Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[sharpshooter718]

Was talking to this fine Spanish bbw from uptown for like 2 weeks and she just stops talking today... idc, just weird flaky stuff like that gets me tight...

Pof is for wasting time and looking for a ***** to pounce on real quick...

Anyhow I've smashed 2 joints off of it this year... Nothing to be proud about but a hits a hit

 

[tomdiginson]

She probably thought she was wasting time. She probably wanted the pipe within the first week.

 

[avthegod]

tinder wack as sh!!t 

pof is cool, badoo is cool too. 

meet me dead so is skout. 

ive hit off badoo and pof. 

this is ones for anyone looking for tips:

every man on there is sending pipe pics to these broads

every man is on there throwing hook ups or sex around in random convos. 

as previous stated by other members stand out, say youre not looking for that and they **** will flock to you. 

most of these girls are looking for "fun", youre also aint gonna find a dime on there for the most part.. and if you do she prob crazier than you. 

heres a good formula for an automatic hit:

look at her profile

wait till she looks at yours

hit her with the " ohh damn i cant even get a hi? lol"

shell either be like "lol hi" or "lol what" 

then you start your game. 

find out if she smoke (only if you do, dont be a sleeze ball... do what she do unless she with the tweaking)

anyways, set up a day (i usually pounce on the impulse.. if she with it the same night you already know whats gonna go down... i lose intrest after the first night anyway)

feed her, smoke her out, sip a little henn and get the action. 

if youre over 18 and cant feel the girl out on what she wants you shouldnt be on pof on a smash quest. 

im picky, i only go after 8+

but two nickles make a dime every time. 

so far on badoo ive gotten one 10/10 but the broad as mentioned before was psycho 

little spanish bronx chick prob like 5'2 with light eyes long black hair. 

 

[sugafree]

 
feed her, smoke her out, sip a little henn and get the action. 

Naw bra....

Aint none of thee above until I already smashed da yambz and shes proves worthy of sharing all of thee above with.

Fools out here going broke taking these square **** out to dinner and letting them smoke and drink for free only to be flaked on later.

These days Id honestly rather be blunt to her and even cut her as a loss before investing any money henny or smoke.

Personally it's never failed me..just being totally blunt and willing to let them walk if they aren't feeling it.

Im just at that point of the game where I no longer care

 

[Master Zik]

 

feed her, smoke her out, sip a little henn and get the action. 

Might as well pay for it

 

[Bruce Banner]

Feed her ? Lol Not even taking these birds out for drinks anymore .

 

[41239]

Tinder is a must

Age 30+ hanging on Tinder?
Naw its time to grow up B.
This is how you know the online dating site game is flawed and severely lacks innovation
All sites are of either two extremes are the spectrum.
Extremely immature and trashy or extremely biased and mandatory pay based.
Im seriously considering looking into greating a site these site devs are so outta touch
In what goes on in the actual dating game its like ZERO competition innovation/creativity wise

im not 30+ or even 30 tho ......

why dont you do that

either way r u actually on a high horse or are you just addressing your congregation?

i think its weird how dogmatic you are about your beliefs, like it really irks you to let people live

 

[avthegod]

ya buggin do the math... 

2 slices of pizza like $3 now she full right? 

get a dub roll like 2 blunts let her hit one like 3 times you smoke the rest.... 

(you gonna smoke any way)

buy a 5th of the henn dog drink 3/4 let her hit the bottle and shell be good. 

be smart brodies, just gotta give her the illusion that you bout to drop a check on the kitty. 

 

[avthegod]

 
Naw bra....

Aint none of thee above until I already smashed da yambz and shes proves worthy of sharing all of thee above with.

Fools out here going broke taking these square **** out to dinner and letting them smoke and drink for free only to be flaked on later.

These days Id honestly rather be blunt to her and even cut her as a loss before investing any money henny or smoke.

Personally it's never failed me..just being totally blunt and willing to let them walk if they aren't feeling it.

Im just at that point of the game where I no longer care

if she open the door of the whip she know she gonna have to mouth the pipe... at the bare min. 

 

[frshstunna]

Tinder is a must

Age 30+ hanging on Tinder?
Naw its time to grow up B.
This is how you know the online dating site game is flawed and severely lacks innovation
All sites are of either two extremes are the spectrum.
Extremely immature and trashy or extremely biased and mandatory pay based.
Im seriously considering looking into greating a site these site devs are so outta touch
In what goes on in the actual dating game its like ZERO competition innovation/creativity wise

I'm ready to invest , let's get it [emoji]128064[/emoji]

 

[bigslim773]

Naw bra....
Aint none of thee above until I already smashed da yambz and shes proves worthy of sharing all of thee above with.
Fools out here going broke taking these square **** out to dinner and letting them smoke and drink for free only to be flaked on later.
These days Id honestly rather be blunt to her and even cut her as a loss before investing any money henny or smoke.

Personally it's never failed me..just being totally blunt and willing to let them walk if they aren't feeling it.
Im just at that point of the game where I no longer care

 

[steebie j]

So im on tinder and ask this chick many kids she had. She said "soon to be 4 boys". So im like "wait what...youre pregnant now?" She said "yea but im still single." That dont mean ****. ***** u got 4 kids tho at 29 

 

 

[datznasty]

Man you better shoot that club up. Extra wet and she can't get double pregnant. I'm out here but still not getting as much response and I'm used to on POF. All the women got the same memes on their profiles, says something like Don't be with a netflix and chill *** *****, get you a get dressed I got plans for us *** *****" and when did women think getting all these tattoos was hot? Literally every one, and bicep tats especially but dumbass ladybugs on their breasts or some nonsense Im'ma drop some lbs and get back on tindr and maybe bumble, blackpeoplemeet maybe even

 

[steebie j]

Up there talking about "in life things just happens that beyond our control" ummmmmm condoms or BC couldve stopped all that 

 

[Master Zik]

Man you better run up in that raw asap.

If not, send the contact info my way. Aint have preggo yambs in a min.

 

[nt-criminals]

pof pimps and hookers?

 

[sugafree]

Man you better run up in that raw asap.

If not, send the contact info my way. Aint have preggo yambs in a min.

 

[41239]

So im on tinder and ask this chick many kids she had. She said "soon to be 4 boys". So im like "wait what...youre pregnant now?" She said "yea but im still single." That dont mean ****. ***** u got 4 kids tho at 29   

pics

 

[datznasty]

That still don't beat them 2 sisters who were 26 and 27 and had 15. They'd both literally have been pregnant consistently since 18. The jawn who kept breaking her own ankles just changing bed sheets. They lived in a 6 bed 1 bath that was like 950 sq ft

 

[edoubled02]

Chick I used to date had 4 kids and mind you we were 22-23 at the time. I knew that was a smash and dash with EXTRA protection ash Jhoe. [emoji]128514[/emoji] Won't add my soul to the collection [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji]

 

[301216baller]

u wildin for datin her in the first place lol

 

[sugafree]

 
u wildin for datin her in the first place lol

Man that box and that head be fire.....women with a bunch of kids got magical box man.

 

[edoubled02]

u wildin for datin her in the first place lol

I was naive back then and said I'll give her the benefit...

 

[edoubled02]

Man that box and that head be fire.....women with a bunch of kids got magical box man.

Nah mane. That box felt like nothing. Ain't even nut not one time out of the 4x's I smashed. Head was garbage. Had to truly rethink my life

 

[Bruce Banner]

Nah mane. That box felt like nothing. Ain't even nut not one time out of the 4x's I smashed. Head was garbage. Had to truly rethink my life

And you smashed 4 times ?