Funeral/Death arrangements gotta be one of the biggest hustles ever...

[ghettofabolous337]

My grandmother passed sunday (r.i.p.)so im helpin the fam get things ready for her funeral... at the cost of damn near everything; when I die ima make it known just cremate me in the backyard

 

[Comparison Ford]

This is why I plan on donating my body to science after I die.  Cremation isn't a bad alternative, but I'd rather put my body to good use after I die than let it go to waste.  I'd never get buried though.  Something about devoting a plot of land for my dead body and putting it in a box so my nutrients can't be re-absorbed into the earth seems so wasteful and narcissistic. 

 

[heliumclinton]

Close to 15K for my little cousin I don't even understand why it cost that much and that's not even including a headstone.

Get in the funeral/morgue business ASAP

 

[sooperhooper]

Recession proof.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

i'll never forget that line in catcher in the rye about the dude that's an undertaker.

 

[superblytrife]

Recession proof.

Indeed.

I've often thought about going back to school for Funeral Sciences.  You will never lack for business.  

 

[htg designs]

****** die everyday

 

[al audi]

too many people to continue this trend

 

[teamjordan79]

same exact boat OP. Dudes were charging upwards of 200$ for an urn ....meanwhile any ceramic pot at home depot is no more than 5$.

Exploiting human grief and emotion

 

[je ne sais quoi]

I want to be cremated.

I want my children, grandchildren, & hopefully great grandchildren to take a handful of me from time to time and open hand slap their enemies with me.

Nothing stings more than getting b_ slapped by two generations at the same damn time.

 

[championboyz7]

I want to be cremated.
I want my children, grandchildren, & hopefully great grandchildren to take a handful of me from time to time and open hand slap their enemies with me.

Nothing stings more than getting b_ slapped by two generations at the same damn time.

 

[coldcity]

i plan to invest into a funeral business shortly... crazy $$ because

****** die everyday

B

 

[miamiboy]

AND this business will never die out unless they find a new way to get rid of bodies. They can do like in Futurama and set people into space if theres not enough space here.

 

[jthagreat]

I want to be cremated.
I want my children, grandchildren, & hopefully great grandchildren to take a handful of me from time to time and open hand slap their enemies with me.

Nothing stings more than getting b_ slapped by two generations at the same damn time.

 

[Naruto]

AND this business will never die out unless they find a new way to get rid of bodies. They can do like in Futurama and set people into space if theres not enough space here.

ha second thing that came to mind.first was the head displays

 

[johnnyderp]

this is worth a look if youve got some spare time. its so grimey how funeral homes use the fact that their customers are emotionally distraught as leverage.

 

[johnnyderp]

AND this business will never die out unless they find a new way to get rid of bodies. They can do like in Futurama and set people into space if theres not enough space here.

word. i always thought it would be dope to be dressed up in a tux and then launched into space to float around the cosmos. & the vacuum of space would prevent your body from decaying so you could float around forever.

not sure if it would work out that way but still cool to imagine.