when you merging onto the highway,a senior citizen is in infront of you, he deicides to get on early instead of riding the entrance ramp all the way to the end! (beating most of the traffic). Then granpad decides to splits both lanes preventing me from getting around him.
when you on the highway and all systems are go or you down a familiar local street and all the lights turn green and guess who shows up popo riding slower than the speed limit
when that light at the intersection last 15 seconds and you have to be agreesive as hell to make that turn if not you are never gonna make that turn. some people will just sit there and there will be 10 to 15 cars deep waiting for that one person to turn.
when you driving down a unfamiliar highway and you doing 80 in a 50 and you see a car that is tailing you. you speed up he speed up, you slow down he slow down. you switch lanes he switch lanes.
when you working hard and you see ur coworker chilling not busting a sweat, then on break you over hear him complaining about how he had rough day. (i make sure he see me looking at him after that remark)
lololol when you dont brush ur teeth because u gonna go out for a 5 minute errand and for some reason that day everybody wanna talk to you but any other day they just stare.
this is for those military cats been there done that..... when you work for someone that is controlling as hell. for example the boss or staff sgt tell you ok go take ur break at 1100 come back at 1200 but be at 1145 then i want you to work on this report. then show it to me. after that i want you to cordinate or pyhiscal training. when you do that make sure everyone comes if not knock on there rooms and the get the word out.
dudes that wanna talk when you in the john
when you with a familiy member and you stop at a store and they want to touch and look at everything in the store like they never saw juice or apples before
when you waiting on line infront of a sneaker or famous pizza restaraunt and you have shumuckatellie ask you what are you waiting for
when you order food and ur server got a boil or bump on there lip
when you are hungry as hell and decide to order a burrito at a spot in the mall. the chick thats making the buritto quickly cleans her working station with a rag and begins to make the burrito without chaining the dam glovessssssss.
when the elevator door opens and theres a moron blocking the entrance to come in. so you have to walk up to him so he can get the point to move out of the way!
what annoys me is when you causally look at an ugly chick that looks like precious and she gives you that nasty look like you violated her or threw her pass. i just laugh
