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Bruh, my girls parents neighbor got a DUI on a riding lawn mower while cutting his own grass. Dudes wife left him for a Karate instructor that had a store 5 min walk from their house. He leaves and literally moves 2 houses down. He and the Karate instructor decides to go half on a riding lawn mower and they will keep it at the the Karate instructor and ex wife house. This week the guy goes to get the lawn mower gets drunk while cutting his lawn runs over the neighbors roses and totally destroys them. Police are called they come while hes driving the thing back to the ex-wifes house. Its a mostly white neighborhood and everyone was in shock. I was out their dying laughing because I saw the whole thing unfold. best weekend ever.
My girls mom had me on the floor. Kept saying "White People" and she white.
It was a funny experience for a black kid from Acres Homes Houston TX.
You gotta be kidding me