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Had a great run in Brentwood - was easy pickings even just grabbing a coffee lol. Their husbands wanted younger girls and they just wanted someone to talk to them I swear.
Yea affluent areas are easier with stay at home older women that used to be trophy wives. I used to deliver edible arrangements in high school. Let's just saw the chocolate covered strawberries weren't the only edibles :lol:😈
 
yep I’m from Santa Monica man
Oh cool. What brought you out to Brentwood? That area is so boring and old school to me, lol. I used to linger around that city mainly to pick up my mom from work when her car was down for repairs. I’d walk around to kill some time and notice lots of the older ladies in their workout gear trying to stay fit. Some had booty but most didn’t so I was kinda “ehh”. A few times I did feel their eye contact/smiles were very extra so those could’ve been easy pickings :lol:
 
Oh cool. What brought you out to Brentwood? That area is so boring and old school to me, lol. I used to linger around that city mainly to pick up my mom from work when her car was down for repairs. I’d walk around to kill some time and notice lots of the older ladies in their workout gear trying to stay fit. Some had booty but most didn’t so I was kinda “ehh”. A few times I did feel their eye contact/smiles were very extra so those could’ve been easy pickings :lol:

Yambs and it’s next to SM? Lawlz
 
Lol bro Brentwood is a 5 minute Lyft - ain’t nothing like having a 53 year old in her 8k Sq Ft compound catering to every need

I’d still take the early 20’s girl and the apartment she’s sharing with her cute friend. We all like what we like though so I ain’t mad atcha’
 
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Are yambs really serious about this face sitting and rimming stuff or is it a part of dating app humor/culture that I am not privy to?
 
23 in bio, profile says 25 but she looks older than that
I was about to say, that’s a milf.

The whole thing just threw me off :lol: I found it odd when the first time I encountered a profile where the age says one thing and the profile says another but I realized it’s because they created it when they were young and had to lie to get on. Maybe she’s just had a rough life :lol:
 
Are yambs really serious about this face sitting and rimming stuff or is it a part of dating app humor/culture that I am not privy to?

The one dating profile trend i despise is women who try and come over edgy by stating "I'm a c*nt"
 
The one dating profile trend i despise is women who try and come over edgy by stating "I'm a c*nt"
I’ve seen a few of those and the ones where they’re proud to act like “B-word” to men. It’s like a warning but what guy would want to deal with that?
 
Somf has been a thing for a while now

It’s more of a feeler/pickup line type thing

When I have a frew brews I’ll definitely throw out a few sit on my face lines to see what the reaction is

If it’s positive you’re in, if she gets defensive, leave her alone or laugh it off 🤷‍♂️
 
Are yambs really serious about this face sitting and rimming stuff or is it a part of dating app humor/culture that I am not privy to?

I think she's trying to be funny.

The more overt sexual profiles are typically gay/DL men etc or a set up.


The freakiest women don't talk about sex like that. If they do it's more subtle or done through messages not on their profile.
 
Somf has been a thing for a while now

It’s more of a feeler/pickup line type thing

When I have a frew brews I’ll definitely throw out a few sit on my face lines to see what the reaction is

If it’s positive you’re in, if she gets defensive, leave her alone or laugh it off 🤷‍♂️
Yeah I used to say it for jokes to women, different era. Caught me off guard when I'd get an "ok" though.
 
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