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I offer myself as tribute to the almighty HenzDios
Happy Birthday Jesu...Henzo
Happy Birthday Jesu...Henzo
Happy Birthday to Henzo! vol. 10 years of NT Henz0mania also
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happy birthday breh
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mmg
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I once played a game of 5v5 basketball with Henz0 on the opposing team (he was the star player of course). Remarkably, my team was winning by 4 with 3 seconds left in the game. We got this right? Wrong. Henz0 grabs the inbound, races with MINDBOTTLING speed down the court. I put the D on em like he was Esther Baxter dripping with KY Jelly (pause), hardest D I've ever placed upon someone. Less then a second left at this point and now I'm feeling like there's nothing they nor Henz0 can do to win this. Then I looked into his eyes and an unexplainable feeling came over me; best described as a feeling of awe, fear, and disgust all in one. He pulls up ever so gracefully, and shot. The ball literally went through the hoop without touching ANYTHING. No rim, no net, no air. NOTHING. The ref awarded him 5 points for the shot and we lost. As he walked off the court with a swagger that I can't even begin to describe, I noticed a single drop of his sweat hit the floor. I ran as quickly as I could to recover it before it evaporated into oblivion, but alas, by the time I reached it there was already a massive throng of people around it. To this day, I NEVER touch a ball of any sort without first raising my head to the sky and thanking Henz0 for allowing me to do so.
%%%@ man the video is down
http://niketalk.yuku.com/...ate?page=13#.T-8yiPU9V8E
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Happy bday malloy n henz
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happy bday bruh bruh
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Happy birthday
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Originally Posted by henz0
hbd
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Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773
Originally Posted by Shorty Doo Wop
One time henzo quoted me and said he agrees
HBD
HBD sir.
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Happy birfday
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My favorite Henzgod moment was when he added me on twitter. First celeb to ever follow me
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Happy birthday Henz0, have a good one fam
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HBD
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HBD to the henzo
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HBD to the god
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HBD fam
my fav moment is when he quoted me on here, I mean, how do I even react to that??
my fav moment is when he quoted me on here, I mean, how do I even react to that??
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HBD to the king of stone
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i only remember the hatertalk tread from 04-05.....
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henz0, peace and blessing be upon his name, once quoted me and laughed at my post.
He put:
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I got laid 12 times that week. Praise be to henz0. May his first child be a masculine child, that I may offer all my daughters to him.
He put:
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I got laid 12 times that week. Praise be to henz0. May his first child be a masculine child, that I may offer all my daughters to him.
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my ultimate goal in life is to one day be quoted on NT by the almighty Henz God.
HBD
HBD
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Hbd my dude.
You know where I live. Come down here I'll !%#! you up
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Go get sauced
You know where I live. Come down here I'll !%#! you up
Go get sauced