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Dinner at Ikea
Just intrigued on what food items were consumed at Ikea.
I don’t think they had dinner there too.
:lol:
Or did they?

It’s ridiculous but it’s different, I’m not mad at ‘em
Naw, not at Ikea, :lol. We went to Ikea first, she bough dishes, I bought a desk. We had dinner at BJs.
 
Just came back from Ikea + dinner with a baddie I match off Hinge. Ill just cut to the chase, no sex, lol. The date was dope though, and a second one is planned. Your probably thinking Ikea? Ikea is the truth (go in the evening), done this before and it works. Ikea builds conversation, sparks home ideas and you get to know her with not much people around.
Can't lie mind blown with the Ikea idea for a date. Way to think outside the box though, trying to come up with low cost date ideas myself.

I would think conversations would come up that are way down the line being in Ikea. Just skip the kids section of the store?
 
I’m off online dating for good. I’m having women now literally approaching in the street muttering my profile headline .. Not good at dnd aka 🍆 n 🍆

Not to mention the gay women who copied my profile word for word
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Man....what is this :lol: Can you please expound on what you said because I am confused without any context or details of how you got yourself into that scenario
 
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Man....what is this :lol: Can you please expound on what you said because I am confused without any context or details of how you got yourself into that scenario
Yeah bro needs to go wash his face and retype that
 
Just came back from Ikea + dinner with a baddie I match off Hinge. Ill just cut to the chase, no sex, lol. The date was dope though, and a second one is planned. Your probably thinking Ikea? Ikea is the truth (go in the evening), done this before and it works. Ikea builds conversation, sparks home ideas and you get to know her with not much people around.
I haven't gone on an IKEA date but I have taken a chick I was messing with there to get a dresser. We ended up eating while we were there. Food was good. This was during lunch hours.
 
Had a first meet at Home Depo. Ol girl was picking out tile for her bathroom and hinted she needs “help” installing. She was bigger than our face time convo, kinda turned off but I was horny asf. And she smelled like lavender. Made my move when we got to the whip. Old girl was super soaked and told me, you **** me your sleeping over for the weekend.
Told her, ugh no. I got work.
She got real sassy and stated how many men would so take that offer. I told her I’m a think about and never hit her back up.
 
Had a first meet at Home Depo. Ol girl was picking out tile for her bathroom and hinted she needs “help” installing. She was bigger than our face time convo, kinda turned off but I was horny asf. And she smelled like lavender. Made my move when we got to the whip. Old girl was super soaked and told me, you **** me your sleeping over for the weekend.
Told her, ugh no. I got work.
She got real sassy and stated how many men would so take that offer. I told her I’m a think about and never hit her back up.
I'm confused. She said if she lets you smash, you have to stay for the weekend?
 
Yup. No more hardware store dates. They be trying to get a handyman off the rip
I mean you could have smashed then just left when you needed/wanted to. That's crazy though you were gonna do her tile for free? People charge out the a for that around here. My property manager's handyman charged like 1000 just to grout the travertine in my kitchen backsplsh, probably like 15sq ft at most
 
Used to do titles and hardwoods in the summer of 97- definitely wouldn’t do it just to smash. :lol:

Remembered a chick tried to get me to paint her rooms for her - said, ok. Blew my head off - “yo, you hungry? I’m going to grab me some food before I start.” Never came back.
 
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I mean you could have smashed then just left when you needed/wanted to. That's crazy though you were gonna do her tile for free? People charge out the a for that around here. My property manager's handyman charged like 1000 just to grout the travertine in my kitchen backsplsh, probably like 15sq ft at most
Nah fam. I told her I know how to do carpentry work not her work. I actually wanted to smash in the back lot of home depot but she was like hell nah I ain’t one of them bishes..
Used to do titles and hardwoods in the summer of 97- definitely wouldn’t do it just to smash. :lol:

Remembered a chick tried to get me to paint her rooms for her - said, ok. Blew my head off - “yo, you hungry? I’m going to grab me some food before I start.” Never came back.
I’ll help a gal do some work around the pad. Only if I’m exclusive with her. Non paid labor ain’t my wave but you’ll do a lot for love
 
Never work for free. There was a “wifey” customer at our business but I never tried anything with her because she was a great spending customer.
 
titang545 titang545 was the car towed again when you tried to leave the tow yard?
No they made her friend pull over into a parking lot and another person had to come pick us all up and drive us back to her place.
Had a first meet at Home Depo. Ol girl was picking out tile for her bathroom and hinted she needs “help” installing. She was bigger than our face time convo, kinda turned off but I was horny asf. And she smelled like lavender. Made my move when we got to the whip. Old girl was super soaked and told me, you **** me your sleeping over for the weekend.
Told her, ugh no. I got work.
She got real sassy and stated how many men would so take that offer. I told her I’m a think about and never hit her back up.
Wild you ain't just smash and leave in the morning. Especially since you said you were horny.
Used to do titles and hardwoods in the summer of 97- definitely wouldn’t do it just to smash. :lol:

Remembered a chick tried to get me to paint her rooms for her - said, ok. Blew my head off - “yo, you hungry? I’m going to grab me some food before I start.” Never came back.
Chick sill looking at the window for you to come back with your food. LMAO.
 
No they made her friend pull over into a parking lot and another person had to come pick us all up and drive us back to her place.

Wild you ain't just smash and leave in the morning. Especially since you said you were horny.

Chick sill looking at the window for you to come back with your food. LMAO.

She was a friend my homeboy. Actually bumped into her again :lol All she could do was shake her head.

She managed to find a duck to do it for her the next day from what I was told. :lol:
 
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