Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[アミーゴ]

God bless the women who put that they're looking for "something casual" in their bumble profile

So true

Always had the most fun with them

 

[storm2006]

Whenever I see “something casual”

 

[アミーゴ]

storm2006 good for 1-2 smash and then a BLOCK on all comms

 

[storm2006]

storm2006 good for 1-2 smash and then a BLOCK on all comms

Spoiler

Who’s the one really doing the block though

 

[checks mcgee]

Whenever I see “something casual”

I swear this is the best gif

 

[willypete]

When she just got a fresh wax

 

[storm2006]

I have definitely pulled down some drawls before, saw the grass was looking like the lawn of a recently foreclosed home and was like

I lowkey felt disrespected like damn…were you not expecting anything to pop off or is this just where we’re at now But by the time you’ve even internalized the situation you’ve reached the point of no return for all parties involved

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Im not opposed to a salmon french onion soup meal. I just have to be expecting it. You gotta reveal that in the snapchat before hand. I cant show up expecting smoothness, a hint of ocean water and a strong blast of Love Spell, and you present that dish.

 

[storm2006]

Im not opposed to a salmon french onion soup meal. I just have to be expecting it. You gotta reveal that in the snapchat before hand. I cant show up expecting smoothness, a hint of ocean water and a strong blast of Love Spell, and you present that dish.

Breh….

Happy Holidays you filthy animals!

 

[friscostylez]

Don't remember the last time I saw a furburger b

 

[TURBO UNO]

All this fur talk has me reminiscing on scrambled porn when The Box went off air at 6pm sharp.

 

[Based Jesus]

There's this asian chick I know that keeps it wild but she's also spectacular in bed so I don't care. I'm going on that jungle safari every single time

 

[calikev34]

^yeah that's a nice take on the topic, BasedJesus

If she's really hot, I'm not trippin about some hair

If she's not, or wack in bed, then it can start to get gross

 

[storm2006]

 

[アミーゴ]

storm2006

 

[Comparison Ford]

 

[smedroc]

I have definitely pulled down some drawls before, saw the grass was looking like the lawn of a recently foreclosed home and was like

I lowkey felt disrespected like damn…were you not expecting anything to pop off or is this just where we’re at now But by the time you’ve even internalized the situation you’ve reached the point of no return for all parties involved

One time this chick pulled up on me with a half shaven and dirty socks....EYE was not happy.

 

[willypete]

One time this chick pulled up on me with a half shaven and dirty socks....EYE was not happy.

So it’s safe to assume you smashed still?

 

[smedroc]

So it’s safe to assume you smashed still?

I used a rubber in silent protest.

 

[willypete]

I know I’m going to hell but

Spoiler

Wood

she’s 3’9………I’m 6’3

 

[アミーゴ]

I know I’m going to hell but

Spoiler

Wood

she’s 3’9………I’m 6’3

What you waiting for then fam? Let’s get da yambs

 

[willypete]

What you waiting for then fam? Let’s get da yambs

Already on it! Can’t disappoint the Don

 

[アミーゴ]

Already on it! Can’t disappoint the Don

My first ever Tinder link up was with a woman 4’7” - I’m proud of you

 

[storm2006]

Not sure if you fat fingered that when you typed that on your phone/keyboard but did you mean 3’9” as in 3 feet and 9 inches? Like 45 inches total? Just want to clarify that I was reading that post correctly

 

[willypete]

Not sure if you fat fingered that when you typed that on your phone/keyboard but did you mean 3’9” as in 3 feet and 9 inches? Like 45 inches total? Just want to clarify that I was reading that post correctly

Yes I typed that correctly.