Happy Birthday to Henzo! vol. 10 years of NT Henz0mania also

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Originally Posted by MMG

I once played a game of 5v5 basketball with Henz0 on the opposing team (he was the star player of course). Remarkably, my team was winning by 4 with 3 seconds left in the game. We got this right? Wrong. Henz0 grabs the inbound, races with MINDBOTTLING speed down the court. I put the D on em like he was Esther Baxter dripping with KY Jelly (pause), hardest D I've ever placed upon someone. Less then a second left at this point and now I'm feeling like there's nothing they nor Henz0 can do to win this. Then I looked into his eyes and an unexplainable feeling came over me; best described as a feeling of awe, fear, and disgust all in one. He pulls up ever so gracefully, and shot. The ball literally went through the hoop without touching ANYTHING. No rim, no net, no air. NOTHING. The ref awarded him 5 points for the shot and we lost. As he walked off the court with a swagger that I can't even begin to describe, I noticed a single drop of his sweat hit the floor. I ran as quickly as I could to recover it before it evaporated into oblivion, but alas, by the time I reached it there was already a massive throng of people around it. To this day, I NEVER touch a ball of any sort without first raising my head to the sky and thanking Henz0 for allowing me to do so.
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%%%@ man the video is down

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Nah I got you. 
HBD Henz, I got you a gift.

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Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi

henz0, peace and blessing be upon his name, once quoted me and laughed at my post.
He put:
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I got laid 12 times that week. Praise be to henz0. May his first child be a masculine child, that I may offer all my daughters to him.
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HBD
 
Happy Birthday Bro. May your nights be filled with liquor and ladies
 
Ah, the mighty Henz.  He actually added me on FB, so now I can admire his fly antics while taking very copious and studious notes. 

Gracias King Henry, happy birthday.
 
I cant wait for him to send me his sperms so I can do an artificial insemination.
My kids will have GOD like genetics
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And then I'll celebrate like this..

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Woke up this morning bumpin' Usual Suspect and when I sat down to eat my breakfast I saw this



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THANK YOU BASED HENZ
 
Originally Posted by trunks206

Originally Posted by MMG

I
once played a game of 5v5 basketball with Henz0 on the opposing team
(he was the star player of course). Remarkably, my team was winning by 4
with 3 seconds left in the game. We got this right? Wrong. Henz0 grabs
the inbound, races with MINDBOTTLING speed down the court. I put the D
on em like he was Esther Baxter dripping with KY Jelly (pause), hardest D
I've ever placed upon someone. Less then a second left at this point
and now I'm feeling like there's nothing they nor Henz0 can do to win
this. Then I looked into his eyes and an unexplainable feeling came over
me; best described as a feeling of awe, fear, and disgust all in one.
He pulls up ever so gracefully, and shot. The ball literally went
through the hoop without touching ANYTHING. No rim, no net, no air.
NOTHING. The ref awarded him 5 points for the shot and we lost. As he
walked off the court with a swagger that I can't even begin to describe,
I noticed a single drop of his sweat hit the floor. I ran as quickly as
I could to recover it before it evaporated into oblivion, but alas, by
the time I reached it there was already a massive throng of people
around it. To this day, I NEVER touch a ball of any sort without first
raising my head to the sky and thanking Henz0 for allowing me to do so.
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%%%@ man the video is down

http://niketalk.yuku.com/...ate?page=13#.T-8yiPU9V8E
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Nah I got you.�
HBD Henz, I got you a gift.

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happy birthday sir
 
Henzgod never quoted me :'( real tears fam. But I understand, compared to the almighty Henz0 I am nothing but the dirt he cleans off his foamposites, so its ok, I ain't mad at cha, word to Pac.

Happy birthday dad.

If you ever come out to cali hit me up, ill offer you every female in my family in return for a quote.
 
What does the almighty HenzGod wish I sacrifice for him on this, the most holy of days?
 
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