Favorite Jadakiss Punchlines....

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bhpbadboi

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"Everybody's a rat, I guess this is departed then" ~ Mornings was Hashbrowns Freestyle

Not the most dept thing he ever said, but it did take me a couple listens to think bout what he was talking bout

Honorable mention....

"F riding the beat, I parallel park on the track"
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"Move work from Denver to DC like Portis"
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"The Beamer is on Ebay, I got that from Cam"
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I'm not you "God is great the Devil is a motherFUh"
Watch Devil's Advocate with Keanu Reeves then you'll really get it
 
When I heard him say . . .
"I helped the game, it aint help me/
Im top 5 dead or alive, and that's just off one LP"

All I could do was
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"might find ya man dead in the ocean/ it a be aight though/ you know dead rappers get better promotion."
dope punch

"So pop him in the head til his brains start to fizz on him
I aint sell my soul to the devil, I bought his from him"
anotha dope punch

The 38s is New, The 3-5-7s is a lil older, everything else.. is for the Shoulder
dopest
 
"I don't see how a broke n***a could chill
when a 2 liter of dust juice will get you a mil"

"I used to cop so heavy that the block got mad
and n***as start calling up the cops like cabs"

"life is a b***h and I came in her
I'm similar to Melo when it come to the game winners"

"Harlems Jordans the hood couldn't afford em
so they bootlegged em now everybody sport em"

"I could give a f**k what you herbs say
when I got n***a that you trying to be watching my wordplay"

"I got a girl name Superhead, she give super head
moved in the building and even gave The Super head"
 
"... @!*!$++, shoulda warned you...
When them bullets is in you, it feel like the iron is plugged up, but it's on you...
N's got they eyes on me...
And I ain't talkin bout the BM when I say I got "7-45's" on me!!!..."

"...And the best coke ain't always white!...
And why is it that the dead man is always right???..."

"....I'm higher in the rank...
I'm hotter than you think...
Throw the chinchilla in the fire like Frank!!!...
Money is an issue...
Respect make much more official...
But you can lose them both from a pistol..."

"...The worst form of torture: starvin'...
Comin' through in that Aston, dash is like the Boston Garden!!!..."
 
"Ya'll scared I can tell and I'ma get Bucks like Milwaukee, cuz like Sam I Cassell"
 
Originally Posted by BHPbadboi




"Move work from Denver to DC like Portis"
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what track is that from?


"call this trick Superhead...
she give super head...
just moved in the building, even gave the Super head.."
 
Originally Posted by BLADE BR0WN

"... @!*!$++, shoulda warned you...
When them bullets is in you, it feel like the iron is plugged up, but it's on you...
N's got they eyes on me...
And I ain't talkin bout the BM when I say I got "7-45's" on me!!!..."

"...And the best coke ain't always white!...
And why is it that the dead man is always right???..."

"....I'm higher in the rank...
I'm hotter than you think...
Throw the chinchilla in the fire like Frank!!!...
Money is an issue...
Respect make much more official...
But you can lose them both from a pistol..."

"...The worst form of torture: starvin'...
Comin' through in that Aston, dash is like the Boston Garden!!!..."
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AINT HARD TO TELL
he went hard on that
"Now ur girl wanna party with Jay cause she heard that u luke warm and my flow is Caliente"
*Kay Slay* DAMN DAMN DAMN *Kay Slay*
 
Damn....too many to speak on..


-My delivery is strictly offensive like the Nuggets..
-Yo im sorry if im scarin you/but my bars are vanerial/my flows antibacterial
-The boy so pure and way too sick there's no cure and im good from deep like OKUR/and I know im betta den !$@%%* im so sure
-all these !$@%%* is trash and they overatten em/put em in the booth with me im anialatein em/whoever u think is pumped up im inflatin em
-close casket leave nuthin but legs for them/%%*@ mercy no need to beg for them

And I felt like this entire verse needs to be in here...lol

Yo, can't really figure this clown out
where is he from Jamaca, Queens, Cali or down south?
and i could let an LA gun hit 'em
but Grape Street already told me you pay 'em to run wit' 'em
i could let a New York knife poke 'em
with 1 of my throw aways but i don't wanna see no cops smoke 'em
uh somebody tell Pa we ridin'
and get read to auction of the car he die in
whenever we bump heads, since you like havin' people witchu
getchu a hospital with bunk beds
without Dr.Dre you would just make slow jams
come up outta that witness protection program
Hov don't really respect you, get in ya place
if Big was alive he'da probably spit in ya face
Nas been doin' just fine without you
and pac probably woulda made an album about you
so i guess that just leaves me here to get rid of you
and Rakim an 'em they don't even consider you
Em know you aint got nothin' for jada
and i know he appreciates all the money you made 'em
it's two thousand and 5 nobody fights fair
i just know an instrumentals ya worse nightmare
but you tough and you bad too bad you mad
probably been in ya own hood more than you have
yea you sold more records than me
but in the streets you gon' always be second to me
we was damn near feelin' you
even though ya careers is based on somebody damn near killin' you
!%@* you be doin' aint even considered rappin' to us
this is probably the best thing to happen to us
the best wanksta, internet gangsta, magazine mobster
!%@* on ya whole roster
get ready to say hail mary's and our fathers
get out ya black suits and hard bottoms
haha and don't worry i got 'em
he aint a problem child just a child with a problem
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...somethin somethin somethin warn'em/
whoever yall think can spit i spit on'em"

someone help me out.
 
"I'm a ape, you can't stand 'Kiss
Comin through the hood in a Aston Vanguish the color of dandruff
They said we jumped him, I just let the gun snuff him
Copped P then turboed soon as they uncuff him
This goes out to all of your mans
Why put you in the verse when I can put in a coroner van"

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Im just tryin' make sure that my sons wealthy
Outta Shape but I make sure that my Guns Healthy



HypeBeast McStreetwear wrote:
"I'm a ape, you can't stand 'Kiss
Comin through the hood in a Aston Vanguish the color of dandruff
They said we jumped him, I just let the gun snuff him
Copped P then turboed soon as they uncuff him
This goes out to all of your mans
Why put you in the verse when I can put in a coroner van"

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"When you think of me you think of a problem
Who? what? when? and how you gonna solve em
Automatic or revolving"
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heres another one ,its not necesserly a punch line but w.e!!!

Uh! Got alot of heart, best part is I'm clever too
Hand skills, hard work, gun play whatever duke
Ecstacy, oxy, vicodin, powder
Ari, haze, diesel, sour
Dust Juice, Lucy's, turbans, kufi's
Hand guns is petite the shotties is doofy
Talkin in is not nice, lot of $%@+@@ got life
Everything is good in my bank except cop dice
Harlems, Jordans, the hood can't afford them
So they bootleg them now everyday sport them
Dorms, cells, packages, mail
Warrants, bails, everything's real now
 
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