Originally Posted by MrONegative
Amazing. I loved it. I really liked how Scream 4 came back, but this is genius compared to that. They squeezed everything good out of those four movies into this, and then killed all the action scenes.
I ain't even mad that they stole on every movie that wasn't nailed down.Ocean's 11, Bourne Ultimatum, Black Hawk Down, Bad Boys 2, The Rundown, themselves. I thought Fast and Furious was the best this series could do.
Son...the Rock was in it. Not Dwayne Johnson, that nanny tooth fairy $*$%! who killed wrestling forever. And not that chump who tricked me into Doom, Southland Tales and Faster. The Walking Tall, Rundown, PEDs Brahma Bull Rock came through!
Basically my 2001 self had a seizure by the end of the movie, and I will be seeing every single sequel in theaters. I don't care if they make 5 more. I don't care if half of them aren't as good. They get it. They get what's a joke about the series, they get what's bad-$@$, they get what's clever and they understand what people want from it. When that first scene happens and they say there were no casualties, everyone laughed in the theater and I feel like that was on purpose for once.
They weren't ******ed jokes like the second one or give up on those jokes like the third or take themselves too serious like the fourth. Perfect blend...except it's been a long time, Jordana starting to fall off. Get that chick a tuna sandwich, stat.
Han was the man. Lowkey, he did more with less than anyone else. His girl. I mean her whole role was that bikini, but I ain't setting the bar high,Tyrese and Ludacris...these are the only roles you should ever do for the length of your careers. Tego and Rico had me dying. Tego looking like Bubbs from The Wire got a meal.They rolled so deep, it was stupid, but somehow every single person in that movie came with something.
I'd almost see it again, but why ruin the freshness. I'm just mad this movie gave me hope for film this year. If this can be that good...we'll see.
And yeah, I'm mad that I'm gonna end up seeing every Transformers movie in theaters. I liked the first one, just the second...but it's about to be shame on me. That boa conskyscraperbot got me.
Originally Posted by MrONegative
Amazing. I loved it. I really liked how Scream 4 came back, but this is genius compared to that. They squeezed everything good out of those four movies into this, and then killed all the action scenes.
I ain't even mad that they stole on every movie that wasn't nailed down.Ocean's 11, Bourne Ultimatum, Black Hawk Down, Bad Boys 2, The Rundown, themselves. I thought Fast and Furious was the best this series could do.
Son...the Rock was in it. Not Dwayne Johnson, that nanny tooth fairy $*$%! who killed wrestling forever. And not that chump who tricked me into Doom, Southland Tales and Faster. The Walking Tall, Rundown, PEDs Brahma Bull Rock came through!
Basically my 2001 self had a seizure by the end of the movie, and I will be seeing every single sequel in theaters. I don't care if they make 5 more. I don't care if half of them aren't as good. They get it. They get what's a joke about the series, they get what's bad-$@$, they get what's clever and they understand what people want from it. When that first scene happens and they say there were no casualties, everyone laughed in the theater and I feel like that was on purpose for once.
They weren't ******ed jokes like the second one or give up on those jokes like the third or take themselves too serious like the fourth. Perfect blend...except it's been a long time, Jordana starting to fall off. Get that chick a tuna sandwich, stat.
Han was the man. Lowkey, he did more with less than anyone else. His girl. I mean her whole role was that bikini, but I ain't setting the bar high,Tyrese and Ludacris...these are the only roles you should ever do for the length of your careers. Tego and Rico had me dying. Tego looking like Bubbs from The Wire got a meal.They rolled so deep, it was stupid, but somehow every single person in that movie came with something.
I'd almost see it again, but why ruin the freshness. I'm just mad this movie gave me hope for film this year. If this can be that good...we'll see.
And yeah, I'm mad that I'm gonna end up seeing every Transformers movie in theaters. I liked the first one, just the second...but it's about to be shame on me. That boa conskyscraperbot got me.
go kill yourself
