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This.

Was talking about this recently, Not even just number, but if she's in or near a major city and she's fine there's probably some accomplished, varied dudes on her roster. The same woman will date Doctors, lawyers, executives, NBA players and drug kingpins and here comes your regular job ***.
 
I bet he packed mad turtlenecks and Chelsea's for the festivities. ***** practicing his best Taye Diggs and Morris Chestnut (⏸️) impressions in front of the mirror. I know my ***** jaw gon be hurting with all the exaggerated smiles and ****

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All the sisters came through today. I could put you on but man…you don’t want these problems :lol:


There is not any horseback riding this week. Did I post my horseback riding story in here or on NT?




Yall are wild :lol:

You better have your best Chelsea’s with you right now!
 
There is not any horseback riding this week. Did I post my horseback riding story in here or on NT?
Didn't have to share, always a good chance a Lifetime movie will have some horses. I'm iffy on if I wanna hear the horse story at this point. Gone tell us you split ownership of a horse with a trust fund baby whose pops bought her an art studio so it can look like she has a career.
 
Another wild night. I didn’t know what type of time her pops was going to be on but he started **** talking from the jump so I hopped right back in and I got him. We had inclement weather and I didn’t play my best game but got him off his (again) and got a hole in one on the final hole to seal it. My girl got her point as well. I was wearing the red Nike polo and Nike visor too :lol: :smokin

The way this has turned from me just meeting her family to me competing against her pops feels crazy. Due to the circumstances, I actually can’t tell if this dude loves me, hates me or generally respects me. He’s called me son a bunch of times, given me shoulder daps and even a hug or two so I think I’m Gucci but idk :lol:

The whole time my girl is looking at me mad as hell because she knows she’s my partner in these competitions and knows I hate losing so she’s technically complicit. We have a demonstrative lead and I keep thinking about the Turkey Trot but I cant look forward.

Her mom sent out the bracket for the beer/water pong tournament tomorrow a bit ago. If things go as planned then we are going to see her dad and mom in the finals again before the hitting the bars (entirely other situation :lol: )

This is crazy but her brother lives local. I sent the Lowkey Disgusting Bros Chat a message and told him I’m coming over in the morning and he said okay. I’m going to set some water cups up and spend like another 30-60 minutes getting shots in. Too many points that could be left on the table with an early exit.
 
This ***** living like a black Tom Wambsgans


I bet he packed mad turtlenecks and Chelsea's for the festivities. ***** practicing his best Taye Diggs and Morris Chestnut (⏸️) impressions in front of the mirror. I know my ***** jaw gon be hurting with all the exaggerated smiles and ****

Yo. The crazy part about these posts is that y’all ****** are savants. I don’t know if it was Based Jesus Based Jesus or DripNick DripNick (might have even been me) but the Tom watch gift video was posted. I actually got her pops a watch (not even a Patek, Rollie or anything crazy) but I got it inscribed and included a personally written note.

Man, when I met this dude and gave him his gift, he didn’t even open it and damn near waved me off with a thank you and just asked me if I had 45 minutes to meet with him for lunch before deposing me :lol:

We back out here, though. He gave me more thanks later word to Drake and he was rocking it on the course which was kind of cool.

I think I’m just going to have the sit down with him in the next few days to make this timeline official.
 
Another wild night. I didn’t know what type of time her pops was going to be on but he started **** talking from the jump so I hopped right back in and I got him. We had inclement weather and I didn’t play my best game but got him off his (again) and got a hole in one on the final hole to seal it. My girl got her point as well. I was wearing the red Nike polo and Nike visor too :lol: :smokin

The way this has turned from me just meeting her family to me competing against her pops feels crazy. Due to the circumstances, I actually can’t tell if this dude loves me, hates me or generally respects me. He’s called me son a bunch of times, given me shoulder daps and even a hug or two so I think I’m Gucci but idk :lol:

The whole time my girl is looking at me mad as hell because she knows she’s my partner in these competitions and knows I hate losing so she’s technically complicit. We have a demonstrative lead and I keep thinking about the Turkey Trot but I cant look forward.

Her mom sent out the bracket for the beer/water pong tournament tomorrow a bit ago. If things go as planned then we are going to see her dad and mom in the finals again before the hitting the bars (entirely other situation :lol: )

This is crazy but her brother lives local. I sent the Lowkey Disgusting Bros Chat a message and told him I’m coming over in the morning and he said okay. I’m going to set some water cups up and spend like another 30-60 minutes getting shots in. Too many points that could be left on the table with an early exit.

this sounds like disney’s version of meet the parents.

NT is happy for you, family!
 
this sounds like disney’s version of meet the parents.

NT is happy for you, family!

Man, we’re out here Brodie. I called my building at the airport to let them know WE were coming back today and they could just put my packages (Drizly and some Amazon) In my place. They were asking mad questions.

I didn’t think about it but between my business travel and being kicked out, it’s been over 2+ months since they have seen us together. My mom works in an adjacent industry so I know THEY talk (folks gotta know about the front desk attendant). We rolled up, the valet hugged me and when we walk in holding hands, the staff starts clapping and cheering :lol:

I beat the Black Tom Wanbsgans allegations. I had to Kendall Roy him for my survival. Mom and pops said they appreciated my presence throughout the week, gave me the green light and said they know I have been looking for a ring and would cover our wedding(s) and honeymoon expenses.

Christmas is exactly a month away. NYE 5 weeks. Executing on this Q4 timeline I have created now has me sick.

How have y’all married/engaged dudes done family meetups? Is Zoom acceptable or is that too broke boi? I don’t think it’s a dealbreaker and everyone would be fine. Some of my boys said it is an essential to meet and others said you are fine.
 
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