highDEAS

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yo NT, have you guys been to this website? highdeas.com

In case you dont know, it's just a bunch of people posting funny ideas when they are high lol

post your favorite ones, and here are some:

[h2]Time Does Not Exist!![/h2]
Alright, bear with me on this, cuz it might be a little long

Time does not exist! Only clocks exist!
How can you create an implement to measure what doesn't exist though?
Time itself is a measurement of change. Change is continuous, be itnight to day or spring to fall. If time measures change, then a clockmerely measures a measure of change. Time is a creation by man toaccount for the change in the world around us

Mind=Blown
[h2]Midget Village[/h2]
Buya forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the onlynon-midget around and raise them to think you're their god.
 
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Originally Posted by Peter Parker

yo NT, have you guys been to this website? highdeas.com

In case you dont know, it's just a bunch of people posting funny ideas when they are high lol

post your favorite ones, and here are some:
[h2]Midget Village[/h2]
Buya forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the onlynon-midget around and raise them to think you're their god.


That does sound legit though.
 
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The site is


I remember one where it went something, like:

My lungs be saying no, but, my brain is like, 'Nah man, I'ma let it slide'

 
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Last week my boy suggested that a write a softcore porno and include a role for him in it. While we were brainstorming my other friend brought up eating ____ and how it's a lost art since nobody does it anymore. And then I came up with this idea to make a faux PBS special on the Lost Art of Eating _______ where we go back and look at the history of muff diving and discuss the five most famous divers in history in a way similar to how you would critique Salvador Dali and Monet's brushstrokes.
 
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Unexpected visitors

I hate it when I'm high and I make a milkshake and boys will just show up in my yard.



 
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Another time I was high and came to the conclusion that God was only invented to explain the existence of gravity, because when you think of it, everything in the world is broken down into gravity, but gravity is never broken down to anything. So God was invented to explain how gravity came about.
 
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Originally Posted by nick0lis

Unexpected visitors

I hate it when I'm high and I make a milkshake and boys will just show up in my yard.



Not sure why, but this almost made me fall out of my chair
Who gets up while they are high and decides to make a MILKSHAKE?! LMAO
 
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Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Last week my boy suggested that a write a softcore porno and include a role for him in it. While we were brainstorming my other friend brought up eating ____ and how it's a lost art since nobody does it anymore. And then I came up with this idea to make a faux PBS special on the Lost Art of Eating _______ where we go back and look at the history of muff diving and discuss the five most famous divers in history in a way similar to how you would critique Salvador Dali and Monet's brushstrokes.
 
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Has your phone ever received a text message hours or even a day after the person sent it to you? Where do these text messages go, like is there a place where they all go to hang out and chill, or is there just a really long line of text messages and they somehow got confused and took a wrong turn?
 
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