Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof
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- Mar 12, 2004
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He already friend zoned. They might as well just hit up Ikea and grab some meatballs and pick out the bed her dude gonna smash on
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Bruh in the corner watching like
frshstunna
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- Jan 30, 2010
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Chicks ain’t expecting/asking for nothing that some other dude ain’t doing or talking about…Alotta cats got things F’d up on the front end with the trickin and trying to stunt for any and every joint
willypete
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- Aug 28, 2014
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Nah dude just weird
You let a chick know you not about to be taking her out to these "lit" restaurants and taking her shopping and she'll dead you in a heartbeat...........but come right back around a week later tryna link up to get her back blown out.
- May 25, 2001
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I had a 54 yr old I met on POF actually before I moved to OKC when I was driving an hour up here for Thunder games and dates, she let me get handsy and was hella into pda kissing (blah) but nothing happnened.
Chic was od weird, she kept asking me about my weight and I was thinking she was gonna imply I was fat but it was the opposite. She had developed a fetish for super big guys and even showed me the video that made her get on that wave. She was low key shaming for me for being underweight, but agreed to the date so I took her to my normal groupon bowling date.
That's all, just feelsy and stuff in the arcade room and her wanting to make out when we parted like I'm 13.
Few days later I was in town so she said I can come through, so I did so and she lives with her daughter who was like 28 (I would have been like 32-3 at the time) who was locked in her room playing some sort of COD or yelling at the screen type game, so I go back to Kim's room and she was just watching Jess Hilarious videos, I thought I was gonna get to smash but it didn't happen. She told me her back hurt and I was up under the sundress with the hands then she changed the subject or something iirc but she was just teasing your boy
Didnt really keep in touch but then she reached out to me she and her friends were stranded in like Alabama or something after they ran out of money groupie following some d minus rnb singer on tour around the country.
Fast forward a few years and I moved to OKC then I realized she works walking distance from where I live so I hit her with the hey big head and tried to bring it back but I accidentally offended her when I mentioned I got a old, 450+lb coworker with money who goes to fat swinger parties and has a young, hot, Australian girlfriend hottie who doesnt even let him smash.
She was like I am not some prostitute nor am I lonely. I wasnt trying to offens, I sincerely meant it when I was telling her. Like if I tell you I love legos and you're like Datz i know a guy who is a lego enthusiast and its a lego convention in town I'd be like hell ya ppreciate ya. She also had a son who was 21 but he was out of town in the oil field, he looked like the type of ***** who if he was there would say something slick and I'd have to fight him. By the way, she was an SBBW but she had a fun body, hella oversized ******* and booty and smallish waist so I was just tryna beat but I didn't .
TLDR: bunch of nothing
54 yr old woman thought I was too skinny at like 6ft 240
Never smashed
Not much time or money wasted so fine
she was too old to be how she was
POF women be a different type
Her daughter was closer to my age
She was following some rnb singer around the country on tour who doesnt even have his own songs and ran out of money
Chic was od weird, she kept asking me about my weight and I was thinking she was gonna imply I was fat but it was the opposite. She had developed a fetish for super big guys and even showed me the video that made her get on that wave. She was low key shaming for me for being underweight, but agreed to the date so I took her to my normal groupon bowling date.
That's all, just feelsy and stuff in the arcade room and her wanting to make out when we parted like I'm 13.
Few days later I was in town so she said I can come through, so I did so and she lives with her daughter who was like 28 (I would have been like 32-3 at the time) who was locked in her room playing some sort of COD or yelling at the screen type game, so I go back to Kim's room and she was just watching Jess Hilarious videos, I thought I was gonna get to smash but it didn't happen. She told me her back hurt and I was up under the sundress with the hands then she changed the subject or something iirc but she was just teasing your boy
Didnt really keep in touch but then she reached out to me she and her friends were stranded in like Alabama or something after they ran out of money groupie following some d minus rnb singer on tour around the country.
Fast forward a few years and I moved to OKC then I realized she works walking distance from where I live so I hit her with the hey big head and tried to bring it back but I accidentally offended her when I mentioned I got a old, 450+lb coworker with money who goes to fat swinger parties and has a young, hot, Australian girlfriend hottie who doesnt even let him smash.
She was like I am not some prostitute nor am I lonely. I wasnt trying to offens, I sincerely meant it when I was telling her. Like if I tell you I love legos and you're like Datz i know a guy who is a lego enthusiast and its a lego convention in town I'd be like hell ya ppreciate ya. She also had a son who was 21 but he was out of town in the oil field, he looked like the type of ***** who if he was there would say something slick and I'd have to fight him. By the way, she was an SBBW but she had a fun body, hella oversized ******* and booty and smallish waist so I was just tryna beat but I didn't .
TLDR: bunch of nothing
54 yr old woman thought I was too skinny at like 6ft 240
Never smashed
Not much time or money wasted so fine
she was too old to be how she was
POF women be a different type
Her daughter was closer to my age
She was following some rnb singer around the country on tour who doesnt even have his own songs and ran out of money
frshstunna
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datznasty
you be finding some true weirdos dawg, shorty must have been off one of them off brand joints like pof or tagged or something 
- May 25, 2001
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I think POF, I think I was over Blendr and Badoo sending me them extra broke, suicidal, I dont even got a smart phone can you email me a pic and I'll go the library tomorrow and look at it (really happened), come pick me up I'm dtf (also really happened, and this jawn lived like 90 minutes away), *** chics. Mayne she got 8000 face only pics and tons of pics of her kids but no full body. Same time, IDK where the thread is on the moraliity of posting pics though so I'll abstain, not worth it anyways,
- Mar 9, 2010
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Blur her face and put it in a spoiler 
- Mar 22, 2003
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Sounds like the thread is coming full circle again. Can always count on
Until the lurkers get people banned
- Jul 25, 2012
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big head greetings are so juvenile lol..and they love it
- Aug 20, 2001
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rbk93
's recent silence aligns with him saying he has "a lady" who got him "a birthday gift". However, he was talking about set up chick a mere FOUR WEEKS ago. So in 28 days this young man went from thinking he was being set up by chick...fumbling a bunch of yambs and being friend zoned by a bunch of others...to now having his "mind all set on building a relationship or bettering [himself] and her" AFTER thinking she was trying to hit a lick??????
- May 25, 2001
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its also genetically accurate
- Jul 25, 2012
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Some knockers on them ol girl
- Mar 9, 2010
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Them thangs bigger than her kids 
- Mar 22, 2003
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its also genetically accurate
YOU WILD FOR THIS
- Jan 4, 2012
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That's somebody's Granny bruhits also genetically accurate
- Aug 20, 2001
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Can't believe I actually saved and rotated that
- Mar 19, 2013
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Damn she got some knee knockers
- May 25, 2001
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when you come through again, I'll reach out again. She should be 60 now so I dont have to worry about getting her preggo so you know #teamraw in the building, you can take young bae out. And hopefully son is still in the oil field or joined the Army or something because he just looks like a c block. Nothing ever happened and for some reason I hate him like it was his fault. 100% immature and I got to do better. He just look like a, "mom can i talk to you," when you're over type ***** and then talks her out of it telling her mom this dude just wants the cheeks.Can't believe I actually saved and rotated that
- Apr 30, 2010
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Gives you a better perspective on thangs.Can't believe I actually saved and rotated that
- May 27, 2017
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Y'all gotta stop with the green bubble stigmaFacts.
We call those layups. Those are the easiest ones.
Yezzur. First date… Glanced at her phone and I seent a green bubble *** ***** talking about come thru
I wasn’t salty at her tbh she didn’t owe anything to me, but I learned taking **** out to dinner is not the move lol
- Mar 9, 2010
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Every man* that looks down on green bubbles is a female in my eyes
