Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[fluid hips]

Her voice wild annoying

 

[smedroc]

$10 dollars so your SN stands out some on her screen......

 

[fluid hips]

Yea I don't understand how dudes look at these women like unicorns.

 

[oidreez]

Asking the real questions

It's like that old tv show Next where you basically speed date and say "pineapples" to pass on the person

 

[WASPS ANDD ASPS]

Id rather get Pineappled than Handsum B Wunderful'd.

 

[daruma]

i thought pineapple meant swinging...

 

[wayniac211]

Thought pineapple meant squirting ..

 

[WASPS ANDD ASPS]

Well......Handsum B Wunderful was neither Handsum or Wunderful.

Words mean nothing anymore.

 

[executive76]

Russell Wilson was liar and super cornball. Funny how the follow ups didn't go viral

 

[fluid hips]

Facts. That whole sleeping on the couch thing been cringe to me

 

[willypete]

Had to throw out a shirt because of a squirter
And dry clean a cushion
And almost lost a turtleneck
Had one squirt all over some GMP 6s too

Squirt pads boys. I've learned.

Thought about this thread and post

 

[steebie j]

Facts. That whole sleeping on the couch thing been cringe to me

I told my lady don’t eem try it.

If YOU wanna sleep somewhere else, that’s on you

 

[Based Jesus]

I can't go to sleep knowing there's a problem anyways. I'll stay up all night to talk about it if it's so serious we can't even be unconscious in the same room.

 

[moonman818]

That's what the guest bedroom is for

 

[smedroc]

Facts. That whole sleeping on the couch thing been cringe to me

I'd have to get thrown out of my own place cause I ain't sharing a bed(room) to sleep anyway

 

[executive76]

TAR - THREAD ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS VOL. CALLING TAY GRADUATES

 

[fluid hips]

Lowkey Frank Ocean music in the background does wonders when you got a shorty over

 

[wayniac211]

Silence is better than BS. tell her let’s sleep it off, kiss em everything gon b alright

 

[iheartboost]

I don't know why this is happening, or what is causing this. Must be a glitch in the matrix, but the last 2 - 3 months I've gotten a lot of likes by BWs (mostly black and white) but we talking about almost never to avg 7 - 10 a week. Yo! What's really going on here? I haven't changed my profile in almost 6 months. I updated one pic, and that was a hot minute ago, but they liking me. The baddies output has fallen a bit, which is fine, but the BWs have skyrocketed.

I was talking to my boy about it, and he's like you know ****** out here smoking them cheeks and giving them all the confidence in the world. I'm like really? I guess different strokes for different folks? Any of y'all clapping them BW's like that? Y'all killing me. I put my Bumble on snooze, lol. As I'm typing this, one popped up on Hinge and said, "ill go to iKEA with you" and I'm like, nope no you not!

 

[tay1]

Bruh what’s BW’s?

 

[fluid hips]

Bruh what’s BW’s?

Think he means big women. Shoulda just said BBW

 

[fluid hips]

I put my Bumble on snooze, lol. As I'm typing this, one popped up on Hinge and said, "ill go to iKEA with you" and I'm like, nope no you not!

Actually did an ikea "date" before but I had already smashed. I was sitting on one of the sofas, shorty just hopped on me and we started making out in the store heavy. Afterwards had their food for the first time. It was decent. Miss that bish

 

[oidreez]

Think he means big women. Shoulda just said BBW

I'm guessing this lol

 

[TrafficLightBully]

Hate hinge lock the options to not see people with kids on your search, by making you have to pay for a membership. So tired of matching with these mothers

 

[willypete]

Hate hinge lock the options to not see people with kids on your search, by making you have to pay for a membership. So tired of matching with these mothers

Funny you mention this because I was gonna ask how everybody felt about this.

Me personally, I don’t want to see your kids cause most of the time I don’t even wanna date a mother right now.