keep your eyelids closed though. I hear they can stop eyeballs from flying 100 MPH.Originally Posted by JJschenley23
Originally Posted by ItsGettinHot
Oh. When I sneeze only my snot flies at 100+ MPH. My skull stays pretty still.Originally Posted by soltheman
Hence why I said skull you %%!%*%% moron.Originally Posted by ItsGettinHot
You do know that your eyeballs aren't in your nostrils, right?Originally Posted by soltheman
Originally Posted by 5am6oody72
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.Originally Posted by soltheman
That's actually true.Originally Posted by Mister916
Wrong.Originally Posted by icykicks79
7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.
on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
Guess i'm just weird.
Ur lucky when i sneeze my skull moves 100mph forward and i get lifted off the ground for about 5 feet.