Help, need advice.

[tay1]

I don't teepee the seat.

You rawbutt the toilet seat?

 

[Mr Dink]

It's been 45min. Op either clogged the toilet or lost his job.

Is OP dead?

I actually did sit there for about half an hour. I ended up calling somebody and told them to just drop a roll off outside the door and walk away.

 

[eracism]

I actually did sit there for about half an hour. I ended up calling somebody and told them to just drop a roll off outside the door and walk away.

No wet wipes? That is nasty! You know poop dries up in half an hour, right. You're basically trying to wipe dirt off concrete at that point. So gross. This guy sat down at work and when the butt sweat hits in an hour the funk is bout to pop off in the office.

 

[kicks2024]

No wet wipes? That is nasty! You know poop dries up in half an hour, right. You're basically trying to wipe dirt off concrete at that point. So gross. This guy sat down at work and when the butt sweat hits in an hour the funk is bout to pop off in the office.

Stop it

 

[Mr Dink]

No wet wipes? That is nasty! You know poop dries up in half an hour, right. You're basically trying to wipe dirt off concrete at that point. So gross. This guy sat down at work and when the butt sweat hits in an hour the funk is bout to pop off in the office.

I've never heard of any job that offers wet wipes in the bathroom

 

[isco]

that sucks

 

[pirateslaw]

Hover poop only if you get caught out in the wild and have to drop an emergency deuce. No body contact allowed. That includes flushing. Use your foot.

 

[SC kid]

 

[Fozz]

I've never heard of any job that offers wet wipes in the bathroom

True. They don't offer it. But you must be prepared and have a stock ready to go.

 

[Mr Dink]

What the hell is that?

 

[nawghtyhare]

It's a one person bathroom and I'm not tryna risk clogging the toilet with paper towels.

Boy if u don’t get some paper towels
Wet them
So ur but don’t get scrapped
Wipe ur butt
Then throw it in the trash
Just push closer to stall so u ain’t walking around with ur pants around ur ankles

 

[Grine]

I’m strictly here for the laugh

 

[Mr Dink]

Boy if u don’t get some paper towels
Wet them
So ur but don’t get scrapped
Wipe ur butt
Then throw it in the trash
Just push closer to stall so u ain’t walking around with ur pants around ur ankles

Stinking up the bathroom by throwing doodoo paper towels in the garbage.

 

[eracism]

Stinking up the bathroom by throwing doodoo paper towels in the garbage.

That dude nasty. Didn't even mention taking out the trash after creating all that mess. Animalistic.

 

[Nouss]

Man, i had a homie whose entire family would throw used TP in the trash instead of flushing it because they didnt wanna clog their toilet.

Every bathroom is their crib was smelling foul as hell.

 

[fx2]

 

[nawghtyhare]

That dude nasty. Didn't even mention taking out the trash after creating all that mess. Animalistic.

Well he was complaining bout clogging up the toilet
And nah u don’t empty the trash
U call the janitor
And say the trash can has an odor
And that u think someone threw
“Soiled tissue” in the trash

 

[lovehateself]

@bendover
OP needs your wisdom

 

[Mr Dink]

Well he was complaining bout clogging up the toilet
And nah u don’t empty the trash
U call the janitor
And say the trash can has an odor
And that u think someone threw
“Soiled tissue” in the trash

Making a janitor have to clean up your doodoo toilet paper.

 

[nawghtyhare]

Making a janitor have to clean up your doodoo toilet paper.

Wouldn’t he have to clean it up
If the the toilet over flowed as well
Plus that’s job security for him

 

[Mr Dink]

Wouldn’t he have to clean it up
If the the toilet over flowed as well
Plus that’s job security for him

I'm sure a janitor doesn't like their job in the first place. Unintentionally clogging a toilet is one thing. Intentionally making them dislike their job by making them clean your doodoo is another.

 

[nawghtyhare]

I'm sure a janitor doesn't like their job in the first place. Unintentionally clogging a toilet is one thing. Intentionally making them dislike their job by making them clean your doodoo is another.

Well hey
I tried to help