Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[fluid hips]

I asked her what does financially stable mean to you and she responded. I like her answer, and shorty is fine, but her whole profile look like an ad for vacation resort and restaurants. On top of that she doesn't put a job. Im tempted to ask her what does she do

Them tetas look nice

 

[アミーゴ]

willypete OH HAPPY HOUR!?

 

[iheartboost]

What is that dominos app?

 

[TURBO UNO]

There’s some nice ones on there.

That girl is cute. Lol @ her username though

 

[willypete]

willypete OH HAPPY HOUR!?

Drinks and appetizers should always be the first move. Learned that from the Don and the TAY crew

 

[tupac jordan]

My brother's text game is vicious, he was pulling cougars on Words With Friends and Facebook even had one from New Orleans fly him out to New Orleans and Vegas, all expenses paid too, girl from New Orleans gave him all her credit card information to buy a plane ticket, she’s lucky my brother isn’t a grimy dude. I don’t like older women though, only once in a while I’ll find one attractive.

 

[アミーゴ]

Drinks and appetizers should always be the first move. Learned that from the Don and the TAY crew

Making me proud

 

[WASHED KING]

I asked her what does financially stable mean to you and she responded. I like her answer, and shorty is fine, but her whole profile look like an ad for vacation resort and restaurants. On top of that she doesn't put a job. Im tempted to ask her what does she do

As a owner of the name Michael and a business teacher I can say without a doubt that is not the definition of financially stable.

 

[15 or less]

I don’t like older women though, only once in a while I’ll find one attractive.

Nah, it's A LOT of BAD cougars out there and they do not play games

 

[cs02132]

One of my life goals is to find a cougar with the cannons

 

[titang545]

One of my life goals is to find a cougar with the cannons

Suppose to go down to Atl for my birthday in March my boy keep telling me. They don't play no games down there. He said one chick his boy mess with 50, looking like she in her early 30's. Principal of a middle school not a wrinkle on her, another chick in her 40's down there. I'm like bruh I am on the way.

 

[wayniac211]

Nah, it's A LOT of BAD cougars out there and they do not play games

Some into weird stuff. Met up with a badd middle eastern milfy yr old mobbing a new model corvette with vanity plates. Her name was in all CAPS. I was impressed. Ol girl off the rip asked if I had a pretty D and if I’m into having her hubby watch me ram her. No thx

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Financially stable = having more money than the average person?

She 32 looking for a sugar daddy

 

[fluid hips]

For all my android peeps, you can spoof your GPS location on these apps. Comes in clutch for when you are traveling. Get a headstart and start matching before you touch down.

The app is called GPS emulator. Turn that on, set your desired location, then hop on the dating apps

 

[titang545]

For all my android peeps, you can spoof your GPS location on these apps. Comes in clutch for when you are traveling. Get a headstart and start matching before you touch down.

The app is called GPS emulator. Turn that on, set your desired location, then hop on the dating apps

Remind me of dark ages rubbing two sticks together to make fire. On Blackplanet or Migente we would search up locations we would be heading and start lining stuff up a week in advance. Hit up Migente for when we went out to Cali, hit up the Blackplanet when we went down to University of Kentucky.

 

[15 or less]

Some into weird stuff. Met up with a badd middle eastern milfy yr old mobbing a new model corvette with vanity plates. Her name was in all CAPS. I was impressed. Ol girl off the rip asked if I had a pretty D and if I’m into having her hubby watch me ram her. No thx

Why’d you decline? Sounds like a fun night

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Why’d you decline? Sounds like a fun night

 

[wayniac211]

Why’d you decline? Sounds like a fun night

If there’s more than 1 dude I ain’t participating

 

[bigslim773]

I don’t like older women though, only once in a while I’ll find one attractive.

YOU CRAZY AS HELL AND MISSING OUT BIG TIME!!!

OLDER WOMEN PLAY ZERO GAMES, TELL YOU WHAT THEY WANT OFF TOP, AND HAVE A “IT IS WHAT IT IS” MENTALITY. THEY MAINLY WANT A SMALL BIT OF YOUR TIME AND TO GET D.

THATS IT!

BECAUSE 9 x 10, THEY ARE ALREADY ESTABLISHED AND DON’T NEED ANYTHING FROM YOU OUTSIDE OF THE 2 THINGS I MENTIONED ABOVE.

 

[fluid hips]

Speaking of older women, what's good with middle aged women wearing white pants. Ish is like a uniform

 

[titang545]

YOU CRAZY AS HELL AND MISSING OUT BIG TIME!!!

OLDER WOMEN PLAY ZERO GAMES, TELL YOU WHAT THEY WANT OFF TOP, AND HAVE A “IT IS WHAT IT IS” MENTALITY. THEY MAINLY WANT A SMALL BIT OF YOUR TIME AND TO GET D.

THATS IT!

BECAUSE 9 x 10, THEY ARE ALREADY ESTABLISHED AND DON’T NEED ANYTHING FROM YOU OUTSIDE OF THE 2 THINGS I MENTIONED ABOVE.

Naw he ain't missin out, he just saving more for the rest of us.

Speaking of older women, what's good with middle aged women wearing white pants. Ish is like a uniform

Depending on how they filling them out. Seeing a woman in white pants is my homeboys kryptonite.

 

[storm2006]

What we getting into this weekend hombres? Anyone flying out to Cleveland, Ohio for the NBA All-Star Game?

Spoiler

Sike!

 

[turbospartan]

alright whats the deal with the apps? Certain apps more for just smashing / fwb, and others better for actually dating or long term relationships?

 

[calikev34]

I have never had a dating profile.

I spent the last 3 days doing 1 different activity per day, in different clothes, in different places. And I took 5 minutes at each activity to have someone take a picture of me. (I didn't have any pics of myself bc I don't have social media).

About 6 hours ago I bought premium Hinge and Premium Bumble. I put those new pics of me up on the profile. And I bought a "elevate your profile" 24 hour booster on Hinge.

I have been live on both apps for the last 6 hours. But I've been ON Hinge for 5 of those hours. It's way better and it's not even close. And given I bought the "profile elevator" thing but it's not even about that. It's how much fun you can have in the app. Hinge is a much more delightful experience. These people really know what they're doing. I can leave videos and voice messages on my profile. There's so much more you can do on Hinge it makes it way more fun to use.

I got 24 gals on Hinge who liked one of my photos or something on my profile. I was nervous to talk to any but I started talking to 3. 2 responded. One was boring. And the other one is a bad Brazilian chick who I'm meeting tomorrow.

I haven't looked at my bumble stats yet and I want to try a "booster" on bumble and see if that makes it better but really the app sucks on Bumble and Hinge is the clear winner

 

[calikev34]

alright whats the deal with the apps? Certain apps more for just smashing / fwb, and others better for actually dating or long term relationships?

TL;DR lesson:
Hinge seems better. And not just for long-term, but for hookups. The Hinge app does a better job digitizing the feel of IRL dating" experience. Which imo also makes it easier to turn digital conversations into irl meetings. And hinge has cool features like letting you state your intention of just looking for hookups upfront, or ignoring answering the question entirely. But it's still the internet, so nothing is perfect here. And any unmoderated social media apps (all tech companies) will be prone to bots, scammers et al to make the ambiguity more confusing.




^Okay, so whether or not Hinge is for "Long-terms only" is a grey area. Meaning you get to define the rules

My friend said "Hinge the company pitches it as a long term thing in their marketing. But on the app, you can do whatever you want." Which is true, I put on my profile whatever I want. First I had IIRC "Not looking for anything serious" , then changed it to "Not sure yet". And then I just hid it (so "what I'm looking for is not visible on my profile).

But yeah , also, these apps can delete your messages whenever - which I just learned , so I'm not 100% certain if it was Hinge or Bumble, but earlier I was on Hinge (i THINK) and thE BY FAR THE HOTTEST match of the day told me straight up she's down to hookup if I'm down to pay. She then said I could ping her on Snapchat (which I don't have) and she left her handle or whatever. But I didn't click on the snapchat link and now when I look back in my messages it's not there any more - I think she unmatched me?

I'm pretty sure she was a bot - which was my opening line by the way - and really funny if she is not a bot and really smart if she was one - but yeah she looked like Sarah Vandella - so I was tempted to learn more I said "How much do you charge? And can I make request like 'Wear that choker necklace you have on in that one pic'?" So then she probably unmatched me for saying that? WHICH, THEN IS CONFUSING because if she was a ***** then why would she unmatch with someone who's willing to pay her. Whcih then means, she was probs a bot. But I'd know more if I would have clicked on her damn snapchat (dayum)