Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[executive76]

I need some cougars in my life. 40-55ish

 

[iheartboost]

U making it seem like there ain’t no REAL single women out there without kids. Single mothers are just as capable of cheating and bleeding a man’s wallet dry.

There is, they all in the club and in Justin Laboy IG comments.

 

[fluid hips]

Told y'all they in the produce section of the grocery store. Don't sleep.

 

[Comparison Ford]

I've had some of the best sex and some of the worst sex of my life with older women.

I'll never forget the 40+ year old woman who tried to convince me that I broke her hymen because she bled when I smashed.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Tickle her feet while you eat her p

 

[willypete]

My hos too ticklish for that

 

[Based Jesus]

Mine would probably attempt murder. She's so sensitive EVERYWHERE. I'm always getting elbowed and kicked

 

[fluid hips]

Arm around her neck when you hitting it from the back

 

[executive76]

 

[Comparison Ford]

 

[willypete]

SCS

 

[fluid hips]

Whole lotta

Y'all want a DM with my D next to a ruler just say it. Done told y'all these females tryna get to another dimension

 

[adobecs4]

 

[datznasty]

Whole lotta

Y'all want a DM with my D next to a ruler just say it. Done told y'all these females tryna get to another dimension

Use a direct tv remote or febreeze can. Lets the ladies know my house gon smell good too and i have (had) cable

 

[TSCQ]

Whole lotta

Y'all want a DM with my D next to a ruler just say it. Done told y'all these females tryna get to another dimension

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

It's a hard knock life being bearded and beige on these dating apps soon as you sign up every fat white chick that only dates black dudes instantly hits your inbox with a "hey there"

 

[willypete]

Whales need love too

 

[WesleyPipes]

 

[executive76]

Outside of Hinge or Okcupid/POF or something similar....they can't message you unless you match

 

[calikev34]

I'm 31

For whatever reason, I had never approached a random woman before

By "random" I mean like "on the street"

I had always met them through shared social activities like class or a hobby or something like that

This week I've approached two randos on the street (currently batting 500%). I know I'm late to the party but it's better than hinge

But for anybody else born in the 90s it may be good to hear that sometimes what we learn to do online can translate to the real world

One of the most motivating things ( to get over the hump of being scared to approach in public was) watching a corny video on YouTube of some dude "approaching women in the street"

I hear a lot of hate about what you do online translating to real life but not the same amount about how the internet can improve your real life

But dude this was so cool - I had SEEN this chick on hinge but didn't accept her match yet (didn't reject either just left her there for a bit)

And then I was walking around in the mission and I saw her IRL and it was so much easier to approach

And tomorrow we're going to see a band I love - concert dates btw can be very cool I've realized this as well

I feel like I discovered the future - learn that they exist online but meet them serendipitously in person

That's probably a ****ty startup idea but still - it feels more interesting to me because of the novelty of it

I had actually been trying to arrange this with a diff gal on hinge (we talk about this farmers market nearby and we mentioned how we could accidentally meet there)

Also another cool thing about this is that sometimes the people who seem the coolest online aren't that cool in person

But the opposite is true too - I learned that today - not everyone's photogenic or takes pictures often

You might see her profile and think she's bad and then you meet her and she's annoying

And, on the other hand, you may think she's on the fence between "smash or pass" based on her profile but then irl she's actually cool

I think this is a roundabout way of saying "personality matters" and it doesn't always map from online to life

Don't hold it against me - I'm an extrovert and meeting new people is fun

And, trying new stuff is good for you

Live long and prosper, NT

 

[smedroc]

Outside of Hinge or Okcupid/POF or something similar....they can't message you unless you match

Receiving a right swipe is insult enough

 

[WASHED KING]

I always miss the messages that matter SMH.

Was 4 hours too late.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

I always miss the messages that matter SMH.

Was 4 hours too late.

 

[datznasty]

I always miss the messages that matter SMH.

Was 4 hours too late.

Sheesh

Was probably a set up anyways, or just tell yourself that

 

[WASHED KING]

Sheesh

Was probably a set up anyways, or just tell yourself that

I mean it wasn’t our first conversation. One of those when she stops replying.

Couldn’t rob me in my apartment if she wanted to. 3 different security checks until you can even get to my door.

Oh well