Grimiest *!*$ You Ever Did To Someone vol. Spin Offs Are Fun

[akajae]

Smashed one of boy's girlfriend back in HS. Not my proudest moment but ole girl was throwing the P at me.

We don't really talk anymore but there's no beef either.

Till this day he's never mentioned it, even though I know he knows.

He's tried to get at some of the chicks I've dated before....unsuccessfully

 

[samb]

Me and the homie did our homie dirty about a year ago... So my accomplice had a app on his phone that'd allow him to send fake txt to others. Dude had this VA number he hit up our boy with the number acting like they actually met (which they didn't because this girl ain't real Lol) at some random house party. So they have this conversation and what not.. And my boy thinks she is wit it. We send him photos of this broad I use to talk to and straight up game ol' boy up. So this goes on for about 3 weeks and dude doesn't even call the # which would've revealed this was a joke. So were all kickin' it and dude is all happy and *%$+ because she wants to hang out. We have this $*#%! go on a wild goose chase... He went to 2 Starbucks, waited in the mall for her, and then we gave him a address so he could meet with her. Dude goes to the address given and knocks on the door. So the door opens and he see me and 5 other heads playing FIFA LOLOL...

Another is I told my best friend that I needed a ride from the airport (which I didn't) and made dude come scoop me up at like 11pm. Straight up **$*!@+ move jus to waste peoples time

 

[erickm713]

Ummmmm probably the grimiest thing I've ever done is,
There was this dude named John, really weird guy, I think he had some type of mental illness because was never always "there" if you know what I mean, well he liked to run his mouth a lot because he grew a pair after he beat up some tall black guy at school. One day he starts popping off stupid to me, and like I said I always thought he was slow so I didn't wanna hurt him but that same day I'm posted in front of my crib and comes flying down the street and outta nowhere decks my %$@ and takes off running again.

I brush it off and talk to my cousin Marcus, and mind you, John had shot his mouth off at Marcus to, so we decide that we're gonna jump him later on that day. It had been a week since he sucker punched me so when I saw him walking down the street I stopped him, dapped him up and invited him to smoke a blunt in my backyard, at this point it seems as if he forgot that he punched me. So I tell him to walk ahead because I'm gonna get something to drink inside so I'll meet him back there. He opens the door and start running towards him and as soon as he walked into the backyard my cousin was hiding and he got up and punched him, he fell and I started punching him in the back of the head and we stomped him out.

I felt kind of bad but he shouldn't have sucker punched me, we dragged him out my backyard and took him to his house and left him there, his folks got home late so he woke up way before they got there, they sent him to live with his aunt after that.

He moved back a couple months later and I offered to square up with him one on one, he accepted, I drop him in his back yard, he fights my cousin a couple months later and got dropped again.

I don't talk John anymore 

 

[marcmac360]

My main dude has always been friendzoned by females. He was putting in some serious simpwork on this one girl we graduated with for months, almost a year. They would talk every day, hang out all the time, he would pay for her to go to places and all that. Now shes your average 21 yr old j/o at the bar and if she was drunk enough you likely had a chance....but not him. She would never give my dude the thought of more than friends. And I know he really liked her, hell I think he might have actually loved her...

So one night, him, me and another dude go out for drinks. Before long im tore up, on one, twisted like a doorknob on some +@$@

and drinks. My liquid encouragement had my swag on a hundred thousand trillion and I wanted some bunz. I see a broad I work with and she wants to hook up and leave, surprisingly my conscious worked that time and I turned her down because I dont need any gossip at work. But then I go to the bar to get another drink and I run into my main dudes lady friend. I think I chatted her up then asked she asked if i wanted to go hook up.

Of course I say yes and I tell her meet me outside. So we get outside and start full on making out. No biggie but mind you lots of people are around...she takes me to this side of the buidling where it was dark and tops me off and gives me bunz. Raw and no dambs given

So this was around closing time and I took a good half hr with this girl. My friends were blowing up both of our phones during the session and they were looking for us. I told her to walk back in by herself and I would find them later on my own. My excuse? I walked down the block to get food. It worked but it was raining that night and my shirt had only a few raindrops. I never told him and he actually got off her because he found out she was going back to her on and off bf of a few years. I feel bad about it but

Cliffs:
-best friend simps over girl and was friendzoned
-he still simps and cares a lot
-we go out for drinks
-i fornicate with said girl
-i never tell like a gentleman should
-im a scumbag friend but it didnt work out anyway

 

[4one5]

Originally Posted by MonStar1

Long story short I smashed my close friends mother after a x-mas family gathering I was invited too.

....then went and had beers with him and his dad the next night.

I hope you never make it in the league.

 

[wcghost]

Originally Posted by ErickM713

Ummmmm probably the grimiest thing I've ever done is,
There was this dude named John, really weird guy, I think he had some type of mental illness because was never always "there" if you know what I mean, well he liked to run his mouth a lot because he grew a pair after he beat up some tall black guy at school. One day he starts popping off stupid to me, and like I said I always thought he was slow so I didn't wanna hurt him but that same day I'm posted in front of my crib and comes flying down the street and outta nowhere decks my %$@ and takes off running again.

I brush it off and talk to my cousin Marcus, and mind you, John had shot his mouth off at Marcus to, so we decide that we're gonna jump him later on that day. It had been a week since he sucker punched me so when I saw him walking down the street I stopped him, dapped him up and invited him to smoke a blunt in my backyard, at this point it seems as if he forgot that he punched me. So I tell him to walk ahead because I'm gonna get something to drink inside so I'll meet him back there. He opens the door and start running towards him and as soon as he walked into the backyard my cousin was hiding and he got up and punched him, he fell and I started punching him in the back of the head and we stomped him out.

I felt kind of bad but he shouldn't have sucker punched me, we dragged him out my backyard and took him to his house and left him there, his folks got home late so he woke up way before they got there, they sent him to live with his aunt after that.

He moved back a couple months later and I offered to square up with him one on one, he accepted, I drop him in his back yard, he fights my cousin a couple months later and got dropped again.

I don't talk John anymore 

hit & run

 

[mrkane]

Originally Posted by yngSIMBA

We made a fake myspace page of a chick back in high school. I pulled random pics of some girl offline and made the page and profile look completely real.
I added a few hundred people to look more real, then I added one of my friends.

Everyone but him knew it was fake.

He started trying to talk to her, so we would all come up with stuff to say back. 

We would say she was feeling him, and then she wanted to meet up.

Every time it came time to meet, we would say something else came up.

Even changed the profile name to "(his name)'s wifey"

Went on for about a month, I think he had a crush on her.. He didn't have internet so when he would come to my house, he'd check his page and ask me what he should say.. he was writing extremely sexual raps to her, I was almost crying from that one I was laughing so hard 

Eventually we just stopped out of nowhere, he didn't find out until like a year later, he was pissed, but he laughed.

  

 

[cs02132]

Originally Posted by dadecounty11

I was contemplating not saying anything cause I know this is bad, but eff it, I dont care:

Back when I was dating my ex-wife, we were living together and her sister (who was still living at home with her parents), got into an arguement with her mom, and decided to come stay with us for a week or so while things cooled down. I always had a thing for her sister, but I know that I NEVER in a million years had a chance with her. Thing is I had it for her bad. So one day she was staying at the house, and I put a little miniture wireless camera in the AC vent in the bathroom and watched her take a shower on a tv in the the other room. I was nervous as hell, cause I knew if I was found out, I was done for, but I never got caught. My only regret is not recording it.

I know, I know...but whatever, what's done is done, and no one ever found out I did it.

when i was younger my friends parents had gotten divorced recently and one day he called me a $#$!@#+%#*!% so i responded with "at least i have a mom"

stole my friends ipod and sold it to my other friend, but he never gave me the money for it and i havent seen him in years. karma i guess
when me and my friends used to play Candyland (board game), it was my house so i obviously got to go first

. there was this card where it shoots you like 3/4 of the way through the game and i used to always put it on top.. needless to say i was undefeated at candyland

 

[il prescelto]

not on the level of anything in this thread, cuz im generally a nice dude...but in like third grade i sharpied the majiin buu "M" onto my teacher's leather handbag...hella random lol

 

[cap1229]

I wish I could share my grime but I'm really not proud of it. At the time though I was extremely reckless.

 

[that dude173]

Originally Posted by cap1229

I wish I could share my grime but I'm really not proud of it. At the time though I was extremely reckless.

Say it..we wont judge you..

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

Originally Posted by dadecounty11

I was contemplating not saying anything cause I know this is bad, but eff it, I dont care:

Back when I was dating my ex-wife, we were living together and her sister (who was still living at home with her parents), got into an arguement with her mom, and decided to come stay with us for a week or so while things cooled down. I always had a thing for her sister, but I know that I NEVER in a million years had a chance with her. Thing is I had it for her bad. So one day she was staying at the house, and I put a little miniture wireless camera in the AC vent in the bathroom and watched her take a shower on a tv in the the other room. I was nervous as hell, cause I knew if I was found out, I was done for, but I never got caught. My only regret is not recording it.

I know, I know...but whatever, what's done is done, and no one ever found out I did it.

dude put his life on the line

 

[1chainz]

Originally Posted by georgehimself

I unloosened my booty hole like a casting couch amateur

 

[righteouskungfu]

I didn't participate but 2 dudes pissed in this fat boy's helmet before practice... on his mouth piece and everything. He went through the whole practice with it on and the mouthpiece in. Only once did he say "mouthpiece taste funny...". He was half deaf too so sometimes everyone would lip like their talking just to +%+% with his head.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Put a condom on some random person's locker lock.

 

[youngdoc]

Cheated...multiple times with multiple women

Ex found about 1 of the chicks (a "friend" snitched) and justifiably got pissed off and kicked me out (we were living together at the time)

She let me come back after a week or so and things were starting to smooth over. Then a few weeks later she finds about another chick and flips out and it's done. Not a single damn was given

.

Never should have been in the relationship with her and I actually feel bad about it sometimes but all of the chicks were

so it was worth it IMO

 

[coldcity]

spinoff of this spinoff

 

[rolaholic]

Originally Posted by RighteousKungFu

I didn't participate but 2 dudes pissed in this fat boy's helmet before practice... on his mouth piece and everything. He went through the whole practice with it on and the mouthpiece in. Only once did he say "mouthpiece taste funny...". He was half deaf too so sometimes everyone would lip like their talking just to +%+% with his head.

%!%@* made punk @+% dudes 

 

[jordanscrub]

Years back...Had one of my boys call my sister from a false number with a voice changer saying he was a robber calling from the phone in our basement

My whole household was freaking out...Mom ended up going down to the basement with a bat a few hours later 

 

[dmoney82]

Met a girl on a chat line and I drove 20 miles to meet her. She had to take two buses and bring her kid along, so when I get there, I see a chic just getting off the bus and I figure it's her because I see the kid. ZOMG! She is ugly as SIN! She knew what kind of car I was in so she walks up and goes "Heyy, It's me!"  I look and just hit the gas. Didn't look back.

I get like 20 voicemails and emails about how effed up it was and she didn't even have any money to return home, she had borrowed $1.75 from a stranger.
I was like.. ahh well. You shouldn't have lied about how you looked

 

[ruxxx]

Originally Posted by 940sicc3

Originally Posted by MonStar1

Long story short I smashed my close friends mother after a x-mas family gathering I was invited too.

....then went and had beers with him and his dad the next night.

 

[xbiker47]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

Met a girl on a chat line and I drove 20 miles to meet her. She had to take two buses and bring her kid along, so when I get there, I see a chic just getting off the bus and I figure it's her because I see the kid. ZOMG! She is ugly as SIN! She knew what kind of car I was in so she walks up and goes "Heyy, It's me!"  I look and just hit the gas. Didn't look back.

I get like 20 voicemails and emails about how effed up it was and she didn't even have any money to return home, she had borrowed $1.75 from a stranger.
I was like.. ahh well. You shouldn't have lied about how you looked

  

 

[rusty shackelford]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

Met a girl on a chat line and I drove 20 miles to meet her. She had to take two buses and bring her kid along, so when I get there, I see a chic just getting off the bus and I figure it's her because I see the kid. ZOMG! She is ugly as SIN! She knew what kind of car I was in so she walks up and goes "Heyy, It's me!"  I look and just hit the gas. Didn't look back.

I get like 20 voicemails and emails about how effed up it was and she didn't even have any money to return home, she had borrowed $1.75 from a stranger.
I was like.. ahh well. You shouldn't have lied about how you looked

so maybe your girl with the necklace at dude's house was karma?

 

[Pathos]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

Met a girl on a chat line and I drove 20 miles to meet her. She had to take two buses and bring her kid along, so when I get there, I see a chic just getting off the bus and I figure it's her because I see the kid. ZOMG! She is ugly as SIN! She knew what kind of car I was in so she walks up and goes "Heyy, It's me!"  I look and just hit the gas. Didn't look back.

I get like 20 voicemails and emails about how effed up it was and she didn't even have any money to return home, she had borrowed $1.75 from a stranger.
I was like.. ahh well. You shouldn't have lied about how you looked

you a *#$*#!% for that 

 

[thejrob]

Originally Posted by trak1sh

Damn bro...

for real though...ur a horrible friend