- Jul 1, 2008
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I got these jeans, they're my favorite jeans....I try not to wear them a lot, but they make me feel good tho, so I don't know. When my BM was pregnant,I put on a little bit of weight and %+!#, so they're a size 38-34.....after 4 months, I'm back to my 34 steez......and they're a little bit bignow. But I really don't care, 'cause they were my favorite jeans........and they made me feel good. I only washed them twice, and they were just my@%+%$, I loved them.
So I'm high as %+!# right now, wearin' my favorite jeans and my "Perfect Penny" Nike sweatshirt, and my roommate basically reminded me that Ibought some Ritz Crackers two days ago by sayin', "Damn, I wish I bought some Ritz Crackers..." so Igrabbed the last roll out the box and went to work on like 6 crackers straight, bang, no break. My roommate is playin' Modern Warfare 2 and %+!#, but Ibreak bread of course and passed him the roll for his pleasure.....he took about 6, and passed it back. I ate like 2 more, then I got up to go to the kitchento get some jelly for these crackers.
I swear these crackers got crack in them............................anyway, grabbed the jelly, got back to the computer chair, and was about to go to work onthis %+!#. I got the squeezable jelly bottle, so I shook it up to get it a little loose for the easy peasy, jelly squeezy. Opened the bottlr thing, bang,tilted it, bang, squeezed a little bit, *shoots blanks*.......so I shook it up a little more to get it to the top [still opened, still tilted], and bang,jelly.............on my !%%##+' jeans. I hurried to the bathroom to take my pants off and run the jelly spot under some coldish water, but the !%%##+'pipes are froze up....so no cold water, no hot water.......nothin'. So I went to the shower to see if it worked.....nope. So I just emptied my pockets andthrew them in the dirty clothes. FML.
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get a blog boooo go cry somewhere else loser cool story bro macho man randy johnson baseball pitch bird feathers weirdo.
So I'm high as %+!# right now, wearin' my favorite jeans and my "Perfect Penny" Nike sweatshirt, and my roommate basically reminded me that Ibought some Ritz Crackers two days ago by sayin', "Damn, I wish I bought some Ritz Crackers..." so Igrabbed the last roll out the box and went to work on like 6 crackers straight, bang, no break. My roommate is playin' Modern Warfare 2 and %+!#, but Ibreak bread of course and passed him the roll for his pleasure.....he took about 6, and passed it back. I ate like 2 more, then I got up to go to the kitchento get some jelly for these crackers.
I swear these crackers got crack in them............................anyway, grabbed the jelly, got back to the computer chair, and was about to go to work onthis %+!#. I got the squeezable jelly bottle, so I shook it up to get it a little loose for the easy peasy, jelly squeezy. Opened the bottlr thing, bang,tilted it, bang, squeezed a little bit, *shoots blanks*.......so I shook it up a little more to get it to the top [still opened, still tilted], and bang,jelly.............on my !%%##+' jeans. I hurried to the bathroom to take my pants off and run the jelly spot under some coldish water, but the !%%##+'pipes are froze up....so no cold water, no hot water.......nothin'. So I went to the shower to see if it worked.....nope. So I just emptied my pockets andthrew them in the dirty clothes. FML.
E D I T
get a blog boooo go cry somewhere else loser cool story bro macho man randy johnson baseball pitch bird feathers weirdo.
