Hellen Keller Jokes? %**?

[raptors29]

So I Googled Helen Keller for whatever reason, and one of the search suggestions was "Hellen Keller Jokes" so I clicked on one of the links. Here's a few:
I'm so weak now and I feel bad for laughing at these 

Why is all of Helen Keller's face burnt? - She was bobbing for french fries

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? - She answered the iron

How did Helen Keller burn the other side of her face? - They called back

Why was Helen Keller's leg wet? - Her dog was blind too

How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? - Reading the waffle iron

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? - She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue

How come Helen Keller didn't scream when she fell off the cliff? - She was wearing mittens

 

[luong1209]

Did not laugh. Sorry

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[ogbobbyjohnson773]

I don't see anything funny about these.

 

[cocolicious]

I laughed

 

[kvsm23vs24]

 

[icyyyesr two3]

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
--Neither did she.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
--You would run away too if your name was kasdhfioasdhfioadsnfioadsnfioasdbhfoasdbfuiosf.

 

[luong1209]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

I don't see anything funny about these.

I see what you did there, but Helen Keller does not.

 

[raptors29]

*$@ had me rollin earlier though

I feel bad for laughing though

 

[darthska]

Aw man, if OGbobby's not finding them funny, then I must be a bad person for laughing at Helen Keller jokes.

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*shrug*

- What did Hellen Keller's parents do to punish her?
- rearrange the furniture

- What was her dog's name?
- mhusdnxbuiobfb

Like I said...

...

*shrug*

If lobotomybeats is repulsed, then I'm the anti-Christ.

 

[scott frost]

Jokes are inaccurate

 

[brandon3000]

can't laugh at those...

 

[rpjgator]

lol

 

[gboy1230]

damn i

 

[starzinoureyes]

Originally Posted by Luong1209

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

I don't see anything funny about these.

I see what you did there, but Helen Keller does not.

  

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by Luong1209

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

I don't see anything funny about these.

I see what you did there, but Helen Keller does not.

 

[flipnkraut]

 

[rpjgator]

Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

 If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?

 

[theprocessofbelief]

Jesus Christ and/or Dead Baby jokes > Helen Keller jokes

 

[needsomejays]

why couldnt hellen keller get a job?...................cause she's a woman

 

[discombobulated jack]

Originally Posted by Luong1209

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

I don't see anything funny about these.

I see what you did there, but Helen Keller does not.

 

[joe cool23]

I can always depend on OGBobby for a double entendre.

 

[thegameowesme]

ididntreallylaughtheywerentthatclever

 

[Sam Darnold Heisman #8]

why is hellen keller such a bad driver?

Spoiler

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Spoiler

cause shes a woman

 

[drunken cow]

I laughed.

 

[bkmac]

Originally Posted by IcyyyESR Two3

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
--Neither did she.

The only one that made me laugh

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