Fools Wildin Thinking They Doing It Unappreciation Vol Get The @#*+ out

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Exactly. Reminds me of a situation on St Patrick's day. The local bar was dumb packed and of course the girls restroom line was crazy long. Guys restroom wasn't that packed so a girl got escorted in there by her guy friend. Dude that works there came out of the stall and wasn't playing that. Put her out with the quickness.
 
How did Texas Rangers superstars Joey Gallo and Nomar Mazara celebrate a home run Sunday??

WITH A DOUBLE CROTCH GRAB, BABY!!!

It all went down in the second inning in Anaheim this past weekend ... when Gallo hit a bomb to deep right field against the Angels that plated his teammate, Mazara.

When Gallo rounded the bases and made it back home ... the two celebrated with some low fives ... and a big handful of each other's crotches.

Had to rewind it to believe it: pic.twitter.com/HDIFvdwiab

— Shan Shariff (@1053SS) April 7, 2019
Weirdly enough ... neither player was asked about the secret handshake after the game -- but sure seems like this was a planned deal between the two.

Unclear if it'll continue all season ... but Gallo is one of the biggest power hitters in the MLB -- he blasted 41 homers in 2017 and 40 last year.

So ... better make sure the firm cups are locked into the jock straps this season, boys!!!!!


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Better shooter, might be within the realm of possibility. Not likely, but maybe. No way on gods green earth gelo is stronger than Zion. Zion probably has a much higher 1RM than Gelo in every lift known to man.

Actually just googled Liangelos bench press vids :rofl:

I don’t know why I’m even wasting my time typing this. Gelo is not strong even by average joe standards :lol:
 
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