Help Me Title My History Paper (Anything Goes)

[wearinthefourfive]

So I've got a solid 95% in this American History class as we come close to the final, and we have this paper due the last day of class that I'm doing on Thomas Paine's "Common Sense".

I want to provide some lulz for myself by putting a hilarious title (that still somewhat relates to the topic, so the professor doesn't just fail me on the spot).

Anyone got some good ideas?

 

[speakup23]

Thomas Paine: The Paine in my ***. No sodomy

 

[flasheightzero]

ain't been rhymin like common since

 

[Trey Bantz]

Diversity, an Old Wooden Ship.

 

[minotauro nogueira]

"Free us from the Brits, but keep the slaves"

 

[corcio713]

Common Sense: Problem, Britain?

 

[horchata kid]

Clubber what's your prediction for the fight?

Prediction?....Paine


might be too long for a title