Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Y’all just gotta let bruh rock and do his thing :lol:
Pretty much. His neutral attitude towards the ladies have them on the hook, just needs to reel them on to the boat properly.


I would agree if this was maybe 10-15 years ago.
Post more pics in your profile G. It really makes a difference to these girls in making them sure you’re not a creep/troll/scammer. Adding a “daily life” photo of you doing something would be ideal over a simple selfie. Have one of your boys or family member snap a pic of you, it’s easy.
 
I'll take it into consideration. The IG photo I took on Friday would have been fire though if she just took the time to search lol.
 
 
I'll be good. By end of 2022, I'm confident I'll have the most bodies in this thread.

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Maaaaaaaaan I matched with this chick today, and im pissed! Lol. These girls gotta stop posting pre-pandemic pics.

Saw her on Hinge, she had dope pics (face + full body), trying to find my angle with this one, and she had on a Laker hat in one pic, so I left a comment, "that's right, rep that retirement home". She responded and was like, "oh you think your funny smart ***" and left me a voice note, so I responded back with one. We went back and forth on the voice notes like 5x, shots fired everywhere but playful though. I swear, shorty was kinda rough, I thought I was talking to one of my boys lol.

I asked for her number, and she said no, call me on the app. I did, we talked for about 45 mins and the connection kept dropping idk lol. So I told her here is my number, just FT me. She did, and bruh, she did NOT look like the profile, lol. Face was more chubbier, and body was too. I didn't say ****, we talked for 30 more mins and I hit her with the I'm hungry, gonna grab something to eat, ill hit back in a sec. That was 2 hours ago. She's called back and text me once.

:ohwell:
 
Maaaaaaaaan I matched with this chick today, and im pissed! Lol. These girls gotta stop posting pre-pandemic pics.

Saw her on Hinge, she had dope pics (face + full body), trying to find my angle with this one, and she had on a Laker hat in one pic, so I left a comment, "that's right, rep that retirement home". She responded and was like, "oh you think your funny smart ***" and left me a voice note, so I responded back with one. We went back and forth on the voice notes like 5x, shots fired everywhere but playful though. I swear, shorty was kinda rough, I thought I was talking to one of my boys lol.

I asked for her number, and she said no, call me on the app. I did, we talked for about 45 mins and the connection kept dropping idk lol. So I told her here is my number, just FT me. She did, and bruh, she did NOT look like the profile, lol. Face was more chubbier, and body was too. I didn't say ****, we talked for 30 more mins and I hit her with the I'm hungry, gonna grab something to eat, ill hit back in a sec. That was 2 hours ago. She's called back and text me once.

:ohwell:

SOUNDS LIKE YOU MAY HAVE TO ADD HER TO THE SUPER LATE NIGHT/LAST RESORT FILE :lol
 
Its evident dude has a confidence issue
I'll be good. By end of 2022, I'm confident I'll have the most bodies in this thread.


Also evident dude lives in a fantasy world. Homie must have taken the blue pill.
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Those the ones you call late night when you got an hour to kill and they don’t expect a meal afterwards lol.
Or if you strike out and everything else falls through. Those ones come in so clutch, especially here in VA. Lived out in Ashburn, once I got out to DC if nothing panned out. I would call one I had in Woodbridge, come through. She moved to Alexandria area, worked out even better then.
 
Maaaaaaaaan I matched with this chick today, and im pissed! Lol. These girls gotta stop posting pre-pandemic pics.

Saw her on Hinge, she had dope pics (face + full body), trying to find my angle with this one, and she had on a Laker hat in one pic, so I left a comment, "that's right, rep that retirement home". She responded and was like, "oh you think your funny smart ***" and left me a voice note, so I responded back with one. We went back and forth on the voice notes like 5x, shots fired everywhere but playful though. I swear, shorty was kinda rough, I thought I was talking to one of my boys lol.

I asked for her number, and she said no, call me on the app. I did, we talked for about 45 mins and the connection kept dropping idk lol. So I told her here is my number, just FT me. She did, and bruh, she did NOT look like the profile, lol. Face was more chubbier, and body was too. I didn't say ****, we talked for 30 more mins and I hit her with the I'm hungry, gonna grab something to eat, ill hit back in a sec. That was 2 hours ago. She's called back and text me once.

:ohwell:
Honestly i assume every chick i match with gained 15-20 since the pandemic started if all of the pics look old. Its been rough for everybody so i dont judge. Just take note.
 
I give them a grace of about 50lbs. Every once in a while you get lucky and they look just like the pics or sometimes better. I also used to utilize Marco Polo which I'm not sure is still a thing

Marco Polo?
 
it's a video messenging app but they arent live, as soon as you start sending one though it notifies the recepient and then they get the video as soon as you're done and vice versa and it keeps all of them in the msg thread unless/until you delete. WOrks on both platforms, is a little less direct and intimidating to some people than facetime
 
I give them a grace of about 50lbs. Every once in a while you get lucky and they look just like the pics or sometimes better. I also used to utilize Marco Polo which I'm not sure is still a thing
DAMN grace of 50 pounds.

Unrelated but heard the... I don't know if the strangest or dumbest thing to come out of a woman's mouth this past week. Doesn't swallow but will let dude play in the salad then kiss him.
 
Maaaaaaaaan I matched with this chick today, and im pissed! Lol. These girls gotta stop posting pre-pandemic pics.

Saw her on Hinge, she had dope pics (face + full body), trying to find my angle with this one, and she had on a Laker hat in one pic, so I left a comment, "that's right, rep that retirement home". She responded and was like, "oh you think your funny smart ***" and left me a voice note, so I responded back with one. We went back and forth on the voice notes like 5x, shots fired everywhere but playful though. I swear, shorty was kinda rough, I thought I was talking to one of my boys lol.

I asked for her number, and she said no, call me on the app. I did, we talked for about 45 mins and the connection kept dropping idk lol. So I told her here is my number, just FT me. She did, and bruh, she did NOT look like the profile, lol. Face was more chubbier, and body was too. I didn't say ****, we talked for 30 more mins and I hit her with the I'm hungry, gonna grab something to eat, ill hit back in a sec. That was 2 hours ago. She's called back and text me once.

:ohwell:

This isn't an indictment on you but how do you keep ending up in these Catfish-esque situations? First it was the extended back-and-forth with the yamb who was not giving you a glimpse of the full body by any means necessary and now this. I guess it's really just that prolific out here :lol:

Either way, kudos for listening to the thread's feedback and quickly getting facial/body size recognition this time around. Crazy how things can work out when you take the advice that people give you....
 
Came in here this morning to see rbk93 rbk93 gave us the Chuck Barkley Guarantee that he'd have the most bodies this calendar. Big James Harden "Scary Hours" vibes but I'm here for it.
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, and expecting different results.
 
Well I actually tried to meet up with a Tinder match last night( TURBO UNO TURBO UNO knows the specific one). I grabbed us food and headed to her place. The minute I got there and it could have been anyone, but her brother was there besides her. I told him everything, but asked me my name and how old I was. Said I'm not coming over tonight and followed it up with a aggressive "bye". This is all while having a steak knife in his hand. They got into a argument and she tried to convince me to stay.

Didn't even question it so just bolted back to my car and sped off so he didn't follow me lol.

Crazy first experience.
 
Well I actually tried to meet up with a Tinder match last night( TURBO UNO TURBO UNO knows the specific one). I grabbed us food and headed to her place. The minute I got there and it could have been anyone, but her brother was there besides her. I told him everything, but asked me my name and how old I was. Said I'm not coming over tonight and followed it up with a aggressive "bye". This is all while having a steak knife in his hand. They got into a argument and she tried to convince me to stay.

Didn't even question it so just bolted back to my car and sped off so he didn't follow me lol.

Crazy first experience.
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My guy. WHAT?!?! Now you finally meet up with a yamb (who your brought food to) and you almost get stabbed to death :wow:

To be honest it was probably a set up. Ole boy was probably her man and he ate your plate when you dipped. You got got.
 
I give them a grace of about 50lbs. Every once in a while you get lucky and they look just like the pics or sometimes better. I also used to utilize Marco Polo which I'm not sure is still a thing
Kind of a wide berth(a) there but I get it. Back in the day when I was in shape one of their things to try and get closer was saying they wanted to workout together and get in better shape.
 
:lol: reminds me of this chick with huge tiddys i used to see yrs ago. Had no idea til maybe the 3rd or 4th time i went over that she lived with her brother :lol: man wasnt there the first few times but that time he was in the living room watching tv while we in her room :lol: :{ i remember walking out the room like who tf is sitting on the couch? Oh thats my brother dont worry. 🥴
 
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